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Since Daniel Bryan is now the unified WWE champion, and all the TEW threads around here are on temporary or permanent break, I thought I'd take us back to the days when he was just bumming it on NXT... ...which does not exist in TEW so he's just in FCW waiting to be called up, fired, and then rehired direct to the main roster. OOPS. We start from a fresh slate, the morning of New Year's Day 2010. STATE OF THE PROMOTION WWE is the boss of all bosses, the one true pro wrestling global superpower. But we didn't come here for any of that economics crap, we came here for the fun part! SHINY ACCESSORIES! WWE CHAMPION: SHEAMUS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: UNDERTAKER ECW CHAMPION: CHRISTIAN IC CHAMPION: DREW MAC US CHAMPION: THE MIZ TAG CHAMPS: D-GENERATION X DIVAS CHAMP: MELINA WOMEN'S CHAMP: MICHELLE MCCOOL It is 3 weeks until our next PPV, The Royal Rumble, so some choices need too be made and fast. QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT The WWE Board Of Directors has decided that the current roster has too many people earning a paycheck they don't deserve for no good reason. They have given us the following list of talent. Once we've trimmed our fat, only then will we consider calling up talent from FCW. Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar Jimmy Wang Yang Charlie Haas Kung Fu Naki Chris Masters VOTE FOR THE 4 YOU THINK ARE MOST WORTHY OF FIRING. THE 3 WITH THE MOST VOTES WILL BE FIRED. QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE We are only 3 weeks away from the Royal Rumble, and we do not have challengers for any of our major belts. 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP Sheamus is currently the heel WWE Champion, having won the title from John Cena at TLC 2009. He represents the Raw brand. We can have one of these men face him at the Rumble: John Cena - The obvious choice, the man he won the title from, who would have a rematch clause guaranteed. Kofi Kingston - A dark horse, but he would make a good victory for Sheamus if we want to delay a Cena rematch until Wrestlemania Randy Orton - A heel/heel title match might not be the best for crowd reactions, but Randy Orton is definitely a high-profile opponent. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Undertaker is currently the face WHC, having defeated CM Punk for the title at Hell In A Cell 2009. He represents the Smackdown brand. We can have one of these men face him at the Rumble: The Big Show: Beating Show would be an incredible show of power for the reigning WHC, and show him as a force not to be hosed with going into the Rumble. However, Big Show's momentum is currently at an A rating, and losing to Taker might harm that. CM Punk: Since losing the title to Undertaker, CM Punk has gone from a lone prophet to a man with a posse. He has saved the soul of Luke Gallows, and has pledged to save the souls of more with his Straight Edge Gospel. Perhaps a match at the Royal Rumble with the Deadman can become a Wrestlemania feud for the ages. Chris Jericho: He's not doing too much right now, why the gently caress not? 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP Christian is currently the face ECW champion, having defeated Tommy Dreamer for the title at Night Of Champions 2009. ECW does not represent the Raw or Smackdown brand, but allows all comers to challenge regardless of brand affiliation. We can have one of these men face him at the Rumble: William Regal: One of the most respected technical wrestlers in WWE, Regal has served as a sort of undercard hand, holding the IC, European, Hardcore, and Tag Team titles, as well as being a former King Of The Ring. Perhaps this is his time to show he can challenge for, and possibly hold, a major title. Edge: Edge is currently back from injury, but has not made his TV debut. Perhaps the Rated R Superstar would choose to make an... extreme impression, and take his former tag team partner to a place they both know all too well... Batista: Fresh off losing a WHC match against the Undertaker, Batista is directionless. Why not? 3: LET'S GET READY Please suggest 2 workers as possible rumble winners, and the Board Of Directors will review the list and work up a set of options at the next meeting. And a final note. Please allow me to introduce our new head of creative. Be wary around him. VINCE GAWD drat RUSSO YOU SON OF A BITCH posted:I SWEAH TO GAWD I'LL BE THE BEST GAWDDAMN BOOKAH YEW SONS A BITCHES EVER SEEN! I Before E fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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I Before E posted:QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT quote:QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE quote:3: LET'S GET READY
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I always love these threads. QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE WWE: John Cena WHC: Big Show ECW: Regal 3: LET'S GET READY Edge Chris Jericho
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VINCE RUSSO, EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT OF gently caress YOU posted:YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH I SWEAH TO GAWD I SAID TWO ROYAL RUMBLE CANDIDATES HOW THE gently caress AM I SUPPOSED TA SWERVE DA MARKS IF I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GAWD drat CONTINGENCY PLAN YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH
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1: Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar 2: WWE: Kofi WHC: Jericho ECW: Batista 3: John Cena and Shawn Michaels
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Never cut Chris Masters QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE WWE: Kofi Kingston WHC: CM Punk ECW: Batista 3: LET'S GET READY Chris Masters William Regal
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I Before E posted:
I regret nothing, except my writing ability. Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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The Great Khali is big enough to be two men, dammit! And who says you can't make him a white man, we went Hollywood once, now gotta take it to the next level and go Bollywood. What American man doesn't want to see the stupid savage accept the greatness that is baseball and apple pie? And lastly, the internet is already onto you wanting to push guys with two word names. That's why we gotta make them think that even more. Leave them expecting Chris Jericho or Shawn Michaels, and BAM. We give them someone bigger, badder, better, and wordier. It's perfect stuff, we just gotta get on the same wavelength with it. xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:I regret nothing, except my writing ability. See Vince? See that Khali in a sheet idea? I'm just a dumb theory guy. You've take my theory, and 420's idea, and you'll be drowning in ratings. rare Magic card l00k fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 24, 2014 |
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Is there a list of active wrestlers on this roster? I'm kind of drawing a blank on who might have left or debuted or whatever at this time.
