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Somebody broke that poor baby/cherub/butterfly's back!
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My niece got her first tattoo. It depicts the true beauty of the rare and exotic jizz lily. "Love framily"
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May 23, 2013 02:51
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Do tasteless brands/scarification count? My boyfriend just informed me he is having his friend brand "something" on to his arm. It will be interesting dating an amputee.
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May 23, 2013 02:57
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Silly Hippie posted:Do tasteless brands/scarification count? My boyfriend just informed me he is having his friend brand "something" on to his arm. Yes, please post pictures of your boyfriends horribly infected burn when it happens.
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May 23, 2013 03:19
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Awesome Kristin posted:That's a dead baby. All the more reason not to do a poo poo-rear end job.
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May 23, 2013 08:15
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Somebody I sort of know via Internet:
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Lichtenstein posted:Somebody I sort of know via Internet: When did Metal Gear get a furry mascot character?
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May 24, 2013 14:20
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:When did Metal Gear get a furry mascot character? Second game. Also Meryl from Metal Gear Solid 1 has that same logo as a paint tattoo on her arm.  Hers doesn't look like a piece of poo poo though.
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May 24, 2013 14:36
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Lichtenstein posted:Somebody I sort of know via Internet:  It's kind of spot on, the drawing itself is just kind of ugly to begin with. If he was trying to be Meryl he got it on the wrong shoulder though.
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May 24, 2013 15:11
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Silly Hippie posted:Do tasteless brands/scarification count? My boyfriend just informed me he is having his friend brand "something" on to his arm. Condolences on dating a dumbass, I guess. Anyway, I think any sort of tasteless body modification should be postable in this thread. For example, the body jewelry company Industrial Strength has this contest called "Earmageddon" that is all about inspiring piercers to use custom jewelry to make really unique and innovative piercing projects. Sometimes this turns out well.   And then you get the people who go hog wild with the gems and colored titanium and it gets kind of busy. The second one looks like the "jewelry" I used to make out of bent paper clips when I was like 8.   And then you have this. Ignoring the obvious, it really annoys me that she has that random turquoise jewelry there.  And this jewelry is not cheap. A single gem bead costs at least $20. The pink opal one must be at least $300 worth of jewelry. Anyway, here's the link to look at the whole gallery: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.405115279509776.93294.129857693702204&type=1
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May 25, 2013 03:38
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:And then you have this. Ignoring the obvious, it really annoys me that she has that random turquoise jewelry there. 
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May 25, 2013 04:02
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EgillSkallagrimsson posted:Welp, now I know that it's possible to have labia ears. Why anyone would want them remains a mystery, though. Maybe they stretched their ears badly or had an earring rip out. Please enjoy this mockup of a terrible tattoo I saw today on a girl's wrist. (That's an eternity sign/sideways figure 8, sorry).  One of three eternity symbol tattoos I saw in an eight hour period. All were lopsided and a bit sad.
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May 25, 2013 04:20
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Silly Hippie posted:Maybe they stretched their ears badly or had an earring rip out. I vote for stretched ear that ripped out. 
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May 25, 2013 06:55
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May 25, 2013 14:30
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Content aside, this is really well done isn't it?
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May 25, 2013 14:34
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Shadow the Hedgehog is the most metalcore of hedgehogs.
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crime fighting hog posted:Content aside, this is really well done isn't it? Maybe, but imagine him in 2 years when he realises how loving dumb a sonic + metroid + zelda + mario + minecraft tatoo is.
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May 25, 2013 14:41
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:Maybe, but imagine him in 2 years when he realises how loving dumb a sonic + metroid + zelda + mario + minecraft tatoo is. It bothers me that he's got two out of three triforce colours and the one he omitted is not wisdom.
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May 25, 2013 15:02
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crime fighting hog posted:Content aside, this is really well done isn't it? It's the Michael Bay of tattoos. An expertly created and lovingly crafted steaming pile of poo poo.
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May 25, 2013 15:44
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*door opens and a tattoo of every book, anime and video game comes in for a HUGE party*
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Bored posted:Here, have an s&m, but no nudity, tasteless shrimp tattoo. It's not bad, but I figure it sort of counts as tasteless. Is that the shrimp from Shark Tale? 
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May 25, 2013 19:58
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Ktb posted:It bothers me that he's got two out of three triforce colours and the one he omitted is not wisdom. He must have Knuckles and the Red triforce on his penis. Also Shadow on red and I guess Silver on green would have made more colors/hedgehogs sense I guess but whatever no one wants a Silver tattoo anyway. Unless maybe they've read Tails Gets Trolled.
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May 25, 2013 20:30
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Silly Hippie posted:Do tasteless brands/scarification count? My boyfriend just informed me he is having his friend brand "something" on to his arm. If you care about this guy on any level you will forbid him to do it. With that being said I look forward to the terrible pictures and/or break up story.
