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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I'm amazed they left out the ubiquitous nautical star.

Also my sister just got a combination of two of those tattooed on her. Anchor infinity sign. :shepicide:

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LingcodKilla posted:

You could replace those with the stupid NorCal star and sparrow and it would be perfect.
Hey, shuddup, you! :argh:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I'm amazed they left out the ubiquitous nautical star.

Also my sister just got a combination of two of those tattooed on her. Anchor infinity sign. :shepicide:

"I'm permanently sunk!"

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

LingcodKilla posted:

The crows and seeds flying from the plants must be an east coast thing because I dont think I've ever seen one out here in CA.

I've seen just crows, and I have a friend who got a tattoo of a jigsaw puzzle piece with birds flying out of it. Birds are popular in tattoos.

heatherawr
Apr 16, 2011

Pick posted:

"I'm permanently sunk!"

One of my coworkers came in today to show me her first tattoo she got last night.

Anchor and infinity symbol. There must be a thing going around.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Those Ren's Toothache screencaps should have a trigger warning. I'd managed to forget that poo poo!

Flitter Reid
Aug 16, 2006

Ow.
I don't personally know either of the guys involved in this but I'm somehow Facebook friends with the guy who did it. He just posted this and is now asking if anyone else fancies being tattooed today. It doesn't look like he's in a studio. :ohdear:

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Flitter Reid posted:

I don't personally know either of the guys involved in this but I'm somehow Facebook friends with the guy who did it. He just posted this and is now asking if anyone else fancies being tattooed today. It doesn't look like he's in a studio. :ohdear:



Ninlage. Of course.

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
Get it?
No pictures yet...my youngest brother just got a tattooing kit off ebay. I suggested he go find people to learn from, a shop to work at, or something, and he just said "Shut up Ahhh Real Zombies! I've already tattooed a ton of people I don't need to learn anything." :bang:

My moms so supportive of his kitchen tattooing she's already talking about letting him tattoo mine and my siblings names on her. And trying to talk me into getting one from him too. :downs:

M42
Nov 12, 2012


For serious, link them the imgur album ToastFaceKillah has of kitchen tattoo infections.

Tremors
Aug 16, 2006

What happened to the legendary Chris Redfield, huh? What happened to you?!

Tremors posted:

I shall return tomorrow.



Here's the finished product!

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


They look slightly confused, like they're caught in a crosswind.

Ron Burgundy
Dec 24, 2005
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
Nailed it.

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Tremors posted:

Here's the finished product!


Looks infected already

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

Ask me about
Steaming Early-onset Accessperger's



Free Logical Fallacies only in 2014!
Do not listen to a thing I say.

Derek of the Andes posted:

Looks infected already

Not really, just looks irritated. It's prolly fresh as gently caress.

This does remind me that I was telling my friend she's an idiot for getting her tattoo in the middle of a loving jungle but she did bring out a point I don't know about, it was a prick tattoo and she claimed they have a lower chance of infection. I still told her she's an idiot but I know nothing about prick tattoos did her claim have any sort of substance?

WHEEZY KISS A DUDE
Dec 28, 2000

ASK ME HOW TO GET FREE BEER!
(THE ANSWER IS "CHEATING GOONS OUT OF IT")

gobbledygoat posted:

Not really, just looks irritated. It's prolly fresh as gently caress.

This does remind me that I was telling my friend she's an idiot for getting her tattoo in the middle of a loving jungle but she did bring out a point I don't know about, it was a prick tattoo and she claimed they have a lower chance of infection. I still told her she's an idiot but I know nothing about prick tattoos did her claim have any sort of substance?

No.

LeafHouse
Apr 22, 2008

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!



Tremors posted:

Here's the finished product!


Oof that's a bummer.

gobbledygoat
Jun 4, 2011

Ask me about
Steaming Early-onset Accessperger's



Free Logical Fallacies only in 2014!
Do not listen to a thing I say.
Yeah I thought so, brb yelling at her.

