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Blind Sally posted:Beans are amazing! I put them in everything: Or just in a hollowed-out trencher as a snack.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I'm on a new readthrough as well and noticed a neat bit of foreshadowing re: Cat. In one of her early chapters (on the way to the Eyrie), it mentions that the events of late have made it feel as if her heart is turning into stone. I did notice something in a Cat chapter. When thinking about Jon while with Mya Stone, she *does* feel guilty about how much she hates him.
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Nuncle, hath thou heard about legumes, legumes, the magical fruite?
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^^^ Hast thou* : "thou hast", "he hath" ; "thou dost", "he doth".Joramun posted:Yeah but I have unrealistic expectations for my silly fantasy series and not having them fulfilled breaks my immersion. I'm still pissed about lack of the Fist of the First Men battle scene because I wanted to see zombie bears. I understand why they had to cut it, but c'mon : zombie bear. Also : 
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ShaqDiesel posted:Or just in a hollowed-out trencher as a snack. Are you me? I was going to post a hollow trencher stuffed with beans, smothered in gravy after reading that post
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Xiahou Dun posted:^^^ Hast thou* That just means 'has you/you has'. Pffff.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:He's middle-aged and gay. There's a strong chance Bret Easton Ellis is actually the long-lost Tony Danza Claus Long-lost? Umm. He's actually here, among us now  SaviourX posted:Godspeed, you black emperor. I think the thread's moved past that phase these days. I had great fun while it lasted, though!
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Kylaer posted:Long-lost? Umm. He's actually here, among us now Someone hasn't been paying attention. 
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Kylaer posted:Long-lost? Umm. He's actually here, among us now My god, he's been raised in secret under an assumed name all this time?!
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:My god, he's been raised in secret under an assumed name all this time?! He's assumed the GRRMiest name on the forums.
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Jun 20, 2013 02:37
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...Bryndyn Blyckfyre? 
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:...Bryndyn Blyckfyre? Varys Blackfyre 
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Neeplord Bonerjoffrey
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whowhatwhere posted:Nipples N Rum? GNPTurtle or GiantJet Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:What if Ned Stark warged into a woman and impregnated her while controlling her Then you would clearly be reading a WildCards novel. Well technically it would be as if Bran forced this Uncle Brenden to Warg into Sansa, and then raped him/her. rypakal posted:I did notice something in a Cat chapter. When thinking about Jon while with Mya Stone, she *does* feel guilty about how much she hates him. I'd be pretty bummed and a bit resentful, if I was supposed to marry the "good, fun, attractive, kick rear end" brother, and instead I got his younger annoying, honor soaked, Robert's little puppy dog, brother. If on top of that, I mean, the ONE thing this dude is known for, its his loving Honor. Like he's basically so honor bound he is suicidal... and the ONE transgression here, is against ME. He fucks some other woman, and then is like "hey, this is my child, raise him as your own, and no loving questions". And im sure he is being RIGHTEOUS as gently caress about it, because he is that kind of guy. I'm pretty sure that little poo poo kid would be like a constant reminder of my dead lover, not to mention an ongoing reminder of my own besmirched honor. And paradoxically the more "Stark-like" she becomes, the more she raises her own children to be honor-bound starks, the more she comes to love Ned... the more this bastard kid makes less and less sense, and becomes more and more painful. I mean, sure she is a bitch about it, but she wasn't really at the top of her game when she said all that poo poo. So as much as I said "ouch" when I heard all that poo poo, I also can sympathize where Cat is coming from. edit: Also, Darkstar 
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Oberst posted:Are you me? I was going to post a hollow trencher stuffed with beans, smothered in gravy after reading that post Yeah probably. We're talking baked beans here, right? P.s. - Ser Leekon Mustneeds? ShaqDiesel fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Jun 20, 2013 |
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I recently did my part in promoting our wonderful piece of fiction, team. George Takei 
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Joramun posted:Yeah but I have unrealistic expectations for my silly fantasy series and not having them fulfilled breaks my immersion. I just want the Hound to wear his awesome Hound Helmet when he's in a fight.
