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penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Cingulate posted:

I know this might not be much more than a "Lens Flare!" joke, but ... from just the thumbnail, could you even tell this was not from JJTrek, but from TMP?


That's not really a lens flare joke, so you're in the clear, but I want to make it very, very clear to those in this thread who haven't seen the rules thread - lens flare jokes are probatable.

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Plump and Ready
Jan 28, 2009

DocHorror posted:

I disagree. Okay it looked nice. But with modern special effects I'd expect nothing less. I just feel that they dont make films like they used to & that it too easy to be hyper kinetic rather than restrained.

The problem with the 2009 movie isn't JJ's direction which, aside from some of his lighting choices, is great: but it's the writers. Seriously Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci have yet to write a script that I have enjoyed it seems like they got really lucky in paring up with two talented directors over the course of their careers who could shoot the hell out of movies so their writing almost never gets called into question. JJ Abrams can shoot really exciting emotionally investing scenes the real reason its never very engaging is because you don't actually ever care about the characters your just sucked into good visuals.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

MrMo posted:

The problem with the 2009 movie isn't JJ's direction which, aside from some of his lighting choices, is great: but it's the writers. Seriously Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci have yet to write a script that I have enjoyed it seems like they got really lucky in paring up with two talented directors over the course of their careers who could shoot the hell out of movies so their writing almost never gets called into question. JJ Abrams can shoot really exciting emotionally investing scenes the real reason its never very engaging is because you don't actually ever care about the characters your just sucked into good visuals.

Nah it was a really good script and I got way invested in those characters. :shrug:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What didn't you like about the new Spock for example? I though he was done well.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

It's a brilliant script, really. Star Trek '09 is probably a perfect action/adventure film.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...
I think the only real flaw in Star Trek '09 is that the introduction of Nimoy as Spock really ruins what Quinto is doing with that character and Quinto is off screen the entire time that Kirk is with old Spock, so when he is reintroduced he has to rebuild that entire thing again, but it's the third act. It's like a massive crater in the film and it never really recovers.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I wouldn't say it's a bad script, even though I think at times it was way too blunt, or just silly (CGI alien sidekick ... "Kirk = troubled youth" car chase ... I don't need these in my action/adventure films even), but, similar to TMP, I'd say the pictures clearly outshine the script. The script is OKAY, but the visuals are GREAT.
TMP is a sluggish movie, but what's slugging along is beautiful.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Cingulate posted:

CGI alien sidekick

That guy wasn't CGI, that was makeup.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I like JJTrek a lot, but it isn't without its problems. The entire moral of the story is that if a future version of one of your enemies says to be friends, then I guess you maybe should be or something?

Kirk doesn't really have an arc after he joins starfleet. Deciding to join was kind of the culmination of his character shift and then that's it. He's just awesome for the rest of the flick.

It also really bothers me that the title cards for Kirk and Spock's location read "Iowa" and "Vulcan" respectively, because I'm a huge pedant and it seems like it should either be "Earth" and Vulcan, or "Iowa" and some province within Vulcan.

That last one is a reason why my opinion really doesn't matter.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Cingulate posted:

CGI alien sidekick

Wasn't that just Deep Roy in a costume?

Edit: oh hey.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

Wasn't that just Deep Roy in a costume?

Edit: oh hey.
Well, I never knew. Goes to show it's not practical effects vs CGI that's the problem.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Cingulate posted:

Well, I never knew. Goes to show it's not practical effects vs CGI that's the problem.
To be fair, I'm pretty sure they did some CG work with his eyes.

JJTrek had a lot of bad science, this included. But this shot (and the warp-in too) was just so incredible that I let it slide.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

epitasis posted:

It's a brilliant script, really. Star Trek '09 is probably a perfect action/adventure film.

I hated it a lot (except the actors) and I don't understand that. I think I was told there were some script issues due to a strike or something so I remember last time saying hopefully they'll do better for the sequel. We'll see.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Gatts posted:

I think I was told there were some script issues due to a strike or something

Kurtzman and Orci turned in their script a few weeks before the strike, and Lindelof and Abrams worked on it up until the day the strike began. Abrams said he was frustrated during filming, however, because he wanted to change lines and add new scenes, but because he's a WGA member, he was prohibited from actually changing the scrpt.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Timby posted:

Kurtzman and Orci turned in their script a few weeks before the strike, and Lindelof and Abrams worked on it up until the day the strike began. Abrams said he was frustrated during filming, however, because he wanted to change lines and add new scenes, but because he's a WGA member, he was prohibited from actually changing the scrpt.

