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Bored posted:I actually said, "Oh my god," outloud on this one. Okay, that's actually kind of clever, if poorly done.
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dijon du jour posted:Okay, that's actually kind of clever, if poorly done. I have no clue who the original person was that got that done, but google "tattoo void" and you will be rewarded with several versions of it as well as these tasteful variation:  and here's another that popped up under "tattoo void" for some reason. It's hideous, though, so I'mma post it: 
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Jul 9, 2013 01:55
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No one's mentioned the possibility that the poor bastard fell into a drunken stupor and woke up with his stalker ex's name all over his back.
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Jul 9, 2013 01:58
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Looks kinds shopped to me. I hope I'm right,
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Jul 9, 2013 03:28
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Bored posted:I actually said, "Oh my god," outloud on this one. His chest hair is so thick, he just should have let it grow over the original tattoo. Problem solved.
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Jul 9, 2013 03:37
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BuckT.Trend posted:His chest hair is so thick, he just should have let it grow over the original tattoo. Problem solved. Until he forgets about it and one day his new girlfriend asks him to shave his chest...
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Jul 9, 2013 03:59
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pageerror404 posted:Looks kinds shopped to me. I hope I'm right, I got a coworker who tats his wife's name on him once for every year they stay married. I'd take pics but he's a HA club supporter and not really that friendly. They been married like 30 years. Crab Dad has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Jul 9, 2013 |
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Jul 9, 2013 04:06
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This is really well done, but seriously, gently caress the Internet.  http://i.imgur.com/GkX2sVu.jpg
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Jul 9, 2013 04:15
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I feel like an idiot for not being able to tell if you're sarcastic or not, but that's fake.
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Jul 9, 2013 04:22
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Slim Killington posted:I feel like an idiot for not being able to tell if you're sarcastic or not, but that's fake. What? I was talking about the "I heart Jaff" tattoo. I am dumb.
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Jul 9, 2013 04:56
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Lucid Nonsense posted:No one's mentioned the possibility that the poor bastard fell into a drunken stupor and woke up with his stalker ex's name all over his back. Haha and that would be a great stalker if she was able to memorize all those font faces enough to tattoo them.
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Jul 9, 2013 19:10
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Schadenfreude Alert: There's a Tattoo Nightmares marathon running on Spike.
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Inevitable posted:This is really well done, but seriously, gently caress the Internet.  Why the gently caress would you do this?
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Jul 10, 2013 00:16
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Guni posted:
Because you have a copy of photoshop and a high tolerance for goatse
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Jul 10, 2013 00:18
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Let's be honest, who even reacts to Goatse with any sort of revulsion anymore? Basically every person I know who consumes anything internet-related with any sort of regularity goes "Oh, goatse huh? Would you look at that." I think there was an Onion article a while back that basically was a perfect analysis of how completely normal it became. The jist of it was that Goatse was on the jumbotron in Times Square for like 15 minutes before anybody even noticed.
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Jul 10, 2013 00:54
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Let's be honest, who even reacts to Goatse with any sort of revulsion anymore? Basically every person I know who consumes anything internet-related with any sort of regularity goes "Oh, goatse huh? Would you look at that." A life on the internet has completely desensitized me. I didn't even flinch at 2girls1cup. Just sat there wondering what the gently caress causes a person to have a poo poo/puke fetish.
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Jul 10, 2013 01:00
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Goatse still gets me because gently caress that looks so painful.
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Jul 10, 2013 03:25
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I found myself at a work dinner discussing goatse, lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2girls1cup etc. with a fellow denizen of the internet. If I hadn't been drinking I probably wouldn't have tried to explain all of the above to the other concerned people at the table who clearly went outside more as children.
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Jul 10, 2013 13:29
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From the creator of the last terrible amagalmation I posted, I bring you the artist himself. Not sure what's up with the star of David. 99% sure this guy isn't any sort of Jewish. Does it stand for something I'm not missing?  Just ugh.  A better picture of the work this girl I know got from him. She is always 'trying to get a job'. In my part of the country, the only place you see hand or neck tattoos on employees is in gas stations, fast food, etc. I have a couple of small neck tattoos, and think there are a lot of great hand tattoos, but this is not one of them. I started getting way more callbacks when I wore my hair down and they weren't visible. NWS for more tattoos of boobs.I genuinely like this guy. He is sweet and charismatic and great to work with (when he's in a shop.) I just wish his tattoos were as good as he thought they are. bonus: something from another artist working in the shop he just moved to. That linework. Ugh! 
