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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

comets! posted:


Good quality, wtf subject matter

Awesome tattoo thread this is not.

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

comets! posted:


why... and what

Is that Santa in the style of Der Ewige Jude? :psyduck:

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




When I saw that I was instantly reminded of this guy here


Obviously it looks a lot shittier on the tattoo and I have no idea why they'd leave out the joint (which seems to be the main point of the picture) but they do look sorta similar.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

I never thought Matt Damon could pull off a good Joker, but there you have it.

Pester
Apr 22, 2008

Avatar Fairy? or Fairy Avatar?

Star Man posted:



Someone didn't get a toy that they wanted for Christmas.

Unless my nostalgia is mistaken, that's the gold power ranger's weapon, so I'm guessing that he never got that toy for Christmas.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Pester posted:

Unless my nostalgia is mistaken, that's the gold power ranger's weapon, so I'm guessing that he never got that toy for Christmas.

As a parent who has bought several power rangers toys for Christmas, I only hope I am not dooming my son to a life like that guy.

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013

uwaeve posted:

I never thought Matt Damon could pull off a good Joker, but there you have it.

Matt Damon will be the Joker to Affleck's Batman.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Boat posted:

Is that Santa in the style of Der Ewige Jude? :psyduck:

Yeah, I wondered about that also.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

Pester posted:

Unless my nostalgia is mistaken, that's the gold power ranger's weapon, so I'm guessing that he never got that toy for Christmas.

White Ranger. I got it for Xmas :smug:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/8HrtS3R.jpg:nws:

Dick Scorpion

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ah, yes. One of the rejected concepts for the face hugger aliens.

hate pants
Jul 17, 2012

FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE
I feel like the butthole is just sort of shoved on there, as opposed to flowing naturally with the scorpion. 4/10.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, all right then.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
I really like that tattoo.

Murder Hats
Nov 16, 2008

"You need to put as much focus on work as you give to getting the perfect reCaptcha phrase!"
/
:backtowork:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Harley making out with .. Gordon in coattails? Young Alfred? A dressed up Wayne?

Haskell9
Sep 23, 2008

post it live
The Great Twist
Maybe it's an Argonian.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Daaaamn Harley got some body builder mega thighs!

But really what is with this kind of lovely tattoo anatomy. All you have to do is look at it and you can tell that leg doesn't seem right. I need to know how these people let things get permanently inked on their body without going "well, let's fix that bit first".

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
When I first saw this tattoo, I thought it was pretty, but then I noticed weird things here and there: the bizarre profile of the mermaid's face, her left hand, her right arm, her side fins on her tail (??), and what's going on in her mid section (the part that's covered by the hair)? Her arms are so skinny compared to her chunky torso and waist.

Male Tiers has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Dec 21, 2013

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Telemaze posted:

Daaaamn Harley got some body builder mega thighs!

But really what is with this kind of lovely tattoo anatomy. All you have to do is look at it and you can tell that leg doesn't seem right. I need to know how these people let things get permanently inked on their body without going "well, let's fix that bit first".

She also has a beer belly rubbing against Alfred's crotch.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Desperado Bones posted:

She also has a beer belly rubbing against Alfred's crotch.

That's actually the base of her massive tentacle dick that's being mistaken for Alfred's coattails.

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Desperado Bones posted:

She also has a beer belly rubbing against Alfred's crotch.
That's clearly a pregnant lady spinal curve.

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

abraxas posted:

When I saw that I was instantly reminded of this guy here


Obviously it looks a lot shittier on the tattoo and I have no idea why they'd leave out the joint (which seems to be the main point of the picture) but they do look sorta similar.

That definitely is the picture they used,

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Redfont posted:


oh man the anchor is INSIDE the infinity symbol that's above the inspirational quote?? I can't believe no one else ever thought of that!

I kind of like it I guess, until it starts to fade.

What kind of lovely anchor doesn't sink? That's the entire point of the thing.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

PokeJoe posted:

What kind of lovely anchor doesn't sink? That's the entire point of the thing.

