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"I'd like a mentally challenged tiger licking his one neanderthal hand that gets spooked by a gentle breeze tickling his three bald testicles."
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Palpek posted:"I'd like a mentally challenged tiger licking his one neanderthal hand that gets spooked by a gentle breeze tickling his three bald testicles." I was already laughing at the picture but this killed me. Thanks.
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Oct 28, 2013 23:37
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Oct 29, 2013 01:19
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Palpek posted:"I'd like a mentally challenged tiger licking his one neanderthal hand that gets spooked by a gentle breeze tickling his three bald testicles." Fantastic!
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Oct 29, 2013 01:19
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Oct 29, 2013 01:56
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That tiger looks incredibly depressed.
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Oct 29, 2013 02:02
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Oct 29, 2013 02:03
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"Hi, yes, I'd like Luke, Han, Leia and Obi Wan as potato-heads, please."
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Oct 29, 2013 02:17
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This looks like one of those knockoff movie posters. 
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Oct 29, 2013 02:29
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the dog paws initially made me think this was some furry version where they are dogs. Their faces and Han solos hosed up paw hand.
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Oct 29, 2013 03:26
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I'd like to add that this was in a magazine about tattoos. Showcasing an artist's work.
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Oct 29, 2013 03:39
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Beastie posted:I'd like to add that this was in a magazine about tattoos. Showcasing an artist's work. Yeah... it's like, the technique is nice and makes it look like paint, but holy loving poo poo everything else
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Oct 29, 2013 03:49
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Why is there a young Judge Judy on his shoulder?
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Oct 29, 2013 04:47
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Patchouli Patrol posted:Why is there a young Judge Judy on his shoulder? I was trying to remember when Alec Guinness played a klingon.
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Oct 29, 2013 07:27
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crazkylo posted:That tiger looks incredibly depressed. My read on it was "incredibly baked," personally. He looks like he's about to start asking someone if they've ever really looked at their paw, I mean REALLY looked, and then halfway through his rambling screed realize he's talking to nobody because he's a tiger and they're solitary animals, and then stare at his paw again because SERIOUSLY, DUDE.
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Oct 29, 2013 07:28
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Is that... Cock Knocker?!
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Oct 29, 2013 09:59
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That Death Star looks like a speaker cone.
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Oct 29, 2013 15:22
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Wax Dynasty posted:That Death Star That's what that's supposed to be? Christ.
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Oct 29, 2013 19:04
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Can't tell if Han Solo is wearing mittens or has a case of ectrodactyly.
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Oct 29, 2013 19:16
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Seen this on my facebook. First comment was what is it. Kinda seems like someone really wanted a tattoo but no idea what to get. I'll leave you to guess what it means.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:10
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Obviously that person wishes they were 61 forever.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:18
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I actually thought 19 forever. But the truth is more mundane.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:25
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Marenghi posted:Seen this on my facebook. First comment was what is it. Someone whose grammar is somewhere between "West by-god Virginia" and "Deep South" should not be making fun of tattoos.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:25
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Not sure what your problem is with my grammer but I'm not even American.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:37
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Marenghi posted:Not sure what your problem is with my grammer but I'm not even American. "Seen this on Facebook"
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Oct 30, 2013 01:43
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Captain Trips posted:Someone whose grammar is somewhere between "West by-god Virginia" and "Deep South" should not be making fun of tattoos. Why? Do all southerners get bad tattoos or something? I don't get it.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:54
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Technically I know I should have written 'I had just seen this on my facebook feed' but I didn't think I had to use perfect grammar in a thread about tasteless tattoos on a comedy website forum.
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Oct 30, 2013 01:56
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Rolo posted:Why? Do all southerners get bad tattoos or something? I don't get it. You're overthinking it. He's just being a smug shithead.
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Oct 30, 2013 02:23
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My will is going to be one sentence long. It'll just say "no one get a tattoo of me."
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Oct 30, 2013 02:51
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Robert Zdar is dead?
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Oct 30, 2013 07:35
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Marenghi posted:Technically I know I should have written 'I had just seen this on my facebook feed' but I didn't think I had to use perfect grammar in a thread about tasteless tattoos on a comedy website forum. Oh my god, are you from Texas? Look at your grammar. Hahaha go back to Arkansas.
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Oct 30, 2013 07:47
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Captain Trips posted:Someone whose grammar is somewhere between "West by-god Virginia" and "Deep South" should not be making fun of tattoos. All people should talk and write only the way well-educated white folks talk and write any other dialect is scary and therefore bad. Nobody use a contraction!
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Oct 30, 2013 21:05
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drat it, I had to go and find out about Fat Giada DeLaurentiis' death from the Tasteless Tattoos thread?
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Oct 30, 2013 21:21
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Lolitas Alright! posted:drat it, I had to go and find out about Fat Giada DeLaurentiis' death from the Tasteless Tattoos thread? Too many of those drat delicious zeppole.
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Oct 30, 2013 22:22
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You know that Swedish stuffed lion? I want that, but a tiger. 
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Oct 30, 2013 23:31
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AlbieQuirky posted:You know that Swedish stuffed lion? I want that, but a tiger. ...and so the taxidermist's spirit finally found peace. He whispered "I'm not the worst?" and disappeared into the ether, leaving only a faint whiff of formaldehyde hanging on the air.
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Oct 31, 2013 00:28
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The story for that Lion is even better. Apparently they gave the skin to the guy and said "Stuff this for the king" and all he had to go on were drawings of a comparable quality to the tattoos in this thread.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:The story for that Lion is even better. Apparently they gave the skin to the guy and said "Stuff this for the king" and all he had to go on were drawings of a comparable quality to the tattoos in this thread. To be fair, it does look a little bit better from the side (I guess this is the angle it was meant to be viewed at) and by "better" I mean only slightly less derpy. 
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Saw this on the Rockstar blog: Funny concept, but so poorly executed
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