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uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

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Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

It came from Reddit:

Behold, armpit Jabba.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Trent posted:


I cannot stop laughing at this loving thing.

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a vulva tattoo.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Sucess is a brocss. (Reps for Jesus)

Dr. Light
Dec 16, 2006

Patchouli Patrol posted:

It came from Reddit:

Behold, armpit Jabba.



Jabba the Pit.

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
Here is a couple of the results of my friend of a friend's tattoo party. Not HORRIBLE, but not great either.

"My new tattoo. Line work is done. Can't wait for color!"

"Did i mention he did this free hand?"

"Here's another peice from the party!"

"This one was also free handed!"

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Unfinished lipstick lightening bolt neck tattoo



quote:

Tim and I tattooed each other the other night in honor of one of our late Heros.

(Neither of us have tattooed before.)


Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



That's pretty appropriate for a GG Allin tattoo I guess.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I thought it was a flying dildo in the timg until I read what you had over it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Gallery of misspelled crap.















Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Truth in ink.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Captain Trips posted:

Truth in ink.

I'm glad that rest note is at the end.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Say Nothing posted:

Gallery of misspelled crap.


Nah, this is just pre-printing press English where they slapped e's on to make the page balance better.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:




Every time I see this mistake, I assume it's one of those IQ test questions: 'If Life is to Short as Crap is to Tattoo, then Regret is to ...?'


Say Nothing posted:




I bet she wasn't smileing when someone pointed out the error.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I hosed the Prome Queen

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prome_Kingdom

There have been several Prome Queens.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Gallery of misspelled crap.




Maybe her name is Hope :quagmire:

Miss Kalle
Jan 4, 2013

This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!

'Oh, this tattoo? Yeah, it's just to commemorate the time a witch gave me awesome grammar-mangling powers instead of brutally murdering me.'

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!

All she needs to do is add Ye Olde above it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Linked for unicorn butt.
http://i.minus.com/jIwKwNDkUw3GE.jpg

Linked for badly drawn man bits, also features a badly drawn unicorn.
http://i.minus.com/jNNmuxfg8cFRz.jpg

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012

As someone who unfortunately moved to Kentucky from the civilized world, I can't express how much I love this.

Riot when they lose, riot when they win. Not at all a bad tattoo by Kentucky standards. Maybe they'll do what they do with the losing team's Super Bowl shirts and just cut that guy's leg off and send it to a third world country where American sports fans won't see it.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
I don't think "2014" is actually tattooed on.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Nitrox posted:

I don't think "2014" is actually tattooed on.

It is. There was a news story about this when he got it. He also got it done in the fall I think, well well before they were in the NCAA finals. So he actually had a chance to be a prophet.

dataisplural
Oct 27, 2013

a stream of poo and urine

Lolitas Alright!
Sep 15, 2007

This is your friend.
She fights for your freedom.

Zombear posted:

All she needs to do is add Ye Olde above it.

"Queen" should have an "e" at the end of it too, since that was how it was spelled most often back then. "Ye Olde Prome Queene".

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Say Nothing posted:

Linked for badly drawn man bits, also features a badly drawn unicorn.
http://i.minus.com/jNNmuxfg8cFRz.jpg

So badly drawn, I can't tell if he's supposed to be loving the unicorn, or just sticking his foot up its rear end.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I just figured out what the hell was going on with Jake's head ! I thought his hand was covering his mouth, and that his eyes were just really messed up (not to mention that weird bump on the side of his head).

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


He's in profile. The leftmost "U" is his eye, the right one is his ear, and the thing on the far left is his snout/nose. His hand is on his cheek.

Nevermind, you used past tense, so you don't need this post here!.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

dataisplural posted:

Dickbutt Tat

I'm glad you like my tat, bro.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
At least no one who doesn't want to is going to see it?

lookslikerain
Jan 10, 2014

If you find yourself in a social situation, make threats.

Admiral Goodenough posted:

At least no one who doesn't want to is going to see it?

You don't know that.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Bad Harry Potter tattoos, you say!?



I want to believe this one is just pen, it looks like something you'd scribble on a high school notebook






Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Cool "Enemy Mine" tattoo.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Somebody needs to solemnly swear to stop eating twinkies

mustard_tiger
Nov 8, 2010
I'm surprised there's not more "Always" tattoos.

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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

mustard_tiger posted:

I'm surprised there's not more "Always" tattoos.

Here's some and here's a million more. Some of the images in those links may be mildly :nws:

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