Multiplesarcasm
Mar 3, 2006

a corduroy explosion.
Well, at least it's visible and will age poorly. She'll always have that.

meataidstheft
Jul 31, 2005

Yous a lady Skwisgaar!
Yes - eventually they will run and end up looking like a bunch of ugly black moles.

Good job kiddo.

Dono
Feb 15, 2007

Freak the Fuck Out!
20 pages and not one SA grenade. I'm impressed.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Dono posted:

20 pages and not one SA grenade. I'm impressed.

Because that's neither ugly nor tasteless.


Because it's really, really cool.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008





Yep, should have remembered from the URL.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Dono posted:

20 pages and not one SA grenade. I'm impressed.

Someone please post the Grenade/Bong tattoo some TCC goon got.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
That shining beacon of journalistic integrity, The Sun, has an article about a guy who can't get hired because of his head tattoos.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4931451/man-tattoos-face-head-nobody-will-give-him-a-job.html

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

DorkusMalorkus posted:

That shining beacon of journalistic integrity, The Sun, has an article about a guy who can't get hired because of his head tattoos.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4931451/man-tattoos-face-head-nobody-will-give-him-a-job.html



I don't think it helps that all his decent tattoos are on the back of his head while front and center on his forehead is the Buddhist symbol for "bad decisions"



It looks like it was done in sharpie.

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
Doesnt help that he looks like a total creeper.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

His hair is on upside-down.


There we go.

Stoatbringer has a new favorite as of 22:14 on May 18, 2013

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

loving Batley. I was born just down the road in Dewsbury, and there's a good reason I live 200 miles south in London now. Batley/Morley.. everywhere round there is full of bled out kitchen scratch bullshit tattoos, including a guy who likes to put his initials under everything he does 'so you know it's his work' according to the fair few that have them, and they're all pathetic.

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe


"Kinda spur of the moment, but when you have a chance to get tattooed free, you don't pass that up."
Sometimes Facebook makes me really happy.

WindowLiquor
Feb 8, 2011

Oh no no, this simply will not do!
It came from Facebook...



This is supposedly beautiful. I love the artist's excuse for the lettering looking bad.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

WindowLiquor posted:

It came from Facebook...



This is supposedly beautiful. I love the artist's excuse for the lettering looking bad.

That key/lock is making my head hurt.

Zandorv
Nov 22, 2011

quote:

"Kinda spur of the moment, but when you have a chance to get tattooed free, you don't pass that up."
:stare:

For content:


WindowLiquor
Feb 8, 2011

Oh no no, this simply will not do!

Jerry Cotton posted:

That key/lock is making my head hurt.

There are more beauties on their Facebook page like that. That is, if you can find them, because most pictures are of things that aren't tattoos, or tattoos done by other people. The best part about that is they claim to be the best shop in the area, however, they're the only shop in the area (in Dutch standards).

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

Zandorv posted:


For content:



Ah, the elusive boneless cat.

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

Quad posted:



"Kinda spur of the moment, but when you have a chance to get tattooed free, you don't pass that up."
Sometimes Facebook makes me really happy.

I was just about to post this. I've been trying to explain to him why kitchen tattoos are a horrible idea but to no avail.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Xandu posted:

They're saying the designs are cliche and they won't tattoo them on people.

For a minute I thought you were putting me on, but I really hope you're telling the truth because if so, that's awesome.

I'm really glad I didn't get some of the tattoos I was thinking of getting back in my twenties. I could do without "wah lum tam tui" inked in (probably bad) Chinese across my back. This thread just reinforces my choices.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

fallin1 posted:

I was just about to post this. I've been trying to explain to him why kitchen tattoos are a horrible idea but to no avail.

I too was going to post this. We have the same friends. :doh:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

To be fair, that's a pretty ugly baby. My biggest fear is that no one will honestly tell me if my kids are ugly, because as a parent I'll be too blinded by parental love to admit that I have ugly babies.

Slamma Jamma!
May 20, 2010


Why did he put Spaghetti-O's all over it, though?

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Slamma Jamma!
May 20, 2010

My girlfriend and I have been looking at this for a while now, trying to figure out what the hell it is. Any guesses?


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