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NeurosisHead posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed. Critical mass of bad tattoos, holy poo poo. I apologize if it's been posted already, I didn't see it. That link just takes me to my facebook, I think maybe the page is locked or something?
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Apr 30, 2013 18:42
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Fatkraken posted:That link just takes me to my facebook, I think maybe the page is locked or something? It might be. The page is "Brian's Tattoo's". Here's an example of their wondrous work: e: in fact, I'm just going to reupload a bunch of these to imgur and link them here.          NeurosisHead has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Apr 30, 2013 18:50
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NeurosisHead posted:This just popped up on my Facebook feed. Critical mass of bad tattoos, holy poo poo. I apologize if it's been posted already, I didn't see it. The tattoos are bad but the comments and request are the stuff of legends. Crazy Future Customer posted:Brian, what would it cost to get a pink sleeve with unicorns along my left arm? My sister used to have a pretend pet unicorn, but the poor thing died a few years ago when Katrina hit the mainland. We want to do something to remember her forever. Edit: Reading this over again he may actually be talking about his sister and not the unicorn, I can't actually tell...
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Apr 30, 2013 18:54
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Damnit Neurosis, you hit post before I did. I think facebook is having some issues. I got to it, but was apparently the only person able to get to another page on fb yesterday (supernatural thread). I dunno what's wrong.      I thought that, too. It's because they are too stupid to get completely in the sun. It's a shadow from a window. Although, I have no clue what is going on with the basketball one. \/\/\/ Bored has a new favorite as of 19:17 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Apr 30, 2013 19:09
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Are they painting part but not all of the new tattoos with Betadine or something and then photographing it? Why? "Oh, look, here's my lovely new tattoo partially obscured by iodine."
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Apr 30, 2013 19:13
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It looks like the shadow of the cell phone they're using to take the picture, blocking light from an overhead lighting fixture.
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Apr 30, 2013 19:44
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Possibly slightly  due to a small amount of butt-crack cleavage. Stoatbringer has a new favorite as of 21:30 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Apr 30, 2013 21:28
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"Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos. I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28
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Apr 30, 2013 21:36
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zoux posted:"Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos. I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28 Wonder how many people have tattoos of this
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Apr 30, 2013 21:40
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zoux posted:"Do not cut your bodies for the dead, and do not mark your skin with tattoos. I am the LORD." Leviticus 19:28  Someone find that picture of the guy with tattoo of that bit in Leviticus about "man shall not lie with man"  EDIT: Nm, I got it, unfortunately meme-ified:  teenytinymouse has a new favorite as of 22:05 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Apr 30, 2013 22:02
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Shannonmcn posted:Someone find that picture of the guy with tattoo of that bit in Leviticus about "man shall not lie with man" It's literally like 2 verses before that one.
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Apr 30, 2013 22:04
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I'm sort of furious at the idea that somebody would tattoo a passage from leviticus forbidding some action in which they have no personal interest in partaking on their body at all, homophobia angle aside. Do they live by that rule? Is leviticus xx:whatever the reason they don't sleep with other men? IT guy sporting a DON'T WRITE DOWN YOUR PASSWORDS tattoo. NO RUNNING AT THE POOL branded into the back of a lifeguard. What a ridiculous thing to put into your flesh.
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Apr 30, 2013 22:39
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tehloki posted:I'm sort of furious at the idea that somebody would tattoo a passage from leviticus forbidding some action in which they have no personal interest in partaking on their body at all, homophobia angle aside. Do they live by that rule? Is leviticus xx:whatever the reason they don't sleep with other men? IT guy sporting a DON'T WRITE DOWN YOUR PASSWORDS tattoo. NO RUNNING AT THE POOL branded into the back of a lifeguard. What a ridiculous thing to put into your flesh. No but, they have to show all their bros how totally NOT GAY they are. And yeah, if the Bible is the only reason you're not loving dudes then you probably really want to gently caress dudes.
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Apr 30, 2013 22:45
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I'm going to take the view that it's ironic and the bearers are totally into sex in the butt. With men. Lots of them.
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Apr 30, 2013 23:54
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tehloki posted:I'm sort of furious at the idea that somebody would tattoo a passage from leviticus forbidding some action in which they have no personal interest in partaking on their body at all, homophobia angle aside. Do they live by that rule? Is leviticus xx:whatever the reason they don't sleep with other men? IT guy sporting a DON'T WRITE DOWN YOUR PASSWORDS tattoo. NO RUNNING AT THE POOL branded into the back of a lifeguard. What a ridiculous thing to put into your flesh. It's like Memento, but instead of forgetting everything he only forgets that he doesn't want to have gay sex.
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May 1, 2013 00:02
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tehloki posted:NO RUNNING AT THE POOL branded into the back of a lifeguard. You said that like it wouldn't be awesome. 
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May 1, 2013 00:43
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dijon du jour posted:Is it based off of anything? Maybe it's a perfect rendition of a really lovely picture. she was supposed to be getting a sun based off of my brother's tattoo, which is rad, but it came out looking like maybe she had that guy from brian's tattoo draw it up for her.
