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Sadly I don't have a picture, but an old friend of mine moved away, became a juggalette, and came back to visit with new tattoos of HUGE, ~480 point font letters down the back of her legs that said:code:
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DorkusMalorkus posted:You've hit an incredible goldmine here. I was laughing because it looks like his head is coming up through a port hole on that back. "hey whats goin' on on this side??" Either way, is this poo poo awful graffiti on a train car? OR: Juggalo themed tattoo work on a milky calf? 
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Jul 11, 2013 19:51
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DorkusMalorkus posted:You've hit an incredible goldmine here.
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Jul 11, 2013 19:52
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 I didn't even know that Darth Vader's helmet could look so sad. On the other hand, the backne does kind of resemble a star field.  Coolest guy at the Star Wars convention and least cool (and employable) guy everywhere else.
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Jul 11, 2013 20:02
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LingcodKilla posted:I feel dumber for have reading that. At least I found out some day il be a part of secret sex with my mason brothers. Yuck. As you well know, Brother, Masonic Goats don't have candles on their heads because it would be dangerous to candidates during "that part" of the initiation. Plus have you have ever tried to clean candle wax out of goat hair? UGH!
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Jul 11, 2013 21:24
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shut up netface posted:
Sweet!   And a "rose fairy"--which looks kind of like serial killer art to me  http://imgur.com/wUAsdorI thought maybe it was taken from a Froud piece (very, very badly) or something, but didn't find anything similar when I searched. Edit: I knew someone would know where it was from. The tattoo still looks like serial killer art. \/\/\/ Bored has a new favorite as of 00:09 on Jul 12, 2013 |
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Jul 11, 2013 23:58
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Bored posted:And a "rose fairy"--which looks kind of like serial killer art to me Actually that looks like art from Lady Cottington's Pressed Fairy Book. Specifically it looks like this image: 
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Jul 12, 2013 00:03
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Jul 12, 2013 00:18
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Not really seeing what's so bad about this one. It's a little "wtf am I looking at?" but nothing is sticking out as "bad tattoo" to me.
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Jul 12, 2013 00:34
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How come most of the "feathers" are whip shaded but then there's a patch of fish scale looking feather design near the bottom?  Other than that I can't really tell if it's technically poor from the photo. Well, apart from it being WAY too inconsistent in whip direction and having no wash variation at all, it's entirely black. But maybe the client requested that? People like ugly art.
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Jul 12, 2013 00:38
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Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands twenty-six legions of demons, and teaches astronomy and the knowledge of poisonous plants, herbs and precious stones. He is also known as Stolos and Solas. He is depicted as either being a crowned owl with long legs, a raven, or a man. Someone has been reading up on the Ars Goetia. Cool choice, I would have gone with Caim, a great president of hell and impossibly cool buccaneer raven. Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Jul 12, 2013 |
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Jul 12, 2013 00:41
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Somebody just posted this exact thing in a thread about some secret code and lunatics  http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3559275#post417342241
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Jul 12, 2013 00:47
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:Somebody just posted this exact thing in a thread about some secret code and lunatics Yeah, that's how I found the picture. I thought it was more "why the gently caress would you get a tattoo of this" than "horribly drawn." I mean, it's supposed to be a demon, but he looks kind of cute.
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Jul 12, 2013 01:00
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His little crown looks like a maid's cap  It's not the worst subject matter but I don't know why you'd want it taking up your whole forearm. Also, the shading (or possibly the low-res camera) makes him look more fuzzy than feathered. Like it's an old picture of Prince Stolas when he was still an owlet before he became the fearsome demonic lord he's supposed to be.
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Jul 12, 2013 03:26
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All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine:       
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Jul 12, 2013 03:33
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cyberia posted:His little crown looks like a maid's cap It always amazes me how goons just know the most random stuff.
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Jul 12, 2013 03:33
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InvincibleMadHouse posted:All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine: Can't decide which is worse, a head tattoo, or that half-shaved-head hairdo.
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Jul 12, 2013 04:20
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InvincibleMadHouse posted:All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine: Looks like she's got a 'stashe. Most of the tattoos you posted were worse than this one (the head one is probably the "best") but I hate this one the most.