Seriously, the anchor is integrated into an infinity symbol, which is another way of saying "sinking forever". If they wanted a picture for "I refuse to sink", they should have a picture of a bearded man walking across water.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Seriously, the anchor is integrated into an infinity symbol, which is another way of saying "sinking forever". If they wanted a picture for "I refuse to sink", they should have a picture of a bearded man walking across water.

Perhaps sails instead of an anchor worked into the infinity symbol.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Seriously, the anchor is integrated into an infinity symbol, which is another way of saying "sinking forever". If they wanted a picture for "I refuse to sink", they should have a picture of a bearded man walking across water.

Or have an infinity symbol around an image of a beached whale.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
An infinity symbol where both loops are goldfish that have gone belly-up.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
An infinity symbol of a pigeon staring out the window of a passenger plane.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

- - -

Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:01 on Apr 2, 2014

falconry
Oct 9, 2012

Inspector Zenigata posted:

Flying straight into the twin towers

You guys can expect to see my picture in here soon.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

An infinity symbol of a pigeon staring out the window of a passenger plane.
Passenger Pigeon?


Contribution: Yet another Stinkerbell.

All on Black
Dec 14, 2007

She's not "that Mexican", Mom, she's MY Mexican. And she's...Colombian or something.

PokeJoe posted:

What kind of lovely anchor doesn't sink? That's the entire point of the thing.

Seriously, this needs to be asked of every 19 year old girl who gets an anchor tattoo. I worked with a girl who had an anchor on her wrist with the words "Never Hold Me Down" above it. THAT'S ALL THEY DO AUUGHHG

UZworm
Feb 9, 2009

Young wild Elsweyrian
C'mon baby, do you have a soul gem

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

An infinity symbol of a pigeon staring out the window of a passenger plane.

I would unironically get this

RunFish
Sep 15, 2007
A facebook friend (no idea how they go added) does tattoos. This is the one she is doing right now.



I just love how the text does not follow the scroll as it curves.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
That thing has so many glaring, beautiful, hilarious errors that I can't tell if they're accidental or not.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

RunFish posted:

A facebook friend (no idea how they go added) does tattoos. This is the one she is doing right now.



I just love how the text does not follow the scroll as it curves.

"Biker Angle Be My Guide
As I Climb upon My
Scoot to Ride Let
Your Halo Light the
Way and Keep me Saft(?) - definitely not an "e"
From Harm today Let
Your Wings Privde Me
Wind And Air And Send
It Coursing Through
My Hair Find Me A
Peaceful Sunny Place
And Keep The Clouds
And Rain At Bay
Watch Over My Brother
Who Rides with Me Keep
Them SafE And Close To
Thee Keep My Wheels
Upon The Ground So
Ill Return Here
Safe and
Sound"

Beautiful poem. Should be published.

RunFish
Sep 15, 2007

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

"Biker Angle Be My Guide
As I Climb upon My
Scoot to Ride Let
Your Halo Light the
Way and Keep me Saft(?) - definitely not an "e"
From Harm today Let
Your Wings Privde Me
Wind And Air And Send
It Coursing Through
My Hair Find Me A
Peaceful Sunny Place
And Keep The Clouds
And Rain At Bay
Watch Over My Brother
Who Rides with Me Keep
Them SafE And Close To
Thee Keep My Wheels
Upon The Ground So
Ill Return Here
Safe and
Sound"

Beautiful poem. Should be published.

Whats great is how it never rhymes until the end. Also I've known a few bikers in my day and I've never heard one use the term "scoot".

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

RunFish posted:

Whats great is how it never rhymes until the end.

It does, just not at the line breaks. The only place it doesn't end on a full rhyme is "peaceful sunny place" / "clouds and rain at bay". That's the only thing it has going for it. The meter's poo poo, the phrasing is ridiculous, "scoot" is idiotic, especially under a Harley logo.

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

What is a "biker angle"? Thirty degrees? Forty five degrees?

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