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Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

LingcodKilla posted:

Who the hell are you to judge warped Bart? Don't have a cow about other people's tats.

WARPED BORT SAMPSON :argh:

death .cab for qt posted:

He picked the bad ones, people asked for the rest, he posted the rest. Nobody ever said they were all tasteless.

Maybe I'm reading him wrong, but those pictures were accompanied by this:

Hummingbirds posted:

I stand by my opinion that these are tasteless as gently caress even if they're techincally well-done tattoos. Maybe it's just because I know the girl personally and she's about as "lolrandom" as I've ever seen.

So maybe I'm dense but I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he's saying?

Cream-of-Plenty has a new favorite as of 22:49 on Jun 3, 2013

# ? Jun 3, 2013 22:46

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 05:01

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

Oh well in that case that dude is dumb and is like the other dude who would post in this thread all the time with three or four inoffensive tattoos and start this thread of conversation all over again.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 22:50

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

death .cab for qt posted:

Oh well in that case that dude is dumb and is like the other dude who would post in this thread all the time with three or four inoffensive tattoos and start this thread of conversation all over again.

At least a WARPED BORT SAMPSON came out of it all.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 22:51

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Bored posted:

I saw this in my mind like Forest just kept pokin' Dan in the arm saying, "Lt Dan...icecream...Lt Dan, ICE CREAM...LT. DAN, ICE CREAM!" while trying to show him his new icecream cone tattoo, because I thought I clicked on the image macros thread. Also, because I don't remember the ice cream line in Forest Gump. All I remember is Bubba's recitation of shrimp dishes.

Here, have an s&m, but no nudity, tasteless shrimp tattoo. It's not bad, but I figure it sort of counts as tasteless.
Just in case it's for some, here's a link.

That's the shrimp from Shark Tale. Someone got a tattoo from Shark Tale. :psyduck:

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:00

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Hummingbirds posted:

Maybe it's just because I know the girl personally and she's about as "lolrandom" as I've ever seen.

Ahh so that's it. You wanted to hear a bunch of strangers talk poo poo about somebody you don't like. Sorry it didn't turn out as you hoped. Those tattoos aren't bad and certainly aren't anywhere near bad tattoo thread bad. Even if some are worse than the others - you will find such on people with many tattoos.

Also you seriously posted this pic in a bad tattoo thread presumably for people to laugh at?

You're trying way too hard.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:10

Darth Freddy: Feb 6, 2007; An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

meataidstheft posted:

Personally the lack of integration between the tattoos is what gets me.

If you wanna doodle all over something get a notebook. However I am partial to the Spyro because I like how grumpy he looks.

I will never get this argument. Not every one has an idea of how many and what kind of tattoos they are going to get, most people just kind of get them and get more as they go.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:21

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Cats!

Really not sure what's going on with the limbs here.

This one's not atrocious but I like the (real) cat's expression.

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:32

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Portals posted:

Cats!

Really not sure what's going on with the limbs here.

This one's not atrocious but I like the (real) cat's expression.

Is that last one cat fetuses?

# ? Jun 3, 2013 23:37

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

PaganGoatPants posted:

Is that last one cat fetuses?

No you pleb, they're Cat Slugs :colbert:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 01:00

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

death .cab for qt posted:

No you pleb, they're Cat Slugs

And here I was thinking they were shrimp.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 01:08

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

dijon du jour posted:

And here I was thinking they were shrimp.

Brb have dope idea for a tiger shrimp tat.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 01:20

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

death .cab for qt posted:

No you pleb, they're Cat Slugs

Cat Poops.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 02:01

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Palpek posted:

Ahh so that's it. You wanted to hear a bunch of strangers talk poo poo about somebody you don't like. Sorry it didn't turn out as you hoped. Those tattoos aren't bad and certainly aren't anywhere near bad tattoo thread bad. Even if some are worse than the others - you will find such on people with many tattoos.

Also you seriously posted this pic in a bad tattoo thread presumably for people to laugh at?

You're trying way too hard.

I was going to post something similar, except for the last part. That's one of the few of her pieces that are borderline. (though that could just be me looking at it on my phone)

highme has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Jun 4, 2013

# ? Jun 4, 2013 02:13

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Portals posted:

Cats!

My first thought: kidneys.
In the same vein...

"Hello Kidney" :sigh:

This could maybe be cute if done right, but it looks like poo poo.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 02:30

Hummingbirds: Feb 17, 2011

Palpek posted:

Ahh so that's it. You wanted to hear a bunch of strangers talk poo poo about somebody you don't like. Sorry it didn't turn out as you hoped. Those tattoos aren't bad and certainly aren't anywhere near bad tattoo thread bad. Even if some are worse than the others - you will find such on people with many tattoos.

Also you seriously posted this pic in a bad tattoo thread presumably for people to laugh at?

You're trying way too hard.

You guys asked for the others!! And I have met this girl like twice in my life, I don't care if people like her tattoos, I just thought this was the tasteless tattoo thread and not the lovely tattoo thread, good god.

I'm a girl by the way.