Yeah I'm hoping this time around it's a lot better.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




LividLiquid posted:


Kirk doesn't really have an arc after he joins starfleet. Deciding to join was kind of the culmination of his character shift and then that's it. He's just awesome for the rest of the flick.


Funny you say he's awesome the rest of the flick, but if you think about it he actually gets his rear end kicked pretty much constantly the entire movie. He loses a bar fight, almost dies on the mining rig and almost gets straight murdered in the finale.

It's like he's still Shatner-fighting in 2009, while everyone else improved.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

well why not posted:

Funny you say he's awesome the rest of the flick, but if you think about it he actually gets his rear end kicked pretty much constantly the entire movie. He loses a bar fight, almost dies on the mining rig and almost gets straight murdered in the finale.

It's like he's still Shatner-fighting in 2009, while everyone else improved.

I maintain that the alternate timeline meant that his father never taught him the two-fisted punch, which would have made him win all those fistfights. That's why he gets beat up so often. :argh: NERO!!

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

LividLiquid posted:

I like JJTrek a lot, but it isn't without its problems. The entire moral of the story is that if a future version of one of your enemies says to be friends, then I guess you maybe should be or something?

That's not the moral; that's the plot.

The basic moral was to move on with your life, by building upon the good things that happened and letting go of the bad. That's why the villain is the personification of canonicity ("I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!"). It's about not dwelling on poo poo.

(At the same time, it's also about not getting so caught up in progress that you lose sight of your values.)

SuperMechagodzilla fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Feb 16, 2013

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

penismightier posted:

Looks like this:


It's basically bifocals for the camera so they can keep things far apart in focus like this:



They still use them a lot but they're usually much better at hiding the change in focus, lots of digital painting and strong line breaks. This shot from All the President's Men uses the same technique but much more subtly:



Robert Wise went balls out in TMP so there are these moments were two people are in focus and some machines around them, and everything else is fuzzy. It's really unworldly, I love it.

You just answered a question I've had that literally none of my professors could properly answer.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

That's why the villain is the personification of canonicity ("I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!").

Oh my god

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

That's why if Abrams is really involved with Star Wars, it's a good thing. Further proof: his version of E.T., the superior Super 8.

edit: to be clear, it's superior because I prefer aliens that are scary, rather than endearing.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Black Bones posted:

superior because I prefer aliens that are scary, rather than endearing.

No dis on Abrams, but E.T. is way the gently caress scarier than the Super 8. He's downright repulsive.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

No dis on Abrams, but E.T. is way the gently caress scarier than the Super 8. He's downright repulsive.

Yeah but repulsive and frightening are two different things. ET may be a disgusting creature, but he's as nonthreatening as the toys he hides next to.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

That's why the villain is the personification of canonicity ("I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!").

This is why I love reading your posts. Sometimes I agree, sometimes I don't, and sometimes my mind gets blown by how I could have missed something that's so obvious once you see it.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

No dis on Abrams, but E.T. is way the gently caress scarier than the Super 8. He's downright repulsive.

I didn't really want to disrespect ET so much as praise Super 8. I remember being frightened by parts of the former, but the latter is fresher in my mind. Super 8 eats people and with the exception of sharing face and motivation, seems more alien than ET. Although I guess "spite" is fairly human, hmm.

Anyways, I'm so pumped for the new Trek - going by the trailer alone it looks like the good guys are confronting an evil combo of Kirk/Spock. Transporter malfunction! Why anyone uses those things is beyond me, just take the shuttle!

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."

Black Bones posted:

Anyways, I'm so pumped for the new Trek - going by the trailer alone it looks like the good guys are confronting an evil combo of Kirk/Spock. Transporter malfunction! Why anyone uses those things is beyond me, just take the shuttle!

