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There’s some theory that when you’re with a group of people and you laugh and look at someone, that’s the person you care about the most. In whatever way that means. So like growing up when the family was watching the Simpson my dad and j would always laugh and look at each other. Anyway we’ve never laughed harder at something we were watching than tbat scene where they were fighting over tic tacs.
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May 7, 2024 14:59
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Bird in a Blender posted:I had the exact same reaction. It’s breakfast, no one has got time for that poo poo. Between taking my future stepkids to school and getting my fiancee to work on time in the mornings, my breakfast usually consists of a sugar-free cappuccino from Kwik Star. If I'm feeling really adventurous I'll grab a nutri-grain bar from the kitchen on my way out the door, but that's about all I have time for.
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May 7, 2024 16:42
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Work has really sucked the last few days with some impossible tasks, so I just want to say thank you to everyone for putting up with me and also that last few pages of puns was really great. I love you all
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May 7, 2024 17:13
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lol https://x.com/atrupar/status/1787883987936886948
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May 7, 2024 17:38
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That's got some real "lay back and think of England" cursed vibes.
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May 7, 2024 17:43
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Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day.
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May 7, 2024 17:48
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He doesn’t care. Narcissists never do.
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May 7, 2024 17:49
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Docjowles posted:Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day. He is of the any publicity is good publicity mindset and he's not wrong since he's cultivated a very large cult of personality.
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May 7, 2024 18:10
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the trial itself is to his political benefit, it's only the penalty phase that can have actual negative consequences for him
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May 7, 2024 18:19
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Timby posted:Between taking my future stepkids to school and getting my fiancee to work on time in the mornings, my breakfast usually consists of a sugar-free cappuccino from Kwik Star. If I'm feeling really adventurous I'll grab a nutri-grain bar from the kitchen on my way out the door, but that's about all I have time for. I am such a basic bitch and will get Starbucks for breakfast, especially if it's after a morning hike like today.  Since I took my housemate's dog with me she got to enjoy a Pupperchino.
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May 7, 2024 18:22
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Every interview is its own adventure. Nailed this one and now the next will involve diving into my industry rolodex and potentially building a mock business development proposal. I got some homework to do...
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May 7, 2024 18:47
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Docjowles posted:Whatever ultimately comes of this trial, at least Trump has had to sit in a courtroom for weeks while people relentlessly say to his face what a piece of poo poo they think he is all day every day. I think you are giving him too much credit if you think he is paying attention.
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May 7, 2024 20:11
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Android Apocalypse posted:I am such a basic bitch and will get Starbucks for breakfast, especially if it's after a morning hike like today. Hey, sometimes Starbucks hits the spot. My fiancée had a job interview at 7 (!!!) this morning, the kids had to be at school at 7:30 and 7:50, respectively, and then I had to zip back over to the other side of town to get my fiancée from her interview to the other side of town to a doctor appointment, which thankfully was in the same building in which she works. So, basically, I was going from 5:30 a.m. and stuff didn't settle down until 8:45 a.m. You're goddamn right I went to Starbucks for the biggest goddamn vanilla latte they had before I went back home to start work, because I was running on two hours of sleep. I even went for the full-sugar flavor syrup, diabetes be damned.
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May 7, 2024 21:46
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https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1787949101755047974 Man it must rule to be completely above the law lol
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May 7, 2024 22:23
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LeeMajors posted:https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1787949101755047974 in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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May 7, 2024 22:44
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circumstances of justice Sotomayor’s death were suspicious, with special prosecutor WorthlessDOJLawyer stating he could not charge president trump as congress has not impeached or convicted him in the senate (as per supreme court precedent in 2024 in a 6-3 decision)
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May 7, 2024 22:47
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Man, having The Pelican Brief predict the future is pretty bleak.
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May 7, 2024 23:13
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Android Apocalypse posted:Man, having The Pelican Brief predict the future is pretty bleak. Dude, I have like a dozen posts about The Pelican Brief in this thread or it's previous incarnations.
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May 7, 2024 23:21
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pmchem posted:in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor Man that is a bleak rear end sentence
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May 7, 2024 23:59
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I’m just gonna back a few pages and ready the funny puns
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May 8, 2024 01:00
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Finished Raymond E Feists magician series this week. Thought it was pretty decent but not overly worth the hype it gets in some fantasy book circles.
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May 8, 2024 01:27
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BlindSite posted:Finished Raymond E Feists magician series this week. Thought it was pretty decent but not overly worth the hype it gets in some fantasy book circles. I just read The Blade Itself, and it's pretty good. Fiest's books I can hardly remember which probably says something.
