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back during the great kickstarter gold rush of 2012 a man saw an opportunity. an opportunity to capitalise on his biggest regret what regret? when he was a PA working on big daddy the man himself invited him in for a beer and he *record scratch* declined  he obsessed over it for years and eventually convinced himself his entire life would have worked out differently if he had just went in for that drink. he knew what he had to do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPpCtxQBQOI now after a decade of radio silence he's back at it and has some new footage and animations for his groundbreaking gonzo harassment documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNo1A59vMC0 what does everyone think? should adam sandler meet him for that drink after all this time? will you ignore the op entirely and just spout off random poo poo about adam sandler?
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adam sandler should go "ooh ba debba debba doodoo! tella hoohoo! thebba dooo ooh chee cha hoo! hoo hah hah mah nah! 🤪"
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Aug 27, 2022 07:39
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Cubone posted:adam sandler should go "ooh ba debba debba doodoo! tella hoohoo! thebba dooo ooh chee cha hoo! hoo hah hah mah nah! 🤪" lol that would be funny
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Aug 27, 2022 07:41
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LMAO that this chump said no to a beer with his boss though like you work on films and you have access to one of the most successful producers to ever exist and you say no WHAT A LOSER
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Aug 27, 2022 07:43
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Don't like his face, his weird dead eyes. Like those of a true neutral deep sea creature.
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Aug 27, 2022 07:58
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we should start a kickstarter to fund the porno parody 'loving sandler' and when i say we i mean you should because i hardly have the stamina to keep my eyes open lately.
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Aug 27, 2022 08:13
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https://i.imgur.com/SZWUjIV.mp4
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Aug 27, 2022 09:13
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I'm not going to watch anything by seth crogan sorry OP
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Aug 27, 2022 09:21
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Wait, so if he had a different personality which would have let him make different choices, his life might have turned out differently? 
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Aug 27, 2022 09:56
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If this guy would've just had a drat beer with Adam Sandler we wouldn't have had a loving pandemic.
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Aug 27, 2022 11:32
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In the alternate timeline, Sandler and this guy got into a serious drinking competition and as things escalated, Sandler got on set for Big Daddy and broke a beer bottle across the face of Jon Stewart. Stewart takes time off and becomes a member of SNL after his recovery, hosting the Weekend Update segments. The Daily Show never gains massive pop culture popularity, but as a result news programming never escalates into constant entertainment by every major news outlet.
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Aug 27, 2022 11:50
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JediTalentAgent posted:In the alternate timeline, Sandler and this guy got into a serious drinking competition and as things escalated, Sandler got on set for Big Daddy and broke a beer bottle across the face of Jon Stewart. Stewart takes time off and becomes a member of SNL after his recovery, hosting the Weekend Update segments. You can just make a thread about how you think Jon Stewart created 24 hour news or whatever it wouldn't be the worst thread by a long shot
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Aug 27, 2022 12:11
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adam sandler released an entire movie about child rape and everyone was just like "oh that wacky adam! shabba deeba doo!!!"
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Aug 27, 2022 12:18
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Shia LeBeouf based his entire identity on Adam Sandler's film characters.
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Aug 27, 2022 12:20
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JediTalentAgent posted:Shia LeBeouf based his entire identity on Adam Sandler's film characters. i thought he was going for a "james dean, if he was a scrawny male hustler on skid row" type of deal
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Aug 27, 2022 12:22
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I personally think he made the right decision declining. Can you imagine having to awkwardly laugh at Adam Sandler’s tired schtick while he’s two feet from your face. *quietly slips cylinder capsule into my own beer*
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Aug 27, 2022 13:31
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that guys name just keeps getting more jewish
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Aug 27, 2022 13:59
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I kinda feel bad for the guy for having that face, and somehow seemingly unaware of it.
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Aug 27, 2022 14:29
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Kirkland Signature Andy Samberg lookin rear end
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Aug 27, 2022 14:37
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I'd prefer if Sandler met the Worst Idea Of All Time guys.
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Aug 27, 2022 14:46
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He looks like a cross between Andy Samberg and the guy from American Pie.
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Aug 27, 2022 14:49
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Stalk stalk stalk All day long Stalk stalk stalk While I sing that song
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Aug 27, 2022 15:29
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A guy with a face like that was never going to become a big time movie star even if he had a beer with Sandler.
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Aug 27, 2022 15:36
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wiping away tears as I watch grown ups 2 and think "I could have been a part of that"
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Aug 27, 2022 15:38
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Pac and Cheese posted:will you ignore the op entirely and just spout off random poo poo about adam sandler? I was gonna because I do not much care for the man, but that OP was hosed up. A little worried about Adam Sandler now. I have not enjoyed most of his films or comedy stylings, but he does not deserve whatever that weird guy will do when he catches him.
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Aug 27, 2022 17:14
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Missed out on being able to say "hey ladies, I managed the craft services table on the Jack and Jill shoot," what a shame
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Aug 27, 2022 17:20
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Adam Sandler kind of sucks those gigolo movies were awful
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Aug 27, 2022 17:22
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Fat Dan posted:Don't like his face, his weird dead eyes. Like those of a true neutral deep sea creature. Funny thing, the podcast "Dead Eyes" handles this in a much more intelligent and successful way. That guy had his tiny role in Band of Brothers cut, reportedly because Tom Hanks thought he had "dead eyes," and he becomes obsessed with the reasoning and what it might have meant for his career to be in the final product
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Aug 27, 2022 19:22
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Adam Sandler kind of sucks those gigolo movies were awful Adam Sandler deserves more or less the same level of fame and wealth as Rob Schneider.
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Aug 27, 2022 19:27
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Pac and Cheese posted:... he obsessed over it for years and eventually convinced himself his entire life would have worked out differently if he had just went in for that drink. he knew what he had to do Pls post textual exective summaries of these videos in point form, as I have a full successful life much like Adam Sandler, so have no time to watch the vids. Tia.
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Aug 27, 2022 19:27
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Stonehouse Beach posted:Stalk stalk stalk lol
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Aug 27, 2022 20:21
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Saddam Sandler
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Aug 27, 2022 20:29
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Actually Adam Sandler is stalking and harassing me and has been for at least six years. I've had to move about every 3-4 months and even changed my name and got a restraining order but even last night he slept in a lawn chair in my yard so I couldn't leave.
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Aug 27, 2022 20:31
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I hope he's got some other stuff going on. I really do.
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Aug 27, 2022 20:34
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instead of “comings soon” movie posters should say “i’m about to come” thank you
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Aug 27, 2022 20:35
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PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE SANDLER SENPAI, I promise I'll drink beer with you this time!
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Aug 27, 2022 20:48
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one time a guy at a hotel bar gave me his room key and I never went up there and got slutted out. ever since I have wondered what might have been. perhaps I'll make an entire loving movie about this
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Aug 27, 2022 21:01
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Somebody post that pic of Sandler in a restaurant with his family obviously not wanting to be bothered, staring balefully right into the camera
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Aug 27, 2022 21:28
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Poohs Packin posted:Kirkland Signature Andy Samberg lookin rear end Fat Dan posted:He looks like a cross between Andy Samberg and the guy from American Pie. Stonehouse Beach posted:ok Stalk stalk stalk
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I drank beer with Adam Sandler and let me tell you my life ain't that great. Thinking about seeking out Adam Sandler and making him take back that beer.
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