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Tangentially related to ASOIAF, but after watching this I would love to see Charles Dance read some of GRRM's best passages.. NSFW, like everything in this thread.
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While I'm sure this was already posted, I just thought I'd share what ASOIAF would be like if it was written by TVIV.
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Similar, but with extra "show watchers are retarded" goodness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9bLaKIN4kA
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Not My Goodies posted:Similar, but with extra "show watchers are retarded" goodness. Ok, this takes the cake. Imaging that GoT's writers have never read the books because they don't want spoilers just makes the show ten times better.
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Contra Calculus posted:While I'm sure this was already posted, I just thought I'd share what ASOIAF would be like if it was written by TVIV. I love the old theory being brought back of 3 dragons, one for Tyrion, Jon Snow, Daenerys, and they're all supposed to be Targaryen heirs (Tyrion from Aerys raping Tywin's wife, Jon Snow was the son of Lyanna and Rhaegar). It's like seeing all the fans theories that were discussed to death after AFFC and pretty much discredited in ADWD now finding new life in TVIV. nutranurse posted:Ok, this takes the cake. Imaging that GoT's writers have never read the books because they don't want spoilers just makes the show ten times better. I think Charles Dance said he hasn't read the books and so doesn't know what happens to Tywin.
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pentyne posted:I love the old theory being brought back of 3 dragons, one for Tyrion, Jon Snow, Daenerys, and they're all supposed to be Targaryen heirs (Tyrion from Aerys raping Tywin's wife, Jon Snow was the son of Lyanna and Rhaegar). It's like seeing all the fans theories that were discussed to death after AFFC and pretty much discredited in ADWD now finding new life in TVIV. I'm pretty sure he's already been spoiled by fans of the show.
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zyang31 posted:I'm pretty sure he's already been spoiled by fans of the show. There's a short interview where he mentions someone coming up to him in the street and going "You have the best death scene!" and then goes on to tell him what it is.
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pentyne posted:I think Charles Dance said he hasn't read the books and so doesn't know what happens to Tywin. He was Wild Carded.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:My god, he's been raised in secret under an assumed name all this time?! Legend has it he warged into Hodor one fateful day and then didn't know how to warg back out.
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I had an 8 hour bustrip this weekend and reread Feast. Jesus, is there a single woman whose big dark nipples that gross loving lardbag has not described in detail?!
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You want a better description of show watchers? http://www.babynamewizard.com/archives/2013/5/khaleesi-the-non-name-from-a-non-language quote:Last year, 146 American girls were named Khaleesi. That's a 450% jump in the name's usage from 2011, and before that year it was completely unknown. Surprisingly, the name was never reported as used prior to the broadcast of the show.
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I'm naming my first born Hot Pie, regardless of gender.
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Imma name my firstborn daughter "Rape-Victim Stormborn", then I'll get all the TVIV cred.
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Imma Khal all over her Drogo. The Unburnt, Stormborn, Penisvagina.
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I can just imagine in 15 years when these girls hate their parents and scream about being named after a fictional character who's known for making GBS threads brown water all over the grass.
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Paxicon posted:I had an 8 hour bustrip this weekend Easy there, Fabio
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The best part is showwatchers don't know her actual name, which if you're going to try to name your kid after some sort of inspirational (to them) female figure, you think you might want to do. Naming kids after titles isn't unheard of, but imaginary ones?
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SaviourX posted:The best part is showwatchers don't know her actual name, which if you're going to try to name your kid after some sort of inspirational (to them) female figure, you think you might want to do. Naming kids after titles isn't unheard of, but imaginary ones? It's not that they don't know her name, it's their inability to differentiate between a name they aren't phonetically familiar with and one they are. I think most of the TV fanbase thinks its King Jeffery no matter how many times they hear "Jaw-free" because of that reason.
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pentyne posted:You want a better description of show watchers? They're even infesting vidya gaems now. 
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