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May 25, 2013 20:48
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A Saucy Bratwurst posted:Maybe, but imagine him in 2 years when he realises how loving dumb a sonic + metroid + zelda + mario + minecraft tatoo is. Don't forget the chocobo and the bahamut on his shoulders. + FF. Personally, I would have Sonic with the green Triforce bit and Shadow with the red one. Courage and Power. 
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May 25, 2013 21:07
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That drat infinity symbol. I went to get my nose pierced today at a walk-in studio today (never been to one of those before, I got my tattoo at an appointment only place) and within the space of 15 minutes, three teenage girls came in and requested infinity symbols with their dumb word, on their wrists, in tiny little font. The poor front desk guy had to explain that it had to be a certain size to be legible, and no, they can't do it any cheaper. My husband was laughing so much I told him he'd have to go outside if he couldn't control himself.
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May 26, 2013 04:00
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My parents just got matching large blue infinity symbol tattoos on their forearms to celebrate their 25th anniversary. It becomes kinda cute if you wait till your sixties.
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May 28, 2013 16:33
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My dad waited til his 60s to get tattooed. He got a dead bird (from an Irish poem) on one arm and a grumpy looking koala on the other.
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May 28, 2013 17:52
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From the facebook page of somebody I know. For the most part the art isn't done too badly but the subject matter is   Her other arm.  Yeah, good ol' Hogwarts.  No Harry Potter tattoo set is complete without a Dark Mark!  I might as well complete the set of her. Note this is a tramp stamp, not a lower belly. 
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May 29, 2013 04:25
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I would seriously believe you if you just told me she had her belly button removed (and didn't look too close at the jeans). I also just realized the things on her fingers are the horcruxes. I still don't know what that "Always" thing has to do with Harry Potter though. That woman sure is dedicated, jesus.
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May 29, 2013 04:30
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Look Right posted:Yeah, good ol' Hogwarts. Wow, that is some wrecked nail polish. Also, are those symbols supposed to be the Horcruxes? I could just barely tell.
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May 29, 2013 04:46
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I think so. I think it's the diary, the ring, the necklace, the challace, the tiara, Harry's lightning bolt scar, the snake, and Voldamort himself.
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May 29, 2013 04:49
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a while ago, i drew something for my aunt with the stipulation that she get it re-drawn by an actual tattoo artist before getting it done today, she sends me a picture and says she found someone "real clean" while on vacation to do it "for $45". ugh vvv i'll get a better picture next time i see her, the one she sent me was really bloody whereismyshoe has a new favorite as of 06:12 on May 29, 2013 |
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May 29, 2013 05:25
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Aunts be damned. You can't post that and not the picture.
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May 29, 2013 06:09
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Its just astounding to me that people will walk into a shop with less than $100. And I'm not a man known for his good tattoos.
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May 29, 2013 06:34
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IUG posted:I would seriously believe you if you just told me she had her belly button removed (and didn't look too close at the jeans). I also just realized the things on her fingers are the horcruxes. I still don't know what that "Always" thing has to do with Harry Potter though. That woman sure is dedicated, jesus. Snape was in love with Lily Potter. At one point Dumbledore asks if he still loves her, and Snape replies, "Always."
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May 29, 2013 12:37
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Dienes posted:Snape was in love with Lily Potter. At one point Dumbledore asks if he still loves her, and Snape replies, "Always." Though having that quote next to a Stag is odd, since Lilys patronus (and later Snapes) was a doe, so it looks like it's saying Snape is in love with Harry or Harry's dad
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May 29, 2013 12:53
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Fatkraken posted:Though having that quote next to a Stag is odd, since Lilys patronus (and later Snapes) was a doe, so it looks like it's saying Snape is in love with Harry or Harry's dad With the caliber of some Harry Potter fans, maybe she was going for some Snape and Harry or Harry's dad slash. Just saying. It'd go with the general tastelessness.
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ExtrudeAlongCurve posted:With the caliber of some Harry Potter fans, maybe she was going for some Snape and Harry or Harry's dad slash. It's probably her canon, from some 5 million word fanfic. Anyway, hey! I had a friend with a dark mark tattoo, too. It is bad. I can't find a picture of it, though, so here are some other bad ones -  Guys, did you know about Voldemort's other symbol, the eel?  A snake coming out of a mouth is pretty hard. We should probably just make it a snakey chin tumor.  The logo for a Harry Potter spin-off aimed at young children, meant to teach them how to bathe and shave their chin toupees.  This snake is suffering from a terrible scale disease. Either that, or it's a tentacle and those are suckers.  "I love fantasy racists and so do all my friends".* *This is a temporary tattoo. My point still stands.
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May 29, 2013 19:04
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The dark mark is a literal treasure trove of terrible. This guy just went all out.
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meataidstheft posted:The dark mark is a literal treasure trove of terrible. I can't stop looking at that beard.
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