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Say Nothing posted:Fear the potato children! Sweet Mullet on that kid. I think that might be a portrait of the Munsters' hillbilly cousins. You know, the ones no one talks about.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 06:07 |
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Bored posted:
Wrong thread. This owns.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:06 |
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Grrl Anachronism posted:It took me several minutes to figure out what this said. Why would you let someone with awful penmanship give you a handwriting tattoo? I think the angle that this was taken from is the most terrifying part.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:53 |
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A friend of a friend of mine. Is also a Juggalo.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:22 |
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Jesus Christ, why?
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:28 |
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He was just so excited to become unemployable that he had no time to come up with a good tattoo idea.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:34 |
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His dearly departed mother had two passions: stained glass windows and quilting.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 22:23 |
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Imagine knowing someone before they got their entire face covered with tattoos. It would be a bit of a mind job.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 22:31 |
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Judging by the Nintendo machine in the background the picture has been flipped. He probably looks perfectly fine the other way round.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 23:56 |
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Star Man posted:Imagine knowing someone before they got their entire face covered with tattoos. It would be a bit of a mind job. His name is Jester Mayhone. Some articles about him here: http://news.bme.com/?s=jester&submit=Search
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 01:20 |
I applaud this man. That's a lot of effort to prove you're the world's biggest Jon Spencer Blues Explosion fan.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 02:11 |
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skubs posted:A friend of a friend of mine. Is also a Juggalo. poo poo, I had something for this, too. e: Lady and the Tramp-stamp. For reals, though, I'm not sure if this is worse than the Juggalo paint tattoos or not. Like, on the one hand, it's unspeakably awful and was a terrible idea he'll regret if he lives long enough, but on the other hand, he's a Juggalo and could have gotten the paint tattooed on and at least this way you don't know he's a Juggalo to look at him.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 02:34 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 02:36 |
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At what point do prison tattoos become part of the American folk art canon? I really hope that historians and art nerds 100 years from now don't look back on this poo poo with reverence.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:29 |
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skubs posted:A friend of a friend of mine. Is also a Juggalo. He looks like the drawings I used to do when I was taking a lot of acid
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:47 |
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I like to think this is all an elaborate cover-up for that terrible chin tattoo.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:52 |
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fullroundaction posted:At what point do prison tattoos become part of the American folk art canon? They became folk art decades ago, dude. Actual jailhouse tattoos, though, not scratcher bullshit like in the thread. Russian prison tattoos are really interesting if you look at all the layers of symbolism and metaphor going on, and American prison tattoos have various meanings as well. There are some really, really impressive pieces out there if you dig a little bit. Here's an example of Russian prison tattoos, just to show what I'm talking about : The spires of the church probably represent either how many sentences the guy has served or how many years he's incarcerated for. The spider probably means he's racist, the skulls probably represent two significant murders he commited, the Mary and Jesus on the left side means that he'll never betray his friends, etc., etc. Old school Russian prison tattoos are really neat; I get kind of excited. Sorry for the little bit of a derail!
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:59 |
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:
Did this dude get some kind of imitation ta moko in the second picture? Something about ta moko on non-Maori pisses me off more than any other culturally misappropriated tattoo
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 05:44 |
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To continue this derail, The Mark of Cain is a fantastic documentary on the subject. It can be viewed in full on YouTube. I would post the link but posting on my phone and all that...
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 05:46 |
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Last night there was a story on a tabloid TV show about a 14 year old girl getting a home tattoo in a caravan (trailer). The tattooist was busted for doing it too. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-26/man-guilty-of-tattooing-girls/4846092 I'll stick the segment on YouTube later. Not too amusing really apart from the Dad hiding in the kitchen not wanting to look at it while they kept asking him to come out.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 08:18 |
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Skinny King Pimp posted:They became folk art decades ago, dude. Actual jailhouse tattoos, though, not scratcher bullshit like in the thread. Russian prison tattoos are really interesting if you look at all the layers of symbolism and metaphor going on, and American prison tattoos have various meanings as well. There are some really, really impressive pieces out there if you dig a little bit. If I remember correctly they're made out of like shoe rubber and water, or something like that? In any case, googling "Russian prison tattoo" they're all really amazingly well done unlike all the garbage in this thread. I mean, look at this! They are doing it with like a sharpened pen and shoe rubber! And morons with specialized needles and machines can't even draw a straight line? E: yeah I was pretty much right about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal_tattoo#Russia_and_former_Soviet_republics
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:If I remember correctly they're made out of like shoe rubber and water, or something like that? shoe rubber and urine check this documentary out - the mark of cain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJyaSXoSQtU probably belongs in the awesome tattoos thread though
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 13:00 |
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In fairness, if you put a bad tat on a dude over here you'll probably just have inked someone too dumb to even know it's bad. If you put a bad tat on a hardened Russian criminal you are so hosed it's not even funny.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 16:53 |
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It's almost as if it's the artist that determines whether or not a work of art is good, and not the tools
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 19:39 |
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I don't have a picture, but I have to share this amazing tattoo. My friend's uncle has a tattoo that's supposed to say "Born to Lose," but he's a crazy idiot so it actually says "Born too Loose."
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 04:14 |
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Babe Magnet posted:It's almost as if it's the artist that determines whether or not a work of art is good, and not the tools Now you're just talking crazy.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 04:39 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 07:00 |
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She makes him/her get bent out of shape?
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 07:01 |
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She's really obtuse
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 07:31 |
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Not right?
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 10:31 |
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Tattoos by an acquaintance. The description on the Facebook album says she is "working towards an internship", whatever that means.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 17:05 |
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"It means Love and Respect in Ancient Egyptian"
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 19:11 |
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I was thinking that the knot itself wasn't so bad until I looked a little bit (really not much) more closely at the linework and realized that whoever did it probably couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:41 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:She's really obtuse She's actually kind-acute?
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:44 |
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Maybe she's retarded embarrassing triangle pun.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 22:17 |
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Say Nothing posted:Fear the potato children! This is amazing. Do you think they looked at it as it was being done and thought "He's still working on it, it isn't done yet. It'll look good when he's finished." ?
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 22:20 |
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It came from Deadspin: Roll Tide, indeed.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 01:06 |
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An easy one to fix. Would still look like crap, though.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 01:57 |
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Captain Trips posted:It came from Deadspin: I mean dang, you could get a way better 'Bama tattoo than that, come on. But then again, not like Georgia tattoos are any better: The Ugas are all inbred and deformed and poo poo, but that is just ridiculous.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 02:19 |
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Say Nothing posted:An easy one to fix. Christ, what font is that attempting? Looks like some hideous thing you'd see in a children's book.
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