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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







There’s some theory that when you’re with a group of people and you laugh and look at someone, that’s the person you care about the most. In whatever way that means. So like growing up when the family was watching the Simpson my dad and j would always laugh and look at each other.

Anyway we’ve never laughed harder at something we were watching than tbat scene where they were fighting over tic tacs.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Jesus Christ…
https://x.com/thedunkcentral/status/1787693232287347177?s=46&t=crshEc6ZJO1zh40ZDAIfPQ

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Bird in a Blender posted:

I had the exact same reaction. It’s breakfast, no one has got time for that poo poo.

Between taking my future stepkids to school and getting my fiancee to work on time in the mornings, my breakfast usually consists of a sugar-free cappuccino from Kwik Star. If I'm feeling really adventurous I'll grab a nutri-grain bar from the kitchen on my way out the door, but that's about all I have time for.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Work has really sucked the last few days with some impossible tasks, so I just want to say thank you to everyone for putting up with me and also that last few pages of puns was really great. I love you all

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
lol

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1787883987936886948

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
That's got some real "lay back and think of England" cursed vibes.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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He doesn’t care. Narcissists never do.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Docjowles posted:

Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day.

He is of the any publicity is good publicity mindset and he's not wrong since he's cultivated a very large cult of personality.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

the trial itself is to his political benefit, it's only the penalty phase that can have actual negative consequences for him

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Timby posted:

Between taking my future stepkids to school and getting my fiancee to work on time in the mornings, my breakfast usually consists of a sugar-free cappuccino from Kwik Star. If I'm feeling really adventurous I'll grab a nutri-grain bar from the kitchen on my way out the door, but that's about all I have time for.

I am such a basic bitch and will get Starbucks for breakfast, especially if it's after a morning hike like today.

Since I took my housemate's dog with me she got to enjoy a Pupperchino.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Every interview is its own adventure. Nailed this one and now the next will involve diving into my industry rolodex and potentially building a mock business development proposal. I got some homework to do...

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Docjowles posted:

Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day.

I think you are giving him too much credit if you think he is paying attention.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Android Apocalypse posted:

I am such a basic bitch and will get Starbucks for breakfast, especially if it's after a morning hike like today.

Since I took my housemate's dog with me she got to enjoy a Pupperchino.

Hey, sometimes Starbucks hits the spot. My fiancée had a job interview at 7 (!!!) this morning, the kids had to be at school at 7:30 and 7:50, respectively, and then I had to zip back over to the other side of town to get my fiancée from her interview to the other side of town to a doctor appointment, which thankfully was in the same building in which she works. So, basically, I was going from 5:30 a.m. and stuff didn't settle down until 8:45 a.m.

You're goddamn right I went to Starbucks for the biggest goddamn vanilla latte they had before I went back home to start work, because I was running on two hours of sleep. I even went for the full-sugar flavor syrup, diabetes be damned.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1787949101755047974

Man it must rule to be completely above the law lol

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


LeeMajors posted:

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1787949101755047974

Man it must rule to be completely above the law lol

in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


circumstances of justice Sotomayor’s death were suspicious, with special prosecutor WorthlessDOJLawyer stating he could not charge president trump as congress has not impeached or convicted him in the senate (as per supreme court precedent in 2024 in a 6-3 decision)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Man, having The Pelican Brief predict the future is pretty bleak.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Man, having The Pelican Brief predict the future is pretty bleak.

Dude, I have like a dozen posts about The Pelican Brief in this thread or it's previous incarnations.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


pmchem posted:

in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor

Man that is a bleak rear end sentence

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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I’m just gonna back a few pages and ready the funny puns

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Finished Raymond E Feists magician series this week. Thought it was pretty decent but not overly worth the hype it gets in some fantasy book circles.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


BlindSite posted:

Finished Raymond E Feists magician series this week. Thought it was pretty decent but not overly worth the hype it gets in some fantasy book circles.

I just read The Blade Itself, and it's pretty good. Fiest's books I can hardly remember which probably says something.

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

pmchem posted:

in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor

Man, it might benefit all of us to log off a little more before we find out about the crack ping past the crack ping

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