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pentyne posted:How have you guys not written the entire 7 books of Game of Bones? If the BFC erotica thread is any indication "real" erotica authors write a book every night. Too busy talking about hockey  wait does that make hockey the erotic version of football? Trabandiumium fucked around with this message at 13:06 on May 18, 2013 |
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Considering they don't do flashbacks or inner monologues, the entire Kingsmoot will last 2 episodes, tops. The entirety of Dorne and Dany is about three episodes. The travelogue of Tyrion, Jon and Sam is enough for five or six. And AFFC/ADWD is already bleeding into seasons 3 and 4. I'll be amazed if AFFC/ADWD isn't wrapped up by the finale of season 5. Chronologically, once Tyrion leaves King's Landing there's just 4 boat rides, unfilmable inner monologues and flashbacks, Brienne's boring quest, Cersei going to church jail, Arya warging into a cat, Frey pies, Jon fake out death, Stannis in a blizzard, and Dany dropping an epic deuce. Season 5 will be boring as poo poo. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 13:20 on May 18, 2013 |
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May 18, 2013 13:15
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Holy Calamity! posted:
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May 18, 2013 14:32
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Junkenstein posted:Seven seasons would mean they definitely finish before the books, but there's no way they'll fit four books into three seasons. I think the best thing would be, after next season, to just completely go their own path. They get to wrap up their story and we can still go on waiting for books that will never be written. The heat death of the universe is pending as well, as is the robot uprising
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May 18, 2013 14:43
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There is no way Gurm is finishing the series in two books. There's no way he's even going to finish The Winds of Winter even when he splits it into two books, never mind finishing TWOW as he originally planned to. The series will finish way before the books and the show kids are going to try and lord that over book readers in some inane way no doubt. E: I am absolutely awful at grammar and typing. Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 14:51 on May 18, 2013 |
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May 18, 2013 14:48
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Tennessee is the most boring state to drive through. I better hear the GoT theme song like 90 times at this stupid ren fest.
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May 18, 2013 14:49
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I hope you remember to gangrape a comely wench while you're there, to really make the setting feel authentic. She doesn't have to get with child or anything, and it's okay that you're gay. Rape isn't about sexual lust anyway, it's about authenticity!
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May 18, 2013 14:57
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Aurain posted:the show kids are going to try and lord that over book readers in some inane way no doubt.  Let's be honest, we kind of deserve it.
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May 18, 2013 14:58
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I hope you remember to gangrape a comely wench while you're there, to really make the setting feel authentic. She doesn't have to get with child or anything, and it's okay that you're gay. Rape isn't about sexual lust anyway, it's about authenticity! I prefer anachronistic media like The Great Gatsby and Moulin Rouge. Authenticity is overrated and for boring nerds with elbow pads on their ill-fitting coats. As such, I'll be blasting Mark Ronson and getting my gay sex on with a merling womb-man behind the fried Kool-aid stand.
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Joramun posted:
I imagine Gurm will change quite a lot of the important details should he some how manage to avoid a grisly death or incarceration for child molestation and finish the novels anyway.
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May 18, 2013 15:07
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my cat is norris posted:OKAY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT HERE IS CHAPTER FIVE...as read by myself and IRQ. In which I drink a horrible mixed drink, and there is much laughter. That was totally worth the wait. Thank you both so much for doing this. I loved it, but if you two do want to record it again (people will be buying this stuff... eventually), this may be useful. Also, it was a Razor Ramon/Scarface reference.
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May 18, 2013 16:02
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my cat is norris posted:
Just singin'~
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tennessee is the most boring state to drive through. I better hear the GoT theme song like 90 times at this stupid ren fest. Tennessee is lovely in the summer. You need to eat a few grams of hash and just relax and enjoy the experience. Sometimes in the morning you get this wicked fog, and if you've been driving all night you might take the wrong turn and end up in some crazy town where you pass out on the side of the road and wake up and forget where you are and led zepplin is playing misty mountain hop and you think you are in loving hobbiton.
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May 18, 2013 20:04
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The temperature is only 80, which is much colder than New Orleans, but there's no liquor, so that's a horrible trade off.
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May 18, 2013 20:16
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I have family in Tennessee. I went to Beale Street one night and one of the bars was blasting dubstep super loud, and I swear I felt BB King roll over in his grave to better position his shameful boner
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May 18, 2013 20:26
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Hahaha, festival toilets. Somebody Khaleesi'd all over the seats and walls.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Hahaha, festival toilets. The Copper Throne.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Hahaha, festival toilets. Have you seen any Grrmalikes yet?
