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luloo123 posted:
Looks more like Steve Buscemi to me.
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Captain Trips posted:I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? The thing that makes me cringe is that I have a tattoo that partially covers a little bit of cellulite, and it was easily the most painful spot I've ever had tattooed. I know pain is highly subjective, but ugh. Why would you put yourself through that for a Twilight tattoo, of all things? Where I'm from, we used to refer to legs like that as "cottage cheese thighs" 
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nerdpony posted:Looks more like Steve Buscemi to me. That's just because, unfortunately, Steve Buscemi looks like a failed drawing of a human face.
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RazorBunny posted:Where I'm from, we used to refer to legs like that as "cottage cheese thighs" That's the most common phrase I know of for them, but I'm also a fan of making a comparison to a plastic bag full of dimes.
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Captain Trips posted:I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? Because anyone who wants a tattoo can get a tattoo? Is there a 'no fatties' rule that I'm not aware of?
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Jul 6, 2013 22:42
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TenKindsOfCrazy posted:Because anyone who wants a tattoo can get a tattoo? Is there a 'no fatties' rule that I'm not aware of? There should be rules against something like that...
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Captain Trips posted:I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? I think that tattoo artists who only tattooed body parts they thought were hot would probably not do so well, professionally. 
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Jul 7, 2013 00:20
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If only there was a way to suggest more flattering tattoo locations to fat people without upsetting them. I know there are places on the body that don't get as fat and don't sag.
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pageerror404 posted:If only there was a way to suggest more flattering tattoo locations to fat people without upsetting them. I know there are places on the body that don't get as fat and don't sag. There is; we charge an inflated rate for areas that will be more difficult (or disgusting) to tattoo. When they want to lower the price, you can suggest an easier-to-work-with area.
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From the funny images thread. Tasteless and hideous!Steve Holt! posted:You mean this?
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Bored posted:From the funny images thread. Tasteless and hideous! Oh Jesus I just noticed the stakes through his hands. This tattoo just keeps getting worse and worse. 
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Bored posted:From the funny images thread. Tasteless and hideous! Is the 'thing' at the back a dude or a hideous chick?
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Guni posted:Is the 'thing' at the back a dude or a hideous chick? It's Jesus loving Christ. 
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Seventh Arrow posted:Thighlight
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Captain Trips posted:I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? It must be interesting to work with a bigger canvas with less definition and flatter curves than a healthy person's body has, just from an artistic point of view. I've seen some people with tattoos who are all kinds of gross, not just fat - if I were a tattoo artist I'd rather work on a fat person than someone with terrible hygiene if I had to stand over their exposed body for hours.
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Jul 7, 2013 02:31
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This might not be the worst but it made me cringe when I saw it.
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Stottie Kyek posted:It must be interesting to work with a bigger canvas with less definition and flatter curves than a healthy person's body has, just from an artistic point of view. I've seen some people with tattoos who are all kinds of gross, not just fat - if I were a tattoo artist I'd rather work on a fat person than someone with terrible hygiene if I had to stand over their exposed body for hours. My artists always seemed rather interested in how my chubbiness affected their needle depths  You have to have a light touch on the softer inner arms and around stretchmarks.( My post in the good tattoo thread with pictures of my fat tattooed arms )
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Captain Trips posted:I know the economy is tough, but why would you agree to tattoo a thigh like that? When you have a business of any sort you never, ever turn down money walking in the door. You might think "oh my god thunder thighs, ugh" but the tattoo artist that did that probably had nothing but dollar signs running through his head.
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Mayorofunkytown posted:This might not be the worst but it made me cringe when I saw it. That skull looks shocked. "I thought you were kidding about getting a very cliche'd tattoo. But here we are"
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 I think it's supposed to be a bat flying in front of a yellow moon (which I totally thought was supposed to be the sun, and hey maybe it is, I have no clue) with some clouds. Honestly, it looks really clumsily put together to me and I had to look at it for a while. The body of the bat seems to have some perspective issues, but I can't really see where everything is supposed to be connected. Maybe if it wasn't a bad smartphone picture, it'd be easier to see the details. Or maybe it's some famous design that's supposed to look like that and all of those words I wrote are just a show of my ignorance. Plus, won't foot tattoos, even on the top, rub off eventually?
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They won't "rub off" the tops of feet, but they do fade much more considerably and much quicker than other places because of how much the feet molt. Tattoos on the tops of feet get a hazy, cloudy appearance over time. They can be easily touched up every once in a great while and still look good. The bottoms though will molt a tattoo away pretty much entirely, and it's a waste of money and effort. Good artists won't bother. The above design looks like cheap lovely flash, it's colored like a Cherry Creek piece, but I can't be certain; maybe if the picture quality weren't so bad. Also that person's feet are ugly.
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i genuinely thought those were toddler's feet until i read the description.
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My feet are kind of shaped that way, but they've been crushed and then multiple-surgically reassembled so that's why.
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dijon du jour posted:Oh Jesus I just noticed the stakes through his hands. This tattoo just keeps getting worse and worse. And they're going the wrong way! You can't even go through the grocery store without seeing some very graphic crucifixion art, it's hard to miss the basic layout.
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A friend of mine is considering sleeping with this guy:  Friends don't let friends gently caress people with lovely tattoos!
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Or Laker fans.
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Patriotic Leatherface drinking a beer?
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dijon du jour posted:Patriotic Leatherface drinking a beer? Pretty sure it's a slipknot tattoo of the lead singer using a microphone. Which is a good choice because your taste in music will never change.
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Even if someone I was married to tattooed my name that many times on their back I would run screaming. Why can't people just put a drat photo in their wallet these days? VVV pretty sure Papyrus was used twice. meataidstheft has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jul 8, 2013 |
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Notice that in the 4th row 4th Brenda from the left is written in comic sans. Talk about tasteless 
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Jul 8, 2013 17:42
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Does his forehead say "Property of Brenda"?
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Jul 8, 2013 17:46
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That would be the shittiest version of Memento ever
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What anime has a character called Brenda?
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Palpek posted:Notice that in the 4th row 4th Brenda from the left is written in comic sans. Talk about tasteless I didn't even have to count after I read your post, I immediately saw it. Why does that jump out so much?
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Jerry Cotton posted:What anime has a character called Brenda? Nu-aniou zhouwan moe!
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Jerry Cotton posted:What anime has a character called Brenda? Grendizer.
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OBEY YOUR...  Thirst?
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skander posted:Does his forehead say "Property of Brenda"? Oh yeah? I don't see your name on him 
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I actually said, "Oh my god," outloud on this one. Good luck on the coverup for that, guy who has terrible tattoo ideas. Maybe he can just get a giant version of this:  Edit: or a copy of the restraining order tattooed over it.
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