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Although I know it is tasteless, there's something about this tattoo that I like.
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Jul 4, 2013 17:28
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They should have had McGuirk showing off his Chiquita Banana tattoo for extra meta.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:13
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I love that tattoo and Miss Kalle's idea.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:51
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  And a small update on the guy I posted before 
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Jul 4, 2013 19:52
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Jul 4, 2013 20:29
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Miss Kalle posted:They should have had McGuirk showing off his Chiquita Banana tattoo for extra meta. Even then, it wouldn't work right without that Squiggle Vision goodness.
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Jul 4, 2013 21:02
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 http://i.imgur.com/nYQyuyx.jpg
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Jul 4, 2013 21:14
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"Nobody's complainin' 'bout my lovely tattoo!" But I bet they're saying lots about it! Professor Shark has a new favorite as of 21:21 on Jul 4, 2013 |
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Jul 4, 2013 21:19
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To be fair, if that's exactly what the customer wanted, I'd say that absolves the artist of all liability.
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Jul 4, 2013 21:38
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Captain Trips posted:To be fair, if that's exactly what the customer wanted, I'd say that absolves the artist of all liability. Isn't that the consensus for spelling mistakes, sans kitchen wizards?
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Jul 4, 2013 21:41
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Aggg why would you give your tattoo a bad boob job? The face, breasts, stomach, wings, and hands all look like they were drawn with different people with varying levels of artistic skill. The right hand is so competently done it's almost like it was inked by a different artist.
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Jul 4, 2013 21:49
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tehloki posted:Aggg why would you give your tattoo a bad boob job? The face, breasts, stomach, wings, and hands all look like they were drawn with different people with varying levels of artistic skill. The right hand is so competently done it's almost like it was inked by a different artist. Seriously. Sagging yet perfectly round and gravity defying where they settled.
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Jul 4, 2013 22:58
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I've been trying to figure out for years how to get a nerdy Home Movies tattoo that is tasteless but not lovely. Turns out I'd like it even if it was lovely. Good to know!
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Jul 5, 2013 00:06
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I saw this one on tumblr:
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Jul 5, 2013 03:51
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That's an ugly baby to begin with, but drat. What's up with the bridge of the nose in the tattoo?
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Jul 5, 2013 03:52
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It looks like it's snorting the rest of its face into its nostrils.
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Jul 5, 2013 04:07
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Captain Trips posted:That's an ugly baby to begin with, but drat. What's up with the bridge of the nose in the tattoo? Maybe it's a reimagining, based on the premise that the baby was an extra on an episode of Star Trek.
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Jul 5, 2013 04:54
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Fat Pony posted:It came from Facebook: This tattoo is great IMO. Be honest, is the tattoo on someone you don't like irl and you're posting it here hoping we will make fun of them?
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Jul 5, 2013 05:54
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Gyges posted:Maybe it's a reimagining, based on the premise that the baby was an extra on an episode of Star Trek. Michael Chiklis - Background Klingon #2 e: him or Dean Norris. That's an ugly drat baby, either way.
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Jul 5, 2013 06:19
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Retter posted:I saw this one on tumblr: I don't get it, almost all of these horrible portrait tattoos have the artist holding up a picture for the comparison. Why even take the picture when you should be able to CLEARLY see you did such a horrible loving job?
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Jul 5, 2013 06:21
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Retter posted:I saw this one on tumblr: The way I figure it, this is just one of those digital aging dealies where that's a pretty accurate depiction of what that baby's gonna look like in forty years.
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Jul 5, 2013 06:38
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The White Dragon posted:The way I figure it, this is just one of those digital aging dealies where that's a pretty accurate depiction of what that baby's gonna look like in forty years. Oh, so that baby's going to grow up to be my speech teacher from High School, then?
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Jul 5, 2013 06:40
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That's no baby, that's a tragic burn victim you insensitive shitheads.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:55
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Colonial Air Force posted:Well don't have hooves or chew cud, so.... But we do ruminate.
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Jul 5, 2013 10:28
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pageerror404 posted:This tattoo is great IMO. Be honest, is the tattoo on someone you don't like irl and you're posting it here hoping we will make fun of them?
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Jul 5, 2013 10:58
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Retter posted:I saw this one on tumblr: It makes sense when you see the Jack Black tattoo on the other shoulder.
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Jul 5, 2013 11:55
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Cartoon does not mean lovely  Oh wait, he put that on someone's skin. He's stupid. He might not realize that cartoonists are artists. Edit: just read it over and realized it was posted by the scratcher and not the person being tattooed. Here's the thing. I've seen tattoo work that the artist was pretty much forced to put on someone without being allowed to change it at all. It still ends up looking better than the original when done by a competent tattoo artist because the lines are uniform and unshaky. Bored has a new favorite as of 17:39 on Jul 5, 2013 |
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Jul 5, 2013 17:33
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Retter posted:I saw this one on tumblr: I'd assume with the black latex gloves that the tattoo artist is the one holding up the picture? That would imply that they are either proud of the tattoo or has just realized how bad they've hosed up.
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Jul 5, 2013 17:59
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I'm mostly disturbed by the ants crawling on that Cardassian's head.
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Jul 6, 2013 01:28
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Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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Jul 6, 2013 10:19
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Inspector Zenigata posted:This tattoo is beautiful, and if you honestly can't parse it, you're an idiot. The art is fine but the placement seems off. It just looks like art slapped on her instead of oh I dunno slithering around her.
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Jul 6, 2013 10:29
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Fat Pony posted:It came from Facebook: It's an octopus as seen through a fisheye lens. 
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Jul 6, 2013 10:56
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Bored posted:Cartoon does not mean lovely Even if he was forced to do it, if he wasn't happy with it, why would he post it on his Facebook? So many questions... Edit to add picture:  Robert Pattinson looks a bit like a young Willem Dafoe. luloo123 has a new favorite as of 12:44 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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Jul 6, 2013 12:37
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luloo123 posted:Even if he was forced to do it, if he wasn't happy with it, why would he post it on his Facebook? So many questions... There is no way that was a one man job. Getting a tight stretch on that thigh would require a team of people pulling at it. I feel sorry for whoever had do deal with tattooing blubber like that, even if they are a poo poo artist.
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Jul 6, 2013 12:53
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Thighlight 
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Jul 6, 2013 13:01
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That poor artist. 
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Jul 6, 2013 13:07
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Seventh Arrow posted:Thighlight This was beautiful. bulletsponge13 has a new favorite as of 13:52 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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Jul 6, 2013 13:49
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LingcodKilla posted:The art is fine but the placement seems off. It just looks like art slapped on her instead of oh I dunno slithering around her. This is pretty much why I don't like it, octopus/squid tattoos are pretty easy to wrap around any body part and have it flow well. It's a well done tatt but it could have been way better.
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Jul 6, 2013 16:19
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Seventh Arrow posted:Thighlight More like Cellulight.
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Jul 6, 2013 17:05
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I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? Or do major tattoo shops keep a chubby-chaser on retainer, specifically for those jobs?
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