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I can't stop laughing at this newspaper ad for "Straw Dogs". Those things happen in the movie, but the tone of this ad couldn't be more wrong. Also, that photo is not from the movie.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:03 |
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Robert Denby posted:I can't stop laughing at this newspaper ad for "Straw Dogs". Those things happen in the movie, but the tone of this ad couldn't be more wrong. Also, that photo is not from the movie. They replaced Dustin Hoffman with Leatherface and gave him a shotgun instead of a chainsaw. Yeah, look at that lurid sensationalism in the description of the gang rape scene.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:12 |
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:34 |
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Robert Denby posted:I can't stop laughing at this newspaper ad for "Straw Dogs". Those things happen in the movie, but the tone of this ad couldn't be more wrong. Also, that photo is not from the movie.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:35 |
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Wow, an actual photo-shoot poster. Good colours too. e: film looks terrible Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jan 9, 2013 |
# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:36 |
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I wonder if they intentionally took the picture that way so he could put his wife's name first.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:37 |
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I love how everything I've seen about this movie has centered around "SELENA GOMEZ IN A BIKINI!" And goddammit, why was Harmony Korine allowed anywhere near a camera?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:38 |
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SPRING BEES
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:41 |
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Spring Bees!
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:42 |
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Spring BEADS?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:45 |
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Ahh, wonderful, this tells me everything I need to know about the movie Spring Bee___s. Or possibly just Spring, surely they couldn't have been so stupid as to obscure half of their movie's title, that would just be ridiculous.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:46 |
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Or someone was trying to be meta about breaking the Breakers half of the title.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:47 |
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AndyP posted:And goddammit, why was Harmony Korine allowed anywhere near a camera? I know. One of these days, he's going to get caught up in some CP sting and we'll all go "about loving time". Also, James Franco is holding up his baggy pants with his erection. Holy poo poo, is this poster skeevy as poo poo.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 00:49 |
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I honestly don't know the difference between Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 01:02 |
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James Franco, you're a real piece of work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFu61oFi_6Y
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 01:18 |
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Anyone posted the parody posters for A Haunted House yet?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 01:35 |
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I feel dirty for saying it, but that's not a bad tagline.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 01:37 |
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Gonz posted:James Franco, you're a real piece of work. That's amazing.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 01:40 |
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DNS posted:That's amazing. ing at Franco's Beiber wig.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 02:03 |
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Between this and the poster for The Last Exorcism Part 2, if anyone is making a sequel to The Possession they are going to have a harder time finding a poster idea.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 02:17 |
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Vagabundo posted:Nothing to see here, everyone. Move along now. Maybe this poster would be better if we replaced all the faces:
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:00 |
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Max22 posted:Maybe this poster would be better if we replaced all the faces: Tell me this isn't real!
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:02 |
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Why the long face, Chris? And Alan Arkin is slowly morphing into Stephen Colbert.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:04 |
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Looks like he is turning into John Malkovich instead of Colbert.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:13 |
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Walken doesn't even look like he's in the same poster, much less movie!
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:15 |
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So, uh, did they actually cast Pacino in this or did they find him asleep with a couple raccoons under the craft services table one morning and figure "gently caress it, why not"?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:54 |
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I have it under good authority that Pacino, and I quote, "smells like old man".
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 06:56 |
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Max22 posted:Maybe this poster would be better if we replaced all the faces: Until I saw the gun in Walken's hand, I was hoping beyond hope they were playing three old stand-up comedians. I thought that would have been pretty neat! Maybe Walken is a prop-comic?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 07:00 |
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Jerusalem posted:Maybe Walken is a prop-comic? Does he play the prop?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 07:13 |
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People aren't looking forward as gently caress to Spring Breakers? edit: Is there one official poster for this movie? Franco's hand looks fake here, but I like how they rotated the whole thing around his side grip. Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Jan 9, 2013 |
# ? Jan 9, 2013 08:10 |
Teenage Fansub posted:People aren't looking forward as gently caress to Spring Breakers? I feel like I'm now on some sort of watch list after these two posters. Jesus.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 13:06 |
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LLama?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 13:08 |
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Haha, that baby is acting like a grown up.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 13:16 |
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Are Freidberg and Seltzer still around? That looks right up their alley.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 15:24 |
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Mister Chief posted:LLama? ... and they say that brevity is the soul of wit.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 15:25 |
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I knew it'd be from the dude who made this. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608936/ You'd think making Bad rear end might have been a stepping stone away from directing moronic parodies, but I guess not.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 15:34 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:People aren't looking forward as gently caress to Spring Breakers?
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 16:14 |
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But they would say:casa de mi padre posted:"She has a nice set of tits! I'm definitely going to see this!"
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 16:15 |
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casa de mi padre posted:"Hey look, it's the girl I know from those Disney shows my daughter watches! She has a nice set of tits! I'm definitely going to see this!" - Things nobody is saying. I'm pretty sure that's a massive overestimation of the theatregoing public.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 16:16 |
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It may sound like a kid trying to justify his copies of Playboy, but I think the story sounds pretty cool, and I want to see it for that. Also, James Franco looks loving amazing in this.
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# ? Jan 9, 2013 16:18 |