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Jul 10, 2013 15:46
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 Found this one on Facebook. Apparently it's a break-up tattoo. Classy!
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Jul 10, 2013 16:48
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Bombajio posted:
Girls must be throwing themselves at him. That tattoo just screams,"I have respect for women."
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Jul 10, 2013 17:02
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Grrl Anachronism posted:From the creator of the last terrible amagalmation I posted, I bring you the artist himself. 
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Jul 10, 2013 17:05
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Grrl Anachronism posted:From the creator of the last terrible amagalmation I posted, I bring you the artist himself. Jews (at least observant ones) aren't too fond of tattoos for a few reasons, so no, I don't think he's Jewish.
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Count Freebasie posted:Jews (at least observant ones) aren't too fond of tattoos for a few reasons, so no, I don't think he's Jewish. Or, for that matter, manscaping the beard.
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Jul 10, 2013 22:10
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There are several gangs and religious groups that also use the six pointed star.
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Jul 11, 2013 02:01
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He's probably in (or thinks he's in) Folk Nation, a consolidation of various gangs from the Chicago area a few decades ago, primarily consisting of Gangster Disciples offshoots (and are now associated with Crips somehow? Who knows.). They're typically found in cities in the south and midwest. I saw the stars and pitchforks spray painted all over my podunk hometown back in the 90's. They use the 6 point star as their symbol and typically refer to now-dead founding member David Barksdale as "King David". Or maybe he's just Jewish, or just likes the symbol. I worked with someone a few years back who had a six point star tattoo, and she was neither Jewish nor a gangster. 
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Jul 11, 2013 02:21
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Are her boobs signalling for a left hand turn?
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Jul 11, 2013 03:14
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El Estrago Bonito posted:There are several gangs and religious groups that also use the six pointed star. Actually, I've got it on good authority that that they are correct. Not sure why the satanic goat has a candle on his head, but I'm sure it's for a solid purpose. Hey, photoshop thread idea, put candles on goat's heads!  E: Oh, satanic goat has a candle because he's satanic.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Actually, I've got it on good authority that that they are correct. Not sure why the satanic goat has a candle on his head, but I'm sure it's for a solid purpose. Hey, photoshop thread idea, put candles on goat's heads! I feel dumber for have reading that. At least I found out some day il be a part of secret sex with my mason brothers. Yuck.
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For the life of me, I can't understand the meaning or motivation for that.
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Count Freebasie posted:For the life of me, I can't understand the meaning or motivation for that. The stockings, high heels and wheel chair look to be from Rocky Horror. Been awhile since seeing it so can't remember if the guy in the wheel chair had any WWII background which might explain the uniform. No clue for the rest of it.
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Jul 11, 2013 12:58
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I know that this is probably not an upside down red duck wearing a fez and doing the home alone screen in a pile of tomatoes and dead leaves, so please tell me what it actually is?
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Terminal Entropy posted:The stockings, high heels and wheel chair look to be from Rocky Horror. Been awhile since seeing it so can't remember if the guy in the wheel chair had any WWII background which might explain the uniform. Dr. Strangelove, probably. edit: which still doesn't explain the fox head, but who knows at this point
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Sham I Am posted:I know that this is probably not an upside down red duck wearing a fez and doing the home alone screen in a pile of tomatoes and dead leaves, so please tell me what it actually is? An upside down Tengu, a type of Japanese supernatural creature.
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Terminal Entropy posted:The stockings, high heels and wheel chair look to be from Rocky Horror. Been awhile since seeing it so can't remember if the guy in the wheel chair had any WWII background which might explain the uniform. No clue for the rest of it. He's German, so the audience participation calls for yelling 'SIEG HIEL' every time he shows up on screen. Of course.
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Seventh Arrow posted:Dr. Strangelove, probably. So furry Dr. Strangelove.
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I found these accidentally on a Carnie/Juggallette's facebook page. You couldnt make this stuff up. "do you use home made mahiens or profeshional" here's the entire set, keep in mind of the comments as well. They're fantastic. https://www.facebook.com/nancy.desilets.7/media_set?set=a.129056650488372.20360.100001521141380&type=3
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shut up netface posted:here's the entire set, keep in mind of the comments as well. They're fantastic. You've hit an incredible goldmine here.  Dad's head on a platter. The family cried on this one? Some guy thinks it's not too bad.
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