Transporters are always seemed cooler when I was younger. Now I just imagine that every time someone is transported that they're being killed, an exact clone is generated somewhere else.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Cingulate posted:

I wouldn't say it's a bad script, even though I think at times it was way too blunt, or just silly (CGI alien sidekick ... "Kirk = troubled youth" car chase ... I don't need these in my action/adventure films even), but, similar to TMP, I'd say the pictures clearly outshine the script. The script is OKAY, but the visuals are GREAT.
TMP is a sluggish movie, but what's slugging along is beautiful.

It's a bad script. It's maybe a passible "generic action movie" story, but it really completely fails to have any sort of depth that you'd expect from science fiction, or at least I expect it personally. Each of the TOS movies(maybe excepting IV) had a lot more going on as subtext(even if people argue about the subtlety) and fantastic character arcs at times. 2009 had none of that whatsoever unless maybe you want to count that hamfisted Spock nonsense. No worthwhile character arcs, no Big Questions, etc. It's carrying zero depth, it's just bad.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



ghostwritingduck posted:

Now I just imagine that every time someone is transported that they're being killed, an exact clone is generated somewhere else.

This is exactly what's happening, just ask Thomas Riker.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

AlternateAccount posted:

It's a bad script. It's maybe a passible "generic action movie" story, but it really completely fails to have any sort of depth that you'd expect from science fiction, or at least I expect it personally. Each of the TOS movies(maybe excepting IV) had a lot more going on as subtext(even if people argue about the subtlety) and fantastic character arcs at times. 2009 had none of that whatsoever unless maybe you want to count that hamfisted Spock nonsense. No worthwhile character arcs, no Big Questions, etc. It's carrying zero depth, it's just bad.
Can you give an example of these character arcs, Big Questions and depth from the old movies (preferably not the series) that you find JJTrek is missing?
And, would you say it is actually these questions that makes the respective movie good?

Cingulate fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Feb 16, 2013

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

That's why the villain is the personification of canonicity ("I saw it happen! Don't tell me it didn't happen!").

"James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the USS Enterprise ... but that was another life."

The Riddle of Feel
Feb 2, 2013

Timby posted:

"James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the USS Enterprise ... but that was another life."

Nero isn't canonicity, he's fandom. That line is his self-insert fanfiction. The Narada is a lumbering embodiment of fanfic- it's a super duper huge ship from the future with Borg tech and a planet destroying weapon and a crew of badass dudes with badass tattoos, captained by an uber-badass with an uncreative name that would be deep and meaningful to a poorly read person, which is the kind of thing a thirteen year old writing his own story about Star Trek comes up with.

He's represents obsession with canon (I saw it happen) coupled with the idea that he can do it "better" and understands what "should" happen and what is cool and entertaining in a kind of cognitive dissonance.

NarkyBark
Dec 7, 2003

one funky chicken

Cingulate posted:

Can you give an example of these character arcs, Big Questions and depth from the old movies (preferably not the series) that you find JJTrek is missing?

Of the five ST movies I have so can comment on:

TMP: More of a spectacle than a deep movie. Straight-up face-the-unknown scifi.

II: Deals with aging, and having your past come back to haunt you. Kirk learns decisions have consequences, and you can't always cheat your way out of them

VI: Deals with xenophobia, fear of other cultures, cold war. Kirk overcomes his hatred of another race that he's always been enemies with.

FC: More of an action movie, has a thread of Picard's revenge in it.

ST09: Action movie. Has a thread of spock not being ashamed of who he is.

Plump and Ready
Jan 28, 2009

penismightier posted:

Nah it was a really good script and I got way invested in those characters. :shrug:

Alright I don't really have the time to watch the whole movie again and go through point by point but here is a basic example of the things I remember, and what is probably the most memorable sequence in the movie: the opening. The films opening sequence is an extremely convenient bit of visual and character short hand it tells you through the actions of the father who the son will be; that is bullshit for the movies main character mostly because it gives the movie an excuse to not have a character grow. They took the easy way out of building a character instead of making Kirk a xenophobe who is out for revenge for the loss of his father, who could have learned aliens are ok too and revenge is a lovely life plan. Instead he's just a cool dude who needs to join starfleet so he can be exactly the same ornery and horny rear end in a top hat he was before joining starfleet. The movie relies to much on using elements that already exist in other trek stuff to build their characters and to, on occasion, try to surprise you by doing something kind of different. The movie's story is just one convenient thing after another to get you your character moments and in one pretty extreme case, spock ejecting kirk onto the ice planet, a plot point.

