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empty sea posted:I miss Jeyne. Has Grey Wind growled at Talisa? I need to know the status of Grey Wind. Dire wolf cockblocking y/n?
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empty sea posted:I'm still completely loving confused about the Talisa/Jeyne thing. All I know is that Robb will make the worst loving decision possible. Talisa has a great sob story that makes Robb's bedroom eyes glisten with desire, but I dunno about those hips, girl. Don't the wolves sorta represent the id or something? So growling at her might mean "bitch, let's gently caress"?
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Westeros.org posted:Ive a theory that Ive not seen discussed yet... From here. Oh god I want this to be so true now 
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May 22, 2012 04:26
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I'm really sad that Arya and Tywin are no longer going to be having their tableside chats. Those were definitely the highlight of this season for me. Qhorin better not go down like a bitch. I loved the way they visualized the plan in this episode, and I get the impression that Qhorin is PISSED about John's fuckup. The "you gotta kill me, dude," and resultant fight scene had better pay off.
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May 22, 2012 04:36
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Pretty sure *~xXx_DaRkStAr_xXx~* isn't 15.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Pretty sure *~xXx_DaRkStAr_xXx~* isn't 15. Justin Bieber will play the Darkstar. Also, Talisa's butt was nice, but show me Ygritte's boobs, dammit. I am the Wildcards %. It really is a nice bridge, though.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Not really. Horse poo poo is grassy and firm. gently caress you. Just...gently caress you for reminding me of mucking  empty sea posted:I'm still completely loving confused about the Talisa/Jeyne thing. All I know is that Robb will make the worst loving decision possible. Talisa has a great sob story that makes Robb's bedroom eyes glisten with desire, but I dunno about those hips, girl. She gets pregnant, he marries her to avoid the shame of bastardry. Only way that makes sense.
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:Don't the wolves sorta represent the id or something? So growling at her might mean "bitch, let's gently caress"? With Jeyne, Cat took it to mean she wasn't to be trusted or some prophetic nonsense of dooooom. It's Cat, though, so yeah. I'm just happy ~~My Gendry~~ was in last night's episode. Not that we got to see him in all his grimy, shirtless glory of course. And my view of Robb's delightful abs was blocked by his stupid clothing and Talisa's rear end of vow-breaking. For shame, HBO.
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May 22, 2012 05:14
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Hahaha, expecting more fanservice to fans of men. This is an adaptation of GRRM's work, after all.
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May 22, 2012 05:14
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The Jon/Ygritte sex scene is going to kick so much rear end. Although I will distracted from Kit abs because you know Kit won't close his mouth, and Ygritte won't keep her tongue out of her lower lip. Them kissing will be odd because they both have such annoying mouth quirks to overcome.
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May 22, 2012 06:02
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Chunk posted:It's not a ten year old plot twist if someone is only watching the show or reading the books because of the show, there's no need to be an antagonistic dick about it. That's pretty much most, if not all of the thread so just realize that.
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We haven't spoiled anybody in ages. Oh, you meant being antagonistic dicks. Yeah, you've got us there.
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May 22, 2012 06:38
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drat those wildling cloaks look loving rad, Rattleshirt looks like a fat chump (though he kind of is, compared to Tormund Longdick), and Jon is such a bitch its kind of hilarious. Also its hard to care about Robb since he's going to die anyway. Oh and LAMPREY PIE.
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Rattleshirt looks more badass than I pictured him in the books. Wasn't he just a scrawny chump?
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Blind Sally posted:Rattleshirt looks more badass than I pictured him in the books. Wasn't he just a scrawny chump?
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May 22, 2012 08:07
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I imagined him as a scrawny reject that couldn't make it into the uruk hai, with tarkin cheeks
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Friend of mine has been reading the books since the first season finished. I wasn't really following her progress, and then she texted this to me out of the blue today: oh poo poo oh poo poo they killed all of them lol not robb why why? Did you get to the part where they sew the wolf's head on to him? Yes.That's three friends I've introduced to the books, and three great red wedding experiences. ASOIAF is a pyramid scheme of misery. 
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May 22, 2012 08:28
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Poor Robb. After the Red Wedding, everyone immediately associates him with having his wolf's head sewn onto him. I guess that's what happens when you're an honorable idiot, son of honorable idiot.
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May 22, 2012 08:32
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It sucks that we don't get to witness it happen. In the books at least. I just look forward to Grey Wrobb resurrected as a fire wight taking back Winterfell and reclaiming his biutifuru Jeinu-chan and siring a litter of semi-wolfen pupchildren.
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After having finished Abercrombie's The Heroes, I started GRRM's Dreamsongs book 2 (hadn't found book 1) anywhere. I read halfway through A Beast for Norn before I realized I don't really care. Somehow GRRM's prose feels like watery poo poo or something after Abercrombie. I read how cool that Tuf guy is just sitting there all big and something drinking beer and went all UGH. It was like reading a 12-year-old's writing about a cool character. So what I'm asking, is there anything besides The Hedge Knight worth reading in that book?