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May 8, 2024 01:45
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pmchem posted:in a 51-50 vote, vice president JD Vance banged the gavel on new supreme court justice aileen cannon, replacing the recently passed-away Justice Sonia Sotomayor Man, it might benefit all of us to log off a little more before we find out about the crack ping past the crack ping
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May 8, 2024 02:29
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My brother just showed me this outdoor wok cooking station... https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6oTTaIBF7z/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA== if you don't want to click instagram: https://www.cuisinart.com/shopping/outdoor-grilling/grills-griddles/cgg-1265/ I want 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:50 on May 8, 2024 |
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May 8, 2024 02:43
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Fat Jesus posted:I just read The Blade Itself, and it's pretty good. Fiest's books I can hardly remember which probably says something. Very paint by numbers with some mildly disturbing descriptions of young teenage women of things like "hinted at the gorgeous woman she would grow into" but has some fun battle and siege scenes. I really enjoyed Joe Abercrombies series. The inquisitor was my favourite throughout.
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May 8, 2024 03:10
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BlindSite posted:Very paint by numbers with some mildly disturbing descriptions of young teenage women of things like "hinted at the gorgeous woman she would grow into" but has some fun battle and siege scenes. Well I'd say most fantasy from the 80's back featured women who were either a girlboss or wanton slut, sometimes both. Or maybe that's just Sprague de Camp?
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Fat Jesus posted:Well I'd say most fantasy from the 80's back featured women who were either a girlboss or wanton slut, sometimes both. Or maybe that's just Sprague de Camp? Its actually pretty good on the whole in terms of that kind of thing. Most of the violence is pretty light and not overly gritty. Put it this way it wouldn't get worse than a 15+ rating and I doubt even the most ardent weirdo from the book barn who has a meltdown if a woman gets a paper cut in a book wouldn't have many issues. Its just not super deep or changing the genre much. Especially compared to like the Abercrombies or the Eriksons
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May 8, 2024 04:26
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You ever feel like you'll never be rid of early 2000s internet comedy you? Saw this lovely story https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1clm2hp/christina_hendricks_has_a_second_wedding_so_that/ and all I could think was "man I hope nobody's made the obvious joke yet" before I can, and uh, the comments are just people saying nice things and being empathetic
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May 8, 2024 04:30
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I need to figure out how to get jj mccarthys hair on my elks head in my AV
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May 8, 2024 05:31
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a sexual elk posted:I need to figure out how to get jj mccarthys hair on my elks head in my AV jj w/ horns e: antlers I mean, though horns are the superior animal
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May 8, 2024 06:08
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Got the papers on the Seth Rogen show at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, bunch of solid comedians in addition to the billed acts.    Special guests: Post Malone did 6 songs, also there was 30 surprise mins out of Bill Burr. Snoop came out and did all the Dre Era hits. Good show, highlight of the night was post show, getting the bike jitney back into Hollywood to avoid the Uber wait + banter as we zipped by all the steerage class filth using their (ugh) legs to move a few blocks away from the venue. Sad!
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May 8, 2024 08:44
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Ether Frenzy posted:Got the papers on the Seth Rogen show at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, bunch of solid comedians in addition to the billed acts. Oooh this guy I like, Jeff Arcuri, played that. Did you see him?
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Fat Jesus posted:I just read The Blade Itself, and it's pretty good. Fiest's books I can hardly remember which probably says something. I just read the blade itself and I’m part way through book two. Absolutely loving it. I think I like these books more than the blacktongue thief!!!
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May 8, 2024 14:17
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X-Men ‘97 might as well be subtitled “oh yeah, we’re doing that one too” loving hell
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Ether Frenzy posted:Got the papers on the Seth Rogen show at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, bunch of solid comedians in addition to the billed acts. That's awesome! My friends have been going to various Netflix Is A Joke shows and they've all been good, I hear. Hope you had a great time!
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May 8, 2024 14:46
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Joey Freshwater posted:Oooh this guy I like, Jeff Arcuri, played that. Did you see him? He’s the darling of reddit and it’s so well deserved
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May 8, 2024 14:50
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Amy Pole Her posted:He’s the darling of reddit and it’s so well deserved I’ve seen him live and his actual stuff is good but his crowd work is unmatched and he’s such a nice dude
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May 8, 2024 14:53
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GD_American posted:You ever feel like you'll never be rid of early 2000s internet comedy you? It helps me because none of my IRL friends are as terminally online as me, so I can launder jokes taken from SA and Twitter and appear way funnier than I actually am. Also I don't know what the "obvious" joke is here.
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C-Euro posted:It helps me because none of my IRL friends are as terminally online as me, so I can launder jokes taken from SA and Twitter and appear way funnier than I actually am. 50 First Dates is where my mind went
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