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C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

This is how that's supposed to be done:

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cuntvalet posted:

This one is linked for poorly drawn boobs: :nws:http://i57.tinypic.com/72d3s7.jpg:nws:
That's what you get if you inject too much synthol into your pectorals.

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

The kitchen wizard on my Facebook friends list strikes again.



Jutecenncy? Tabcennge?


Edited to add a context photo of these stellar, sterile conditions:

Patchouli Patrol has a new favorite as of 04:52 on Mar 26, 2014

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:

That's what you get if you inject too much synthol into your pectorals.


AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Patchouli Patrol posted:

The kitchen wizard on my Facebook friends list strikes again.



Jutecenncy? Tabcennge?

Jubunny?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Lol the old male model standing in for a women model. Oops gotta add boobs and lop off the wang!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

LingcodKilla posted:

Oops gotta add boobs and lop off the wang!




Content:




... at least it's legible.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

JoelJoel posted:




... at least it's legible.

Why couldn't he rebel like a normal kid?

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Met posted:

Why couldn't he rebel like a normal kid?

Maybe he is. Maybe his family members traditionally all have big, thick mustaches and the tattoo is there to remind him of his shame.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Patchouli Patrol posted:

The kitchen wizard on my Facebook friends list strikes again.



Jutecenncy? Tabcennge?

Julianna or Tatianna is my best guess. That thing is genuinely illegible.

Amykinz
May 6, 2007
Sometimes Fyeahtattoos.com has awesome, amazing tattoos. And sometimes people submit things like this:



Submitter's comment:
"I’ve always loved hearts and the colour purple. This is my first, and I’m really happy with the way it turned out!"

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

fleshy echidna
Apr 11, 2010
Might as well lop off the whole arm at that point.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Patchouli Patrol posted:

The kitchen wizard on my Facebook friends list strikes again.



Jutecenncy? Tabcennge?


Looks like Johanna to me (maybe ?). But who knows.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

Julianna is what I'm seeing, I agree with Telemaze.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Amykinz posted:

Sometimes Fyeahtattoos.com has awesome, amazing tattoos. And sometimes people submit things like this:



Submitter's comment:
"I’ve always loved hearts and the colour purple. This is my first, and I’m really happy with the way it turned out!"

I've seen bruises that look better than this.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

Telemaze posted:

Julianna or Tatianna is my best guess. That thing is genuinely illegible.

A little internet detective work shows that the name in question is Tateanna. Telemaze was the closest guess, but he couldn't have predicted this... creative spelling.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick


Backstory: http://gawker.com/this-norwegian-teen-got-a-mcdonalds-receipt-tattooed-o-1552094945

SpliffClavin has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Mar 27, 2014

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Patchouli Patrol posted:

A little internet detective work shows that the name in question is Tateanna. Telemaze was the closest guess, but he couldn't have predicted this... creative spelling.

That explains the weird loop that made the second t look like a b or an h. But what the hell is the swoopy thing on the end that looks like a y ?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Patchouli Patrol posted:

The kitchen wizard on my Facebook friends list strikes again.



Jutecenncy? Tabcennge?


Edited to add a context photo of these stellar, sterile conditions:



I thought it said Turbonegro in the thumbnail.

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!

cuntvalet posted:



Linog? Sinyy? Can anybody figure out what the heck this is supposed to say?


Linda? Maybe?

If she ever forgets her name all she has to do is look down :downs:

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer

cuntvalet posted:



Linog? Sinyy? Can anybody figure out what the heck this is supposed to say?


I think it's a sinner/saint ambigram. But I can only see it when I take my glasses off.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Slate Slabrock posted:

I think it's a sinner/saint ambigram. But I can only see it when I take my glasses off.

It is. We already established this on the previous page.

Slate Slabrock
Sep 12, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Istari posted:

It is. We already established this on the previous page.

Dammit. I blame the tattoo.

Here, from Facebook:

Hard
Jul 31, 2005
Kid Napalm
^^ Before anyone cares to ask, it's French for ''I Suffered''

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

Hard posted:

^^ Before anyone cares to ask, it's French for ''I Suffered''

I read French and it doesn't make it look any less like "tai souffcrl"

irrelephant
Feb 13, 2009

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
O.K, read.

'Reckless and relentless?'

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010
I always wonder how the kitchen wizards manage to smudge ink everywhere. I have ~10 hours of black & grey on my skin and it never looks like that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sorbus posted:

I always wonder how the kitchen wizards manage to smudge ink everywhere. I have ~10 hours of black & grey on my skin and it never looks like that.

My guess is they get ink all over their forearms and also smear it more when they wipe it with dry paper towels.

LEZ BE FRIENDS
Oct 15, 2006

Merry fucking Christmas.
Just received a gift in the form of this article. 10+ years this guy has been tattooing (out of his kitchen, no less) and his work still looks like this?


M J? M 9? M backwards C? (plus, Chinese characters spotted)


I've seen some bad Jack Skellington's in my life. This one takes the cake in terms of jerking off on some lady's arm and really enjoying the attention (check where the left arm is smooshed into. I was almost happier when I thought he only had one)


No.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

A sunflower by someone who may have never actually seen a sunflower:


And this one I don't even know. Part of it might be an owl face, but who knows in regards to the rest.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Angry birds?

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Grrl Anachronism posted:

And this one I don't even know. Part of it might be an owl face, but who knows in regards to the rest.

The text says 'Father', no idea about the picture though.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I think it's an owl.

Inpossible
Oct 9, 2012

It's an owl with only some its feathers and beak/eyes filled and the rest of the owl is only outlined.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

I didn't know Mumra was a paratrooper.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

As a paratrooper who has seen many good (and some extremely bad) Airborne type tattoos, this makes me very very sad. I hope that POG is happy with that mark of shame for life.

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