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savinhill posted:Have you seen any Grrmalikes yet? Tennessee has an amazing abundance of two things: extremely tall redheads, and GRRMalikes. One of the jousting knights is a GRRMalike.
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May 18, 2013 20:51
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Are there any lemoncakes?
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May 18, 2013 20:56
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Wouldn't be authentic. In the Renaissance, there were no lemons at all and cake was not invented until the late Ren period. The closest you can hope for is a tomato fritter.
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May 18, 2013 20:58
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Are there any lamprey pies though.
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May 18, 2013 21:18
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It's funny how no one in real life knows Dany's name. She is almost universally referred to as Khaleesi, to the point where in FPS games I have come across multiple people named that, but also spelt wrong like "kalieesi"
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May 18, 2013 21:27
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bigmcgaffney posted:It's funny how no one in real life knows Dany's name. She is almost universally referred to as Khaleesi, to the point where in FPS games I have come across multiple people named that, but also spelt wrong like "kalieesi" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkGGL8R1UxE
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May 18, 2013 21:33
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bigmcgaffney posted:It's funny how no one in real life knows Dany's name. She is almost universally referred to as Khaleesi, to the point where in FPS games I have come across multiple people named that, but also spelt wrong like "kalieesi" It's because that's how she's almost exclusively referred to in the show. Everyone calls her that, almost nobody calls her anything else.
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May 18, 2013 21:38
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my cat is norris posted:OKAY FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT HERE IS CHAPTER FIVE...as read by myself and IRQ. In which I drink a horrible mixed drink, and there is much laughter. This poo poo is adorable and made me giggle.
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May 18, 2013 22:53
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IRQ's voice made me laugh. It's just so mild and innocent, like a 12-year-old girl 
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Both audio tapes show the care, seriousness, and obsession with quality that is synonomous with the WILDCARD brand. EDIT: Also alchohol. So much alchohol. EDIT 2: The bong rip is the piece de ristance Shageletic fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 18, 2013 |
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May 18, 2013 23:16
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Holy Calamity! posted:
I almost made it through this psychologically unscarred. Until it came to the baby seal sex oil.
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You are all terrible, terrible people, but I'm guessing you already know that. p.s listening to that upset my tummy
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:IRQ's voice made me laugh. It's just so mild and innocent, like a 12-year-old girl What were you expecting? We had fun, that's all that matters! Also the synchronized explosive diarrhea that Norris edited out.
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IRQ posted:What were you expecting? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSghPuixbPM
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"Iain M. Banks - Excession - 1996 posted:'Huh.' The bird continued to look at her for a moment, then pivoted its head back to look out across the salt marsh. It ruffled its feathers and rose up on its thin black legs. 'Well,' it said, 'Winter's coming. Can't delay. Best prepare.' The bird dropped into the air. 'Fat lot of use…' she heard it mutter. It opened its wings and flew away on an involute course. I keep noticing little snippets in the things I'm reading that remind me of GRRM. Anyone know if GoT was published before or after Excession? Wanna say both were '96.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tennessee has an amazing abundance of two things: extremely tall redheads, and GRRMalikes. I live in Tennessee, and god drat you are right on the GRRMalikes. I don't go a month or two without thinking I just saw GURM walking around.
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I'm crying over here, over chap 6. Should have sent a poet. :happysmith: In other news, we need to get this chick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1VWRPSc4kE to buy GoB and talk about it, or gently caress even read at chapter or two.
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SaviourX posted:In other news, we need to get this chick: Holy crap, she's incredibly annoying! If she were a goon, she'd probably post in the TVIV thread! (Naw, just kidding. She's read the books. She'd probably post in this thread).
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I listened to about 2 minutes before giving up and now I feel a bit sick and tired, like my will to live has been sapped. She'd fit right in.
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May 19, 2013 12:56
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Pinku-chan kawaii~~ 
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May 19, 2013 13:00
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Pinku-chan kawaii~~ I think she's going for the Quentin Quire aesthetic.
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Funnily enough, she's pretty good about recommending comic books. But I x-ed out of there as soon as she started talking about this series being the best she's ever read. Then I wrote her a letter, in my blood, reasonably arguing otherwise.
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