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May 1, 2013 04:36
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Scissorfighter posted:It's like Memento, but instead of forgetting everything he only forgets that he doesn't want to have gay sex. It's like writing reminders to yourself on your palm. "Buy milk at grocery store" "Study for chemistry exam" "Pick up suit at laundromat" "Don't gently caress dudes" "Buy gift for Shelly's birthday next week"
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May 1, 2013 04:49
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dijon du jour posted:It's like writing reminders to yourself on your palm. 
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May 1, 2013 05:21
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dijon du jour posted:It's like writing reminders to yourself on your palm. Here's a tattoo idea for you: 
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May 1, 2013 14:16
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They all came from the same Facebook page...   
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May 1, 2013 17:18
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What is this from? When I saw it yesterday it made me laugh. It's still making me laugh today. Almost as much as Buttorthy from the funny pictures threads. Also, here's some  tattoos from the gis of "wizard of oz photo butt tattoo":http://imgur.com/cngoMSu http://imgur.com/Ck4TZvp http://imgur.com/DNRcnSi http://imgur.com/vpaPlg0 They all have butts in them, in case you couldn't tell from the google search term.
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May 1, 2013 17:29
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The last one is a trick!
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May 1, 2013 17:55
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I think it's supposed to be three roses together, and the one in front is partially blocking the ones in back? But since they are all the same colors and line thickness, it's more like a rose that someone sat on and squished.
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May 1, 2013 18:54
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/01/boss-offers-employees-pay-rise-for-getting-tattoo-of-company-logo-3708928/quote:A New York real estate agency is helping its employees get ahead by offering staff a pay rise in return for them getting a tattoo of the company logo.  There's a video on the page as well.
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May 1, 2013 20:18
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Okay, I've been looking at it for 2 or 3 minutes and I still can't figure out what the turd-looking thing is in this photo.
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May 1, 2013 21:32
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Okay, I've been looking at it for 2 or 3 minutes and I still can't figure out what the turd-looking thing is in this photo. I've just given up and accepted that it's a turd.
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May 1, 2013 21:45
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I think it's a shredded cloth bandage. I think it got soaked somehow, I'll pretend in the shower, and she didn't change it. Like this:  But the cheaper versions tend to fray pretty easily.
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May 1, 2013 21:47
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Bored posted:What is this from? When I saw it yesterday it made me laugh. It's still making me laugh today. Almost as much as Buttorthy from the funny pictures threads. The best tv show ever, Strangers With Candy.
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May 1, 2013 22:15
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These are all on the same girl...             My personal favourite is the blue daffodil, her kids birth flower and birth stone colour? I thought one of the important and memorable parts of a daffodil was that they were yellow?
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May 1, 2013 22:45
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Snuffleuphagus' closed eyes..? Jellyfish?
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May 1, 2013 23:05
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Ashkai posted:Snuffleuphagus' closed eyes..? Jellyfish? The picture on facebook said something about eyes...so yes? Maybe? I have no idea to be honest, they look a bit like a Disney villains closed eyes... Maleficent maybe.
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May 1, 2013 23:07
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:These are all on the same girl... Girl that what? I was a little too proud of myself for figuring out that W+anchor=wanker.
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May 1, 2013 23:16
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:These are all on the same girl...
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May 1, 2013 23:20
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Snowy posted:Girl that what? I think she meant to put her fingers like that on purpose to make a u. So it's fuq u w anchor
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May 1, 2013 23:20
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:These are all on the same girl... How does a girl get to have such a hairy back?
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May 1, 2013 23:24
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Pandasmores posted:I think she meant to put her fingers like that on purpose to make a u. So it's fuq u w anchor I'm almost certain you have put more thought into it than she ever did! For what it's worth I think it's "fu q" "w anchor"? Maybe.
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May 1, 2013 23:25
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Pandasmores posted:I think she meant to put her fingers like that on purpose to make a u. So it's fuq u w anchor Yeah that part I get and I'm sure she gets a lot of use out of it since nobody likes her.. but what's the punchline to GIRL THAT? Maybe I'm misreading it and it says TWAT. That almost seems more likely.
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May 1, 2013 23:34
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Snowy posted:Yeah that part I get and I'm sure she gets a lot of use out of it since nobody likes her.. but what's the punchline to GIRL THAT? Maybe I'm misreading it and it says TWAT. That almost seems more likely. Look at the way she's holding her hands, usually when displaying knuckle tattoos you'd do it the other way round, palm down. Not that it makes any more sense but the tattoo is actually "THAT GIRL"
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May 1, 2013 23:37
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aDecentCupOfTea posted:Look at the way she's holding her hands, usually when displaying knuckle tattoos you'd do it the other way round, palm down. Not that it makes any more sense but the tattoo is actually "THAT GIRL" Oh god I'm super retarded. I swear I have a fever and had a long day at work Sorry, tasteless tattoo thread.
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