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Urdnot Fire posted:Poor Robb. After the Red Wedding, everyone immediately associates him with having his wolf's head sewn onto him. I guess that's what happens when you're an honorable idiot, son of honorable idiot. Grandson of another honorable idiot (Ned's father showing up for a trial by combat with the champion of Aerys Targaryen).
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Rurik posted:is there anything worth reading No. GURRRRM corrupts everything it touches, which is why the TV show has a few bright spots here and there; a few pristine original scenes untainted by Ser Shitdick.
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Randallteal posted:Friend of mine has been reading the books since the first season finished. I wasn't really following her progress, and then she texted this to me out of the blue today: My mum read the Red Wedding scene today too. She wasn't that shocked by it though, I think she's come to expect stuff like that from GRRM.
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May 22, 2012 10:44
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My friend passed out for a few hours while listening to the audiobook and woke up during the red wedding, lol
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Xiahou Dun posted:The picture has one of the 80's toys. Might be Pinky Pie or whatever, I have no clue : I've seen one episode and those fuckers are color-coded, which is pretty annoying for the colorblind dude. All I know is it ain't the dragon fucker or whatever. The bad thread is back! Hooray! So, is season two really lovely? I haven't seen it yet, as I'm waiting for it to air in Norway, so I can watch it with my girlfriend, who hasn't read the books.
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Anders posted:So, is season two really lovely?
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It's got ups and downs, the new scenes are usually the best of the week, but sometimes they make really weird decisions, like having Catelyn release Jaime without knowing about Bran and Rickon (instead Jaime's about to be lynched by Karstark).
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=403844824 What was this dude probated for? Also this post owns: Prorat posted:Forgive me, but this is a stupid post. You do know there is more to acting then what you described here right? There is more layers to Tyrion and acting in general then being able to sum it up with quippy and grim. Also, not to put words in other peoples mouths but we don't want to hear about what you thought of the books. Also, you just used past tense when describing Theon like he still isn't apart of the on going series, implying that hes dead up to your point in reading the books, so thanks for the spoiler rear end in a top hat. Rape Jake. fucked around with this message at 12:24 on May 22, 2012 |
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I believe he's the dude who mentioned the Bloody Mummers and explained them when they hadn't shown up in the show. Probated because they're not huge spoilers.
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Greatbacon posted:Wouldn't you be excited if a song about a bear raping a maiden were socially acceptable?  Tormund Giantsbane is the Maiden Fair
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As much as I'm gonna miss the Arya/Tywin chats, I was glad to see Tywin leave Harrenhal. All of the characters treat Tywin like he's this super intelligent and calculating guy, but all we ever see him do is eat and hit on twelve year olds. ...poo poo, Tywin's another GRRM-insert, isn't he?
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Known GRRM Mary Sues: 1. Littlefinger - super smart and intelligent and smart, in love with little girl,  2. Sandor Clegane - big and strong, ugly on the outside, in love with little girl, 3. Jaime Lannister - wowee, the most awesomest but misunderstood guy ever, in love with sister, 4. Strong Belwas - a fat man famed for his bowel movements, 
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5. Wyman Manderly, fat and smart 6. Ilyrio Mopatis, hugely fat and smart 7. Yezzan zo Qaggaz (Yellow Whale), immensely, immobilely obese and reeks of urine Hedrigall fucked around with this message at 14:34 on May 22, 2012 |
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May 22, 2012 14:31
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The most obvious one will be the Stephen King's Van character in WOW. A fat knight will get shitdick from loving his wife and his squire.
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 This is the face I make when someone gets spoiled. 
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Jorah's another GRRM insert for being an ugly old hairy Nice Guy who lusts after a little girl who reminds him of his gold-digging ex. I'm not sure whether Brogo and ~Daario~ count for actually butt-loving said little girl or whether they're just jocks.
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Anal Tributary posted:From here. Oh god I want this to be so true now Bullshit, Darkstar is the true song of R + L and is the Prince who was Promised and Azor rear end in a top hat reborn and the one true king who will defeat The Others and ride all 3 dragons at the same time and gently caress Dany every way a man can and will finally bring balance to the force. Jon Snow was a big red herring and I'm glad he's dead.
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Urgh, the show's really going down the pan now. They just don't have the time (or money I guess) to do anything justice. The best we're getting is like, one scene (e.g. Brienne and Jaime), that's essentially a super-condensed, abridged approximation of the relationships and events in the books, while hitting the important plot points like 'Sam finds obsidian'. And gently caress what they did to Arya's whole storyline.
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You're losing focus. Arya's storyline is shorter, which means less time needed to get to the Red Wedding. The only storyline that we should cheer being fleshed out is Robb, Robb getting naked, Robb being happy, Robb winning, generally anything that increases the viewers (re: girls) fandom of Robb and Robb related happenings and the impact of his poo poo getting wrecked. Everything else is icing on a lemoncake that should hurry up and get to the fireworks factory.
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