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Jul 12, 2013 04:30
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InvincibleMadHouse posted:All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine: Well if you're gonna get a lovely tattoo, I guess that's the place to get it...
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Jul 12, 2013 05:32
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Corridor posted:Well if you're gonna get a lovely tattoo, I guess that's the place to get it... Yeah except she is literally covered in lovely tattoos.
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Jul 12, 2013 05:33
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Are there any scalp tattoos that look nice? Because I want one so bad but all the pictures I see make me sad as gently caress. vvv and how does someone remember to dot one "i" and not the other anyway? Scathach has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Jul 12, 2013 |
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Jul 12, 2013 05:45
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InvincibleMadHouse posted:All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine: If I worked with him I'd be constantly sneaking up with a red Sharpie and covering the text on this one with proofreader's marks. 
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Jul 12, 2013 07:48
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shut up netface posted:I found these accidentally on a Carnie/Juggallette's facebook page. You couldnt make this stuff up. This woman is a cashier at my local Target! Her tattoos are strikingly bad, but she's always very friendly and sweet. What a shame to find out she's both a Juggalette and a scratcher.
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Jul 12, 2013 08:23
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atomikdarling posted:This woman is a cashier at my local Target! Her tattoos are strikingly bad, but she's always very friendly and sweet. What a shame to find out she's both a Juggalette and a scratcher. The comments says she's been doing this for 15 years. 
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Jul 12, 2013 10:47
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We have a client in my shop currently getting Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man on his back. Upon googling 'Da Vinci Tattoos' for shits and giggles i came across this:  The Vitruvian Dude With tiny arms and no navel
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Jul 12, 2013 13:54
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And that one could have been kinda funny/neat had it been done anywhere close to well.
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Jul 12, 2013 13:58
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"Hey what do you want to do for your 18th birthday?"
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Jul 12, 2013 19:38
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dpack_1 posted:We have a client in my shop currently getting Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man on his back. He's wearing a shirt. Still awful though!
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Jul 12, 2013 19:39
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And missing a toe which someone else lost in the movie. Or the they just that incompetent.
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Jul 12, 2013 20:14
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Geolicious posted:And that one could have been kinda funny/neat had it been done anywhere close to well. I see things like this and think "that would be kind of funny/neat if it were on a t-shirt or something". Now it's a forever shirt.
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Jul 12, 2013 20:15
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canyoneer posted:I see things like this and think "that would be kind of funny/neat if it were on a t-shirt or something". http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Big-Lebowski-Vitruvian-Shirt/dp/B006E5HHFQ/ref=pd_sxp_grid_pt_0_0 I wonder if the tattoo was cheaper than the shirt.
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Jul 12, 2013 20:33
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Terminal Entropy posted:And missing a toe which someone else lost in the movie. Or the they just that incompetent. Actually it's missing a big toe, it was a pinky toe in the movie. 
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Jul 12, 2013 21:56
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pageerror404 posted:It always amazes me how goons just know the most random stuff. I know. It's freaking awesome. I learn all kinds of awesome poo poo on these forums.
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Jul 13, 2013 01:56
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This isn't quite tasteless, but still made me laugh when I was on the train next to this guy earlier this evening: BROOKYN
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Jul 13, 2013 02:13
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Captain Trips posted:Actually it's missing a big toe, it was a pinky toe in the movie. He's not missing a toe, he's holding his slipper up with it.
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Jul 13, 2013 04:32
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I think there's a more complete version of this (maybe on a different woman?), but... [modedit: nope] Just...no.  EDIT: Some rear end in a top hat(s?) photoshopped loli art onto a woman's body. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 13, 2013 21:13
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Well, so long browsing history. Goodbye cache. (You may want to mention that what you have there is Loli, because doesn't even begin to describe the horror behind that link.)
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Jul 13, 2013 21:17
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Aerdan posted:I think there's a more complete version of this (maybe on a different woman?), but... goddammit, I was expecting gore not photoshopped infant vulvaeta: I don't know much about golf; is this guy dead? He looks like a zombie.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aerdan posted:I think there's a more complete version of this (maybe on a different woman?), but... Could have gone a lifetime without seeing that again. Thanks, rear end in a top hat. FYI, it's that girl who got a literal anime child tattooed (photoshopped?) on her crotch so that when you gently caress her, it looks like you are loving a child. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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