E: sorry for starting a huge rear end argument everyone, as an apology I will post my own tasteless/lovely tattoo

Hummingbirds has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Jun 4, 2013

# ? Jun 4, 2013 03:01

Cream-of-Plenty: Apr 21, 2010; "The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Hummingbirds posted:

E: sorry for starting a huge rear end argument everyone, as an apology I will post my own tasteless/lovely tattoo

Why does that look like marker? GOD drat IT :ssj:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 04:45

Pogonodon: Sep 10, 2010

dijon du jour posted:

Is Spyro a work in progress or something? 'Cause his horns are disappearing into the void.

Looks finished to me.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:01

Christopher Robin: Apr 28, 2013

DorkusMalorkus posted:

She even has Chuck Taylors on, how edgy and quirky

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:19

highme: May 25, 2001; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Hummingbirds posted:

E: sorry for starting a huge rear end argument everyone, as an apology I will post my own tasteless/lovely tattoo

Everybody (who is tattooed) should have a less than stellar tattoo.

Also, I'm not sure how the responses to your post were really a "huge rear end argument" and not just people disagreeing with you.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:27

Devyl: Mar 27, 2005; It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

PaganGoatPants posted:

cat fetuses?

What? Catfish?

# ? Jun 4, 2013 05:49

dijon du jour: Mar 27, 2013; _{I'm shy}

Devyl posted:

What? Catfish?

RIP Granpappy.
Shouldn't have pissed off that witch.
He was mighty tasty, though.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 06:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

dijon du jour posted:

RIP Granpappy.
Shouldn't have pissed off that witch.
He was mighty tasty, though.

It's actually a good representation of a catfish. I'm biased though because of my awful tattoo of my favorite gamefish.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 07:12

appropriatemetaphor: Jan 26, 2006

Devyl posted:

What? Catfish?

Dad what happened to grandpa? *chews some fish*

....D...dad? :smith:

# ? Jun 4, 2013 07:18

Sylvyfish: Feb 16, 2012; We can't get hung up on real world morality.

Dixville posted:

"Hello Kidney" This could maybe be cute if done right, but it looks like poo poo.

This one could've been really great. What a shame. Maybe she could get it fixed one day?

# ? Jun 4, 2013 14:17

Slamma Jamma!: May 20, 2010

I wish I could think of something witty to say about this, but it's just horrible and my mind is blank.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 21:17

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Factory posted:

I wish I could think of something witty to say about this, but it's just horrible and my mind is blank.

But drat if that name isn't all straight.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 21:22

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

What's the watermark for? That proud of the tattoo?

# ? Jun 4, 2013 21:23

Slamma Jamma!: May 20, 2010

PaganGoatPants posted:

What's the watermark for? That proud of the tattoo?

I take it as a friendly reminder to remember the name "Brittney Lugo" and never go near her holding a tattoo gun.

# ? Jun 4, 2013 21:31

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

http://brittneylugo.tumblr.com

I had to know. Oof.

Some of her art isn't terrible. But like, if you're just some chick posting on DA. Not someone who owns and uses a tattoo machine.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 02:48

Desperado Bones: Aug 29, 2009; Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!

fullroundaction posted:

http://brittneylugo.tumblr.com

I had to know. Oof.

Some of her art isn't terrible. But like, if you're just some chick posting on DA. Not someone who owns and uses a tattoo machine.

Some?

The little a scrolled, all her drawings of human faces were bad. Amateur style bad. As bad as the ones I once tried to do.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 02:56

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I managed to make it past the face illustrations on her Tumblr, but this picture did me in:

Maybe the White Rabbit's late because his face could stop a loving clock.

# ? Jun 5, 2013 03:12

Silly Hippie: Sep 18, 2007

Antivehicular posted:

I managed to make it past the face illustrations on her Tumblr, but this picture did me in:

Maybe the White Rabbit's late because his face could stop a loving clock.

I can't stop laughing at this. Seriously, imagine having this tattoo. I would be hysterical all the time, just looking at that loving face.

Hey, it's time for another round of bad Harry Potter tattoos. This time it's "people who just didn't get it".

This somehow manages to turn it into a horror thing. Actually, never mind, I think this is the most accurate representation of how creepy Snape is.

"You know what would make a great tattoo? Boring text about killing people."

I couldn't find a bigger version of this but it is hilarious. I don't know what moons or owls (?) have to do with Snape but I know that this is above someone's buttcrack.

Ahhh yes, the motto of a family of inbred racists, that would look great on my foot.

http://i.imgur.com/zVGOgFI.jpg

Linked because the picture includes scars from cutting. Okay, so I get that people move on in different ways, but I'm sorry, this just seems... not well thought out. ("Sectumsempra" is a spell that cuts people).

# ? Jun 5, 2013 03:41

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

I give you... a baby with his foreskin chopped off. This girl is covered in all manner of awful tattoos, from the 13-shaped paw prints to various people's autographs all over her arms and some weirdass wolf things on her back. I think she has something like 14 tattoos and none are professionally done.