Kirk is rebellious and has issues with authority figures, he is also good with the ladies, as well as being a tactical genius he is pretty much adult TV show Kirk because its easy to do.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Battleship has a better arc for the main dude, sadly. Taylor Kitsch is a gigantic loser with no job, facing criminal charges, and he's generally a piece of poo poo who never thinks about what he's doing. Then he joins the Navy, and he's still kind of an rear end in a top hat who's loving around making a mockery of the uniform, but when things get real he turns out to be a solid hero.

Kirk didn't even get that.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

MrMo posted:

Kirk is rebellious and has issues with authority figures, he is also good with the ladies, as well as being a tactical genius he is pretty much adult TV show Kirk because its easy to do.

He's really not though, well he is, but he is a younger version. He is not as mature yet. In fact there's been implications that Kirk continues to grow as a character in Into Darkness, and we'll see him become more like Kirk in TOS. I like that Abrams is going this route, personally. Kirk is seriously the least of the films problems in my opinion, I don't even think he is a problem. If any of the characters in Trek'09 sucked, it was the villain, who thankfully won't be coming back. Hopefully the bad guy in Into Darkness is much better.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I said come in! posted:

Hopefully the bad guy in Into Darkness is much better.
From the trailers, it seems so.

New Kirk's character is something similar to e.g. Indiana Jones. (Once he gets in command of the Enterprise, or at least once he gets into Starfleet,) He doesn't really change much. But he doesn't need to. He's a constant. He's a pulp hero. What's growing are his relationships. He's making friends, he's getting defeated, he's getting laid, he saves the world (notches and notches and notches).

He only has character moments in TOS movies because he gets old. That's literally everything about Kirk's character in all of the TOS movies: the contrast between being a constant, and getting old.
It's obvious why JJTrek can't do that.

TOS the series didn't really have character growth either; it had character MOMENTS, relationship stuff (Bones/Kirk/Spock). Which is just what we get in JJTrek, too.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Cingulate posted:

TOS the series didn't really have character growth either; it had character MOMENTS, relationship stuff (Bones/Kirk/Spock). Which is just what we get in JJTrek, too.

That was typical for TV up through the late 60s/early 70s. The shows were purely situational. It wasn't until shows like All in the Family that writers decided that people wanted to see the characters grow and change.

Plump and Ready
Jan 28, 2009

I said come in! posted:

He's really not though, well he is, but he is a younger version. He is not as mature yet. In fact there's been implications that Kirk continues to grow as a character in Into Darkness, and we'll see him become more like Kirk in TOS. I like that Abrams is going this route, personally. Kirk is seriously the least of the films problems in my opinion, I don't even think he is a problem. If any of the characters in Trek'09 sucked, it was the villain, who thankfully won't be coming back. Hopefully the bad guy in Into Darkness is much better.

To be clear the reason I single out the Kirk stuff is because it's easy to call him the films main character but no one in the movie actually feels like a person; Bones is tired old doctor, Spocks is vulcan/human, Kirk is Kirk. They have labels which make them easy to identify but no real complexity that helps me really get into a movie.

Edit: also Nero is angry.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

MrMo posted:

To be clear the reason I single out the Kirk stuff is because it's easy to call him the films main character but no one in the movie actually feels like a person; Bones is tired old doctor, Spocks is vulcan/human, Kirk is Kirk. They have labels which make them easy to identify but no real complexity that helps me really get into a movie.

Edit: also Nero is angry.

That's so reductive and easy to do with any movie.

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Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MrMo posted:

Bones is tired old doctor, Spocks is vulcan/human, Kirk is Kirk
Are you implying that's a Bad Thing somehow?
Because, they're only stereotypes because the very Star Trek this movie is a part of has established them. And them being anything else would have been a major gently caress-off to the series.

It's not that they're easily labelled and that makes them flat. They still react to stuff. For example, you say, Spock is easily filled under "Vulcan/Human", but that, while true, is two words where many more would not have been wasted either. For example, he is, if I recon correctly, primarily driven by pride, especially pride in fulfilling his duty, making him at times inflexible, but not too arrogant to notice when he's dangerously wrong, he's open to new ideas, he has a kickass BLACK GIRLFRIEND, ... I don't see how he's any less deep than Nimoy Spock.

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