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KungFu Grip posted:Is there a list of active wrestlers on this roster? I'm kind of drawing a blank on who might have left or debuted or whatever at this time. I just looked at the 2010 Royal Rumble Wikipedia page and went from there.
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1: Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar Jimmy Wang Yang 2: WWE: Kofi Kingston WHC: CM Punk ECW: Batista 3: Mark Henry Drew McIntyre
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KungFu Grip posted:Is there a list of active wrestlers on this roster? I'm kind of drawing a blank on who might have left or debuted or whatever at this time. MAIN EVENTERS Undertaker Orton Jericho Michaels Kingston Edge Rey Christian Sheamus HHH Cena Show Matt Hardy Batista Kane UPPER MIDCARDERS JTG JoMo Kelly Kelly Melina Luke Gallows MVP Finlay Michelle McCool R-Truth Santino Evan Bourne Khali Regal Benjamin DiBiase(Jr.) Beth Phoenix Hurricane Carlito Shad Punk Masters Miz Cody Rhodes MIDCARDERS Alicia Fox Mark Henry Tommy Dreamer Jack Swagger Maryse Ziggler Kozlov Primo Haas Chavo Drew Mickie Kung Fu Naki Tyson Kidd LOWER MIDCARDERS OPENERS ENHANCEMENT TALENT
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I Before E posted:MAIN EVENTERS Okay changing my Rumble winner to this guy. With Tatsu as a second option.
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At first I was like "Who the gently caress is The Ripper and the Beautiful Nightmare" but then I realized that is Paul Burchill and Katie Lea Burchill. So... QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE WWE: John Cena WHC: Chris Jericho ECW: Edge 3: LET'S GET READY The Ripper, but he becomes Pirate Paul Birchill again. Shad because ITS NO LONGER CRYME TYME, ITS HIS TIME!
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QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jimmy Wang Yang Charlie Haas QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP Let's feed Kofi to Sheamus and keep the Cena rematch back for Wrestlemania. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Can we have Chris Jericho lose, go crazy from the loss, and become the High Priest in the Cult of Punk? Because I would like that. 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP Throw fuckin' Batista in there, give him the belt. We need to swap at least one belt at the Rumble. 3: LET'S GET READY Edge HHH Seriously y'all dumb for not booking a surprise Edge return to win the Rumble
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QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Kung Fu Naki QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE We are only 3 weeks away from the Royal Rumble, and we do not have challengers for any of our major belts. 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP Kofi Kingston. Cena came come later. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP CM Punk. 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP Edge. 3: LET'S GET READY Jack Swagger. John Morrison.
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VINNIE! Can I call you Vinnie? Listen, I got ideas here, and I just KNOW you're gonna love them. QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J - I don't know who this guy is Vinnie, he sounds like he should be working for JCW Tyler Reks - I know we were high on this guy when he debuted, making him all mysterious or whatever, but Bragging Rights and Survivor Series proved he just don't got it. Jimmy Wang Yang - I don't care how much this guy makes McMahon laugh, he's terrible. Kung Fu Naki - Funaki has been hanging around here for like a decade. Even on Tokyo Time, his clock has run out QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE We are only 3 weeks away from the Royal Rumble, and we do not have challengers for any of our major belts. 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP John Cena - I love Kofi, really. I think he deserves a shot. But now is the time to turn Shaemus into a guy who will help carry our company for the next decade. And there's no better way to make him look strong going into Mania than getting past Cena. If DA CHAMP needs protection to take the pin, that's fine, but if the Celtic Warrior puts him down now, he's going to have all the credibility he needs for a clean win over a major player to cement his career at Mania 26. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Jericho - Y2J is always a contender, and he can play any role we want him to, which is great when you're taking on the Undertaker. Flexibility in promo, character and ringwork gives us plenty of elbow room to come up with a compelling concept for the most important question in any Taker feud, "How is a normal wrestler supposed to defeat this Magical Zombie Wizard?" Plus, if we want Undertaker to have oomph on the Road to Wrestlemania, there's no better way than for him to have a 5-star match with an all-time great performer. Besides, you never know when Jericho is going to hit the road to tour with his band or write another book these days. I say use him or lose him. 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP Batista - ECW has been struggling creatively. If we want to bail that sinking ship out, we need a lot of star power, and we need somebody the fans love to hate so they invest in the show again in order to see him get what's coming to him. When it comes to making people hate him, nobody does it like Dave Batista. And with the guy chaffing under current creative on Raw and Smackdown, ECW might be just what he needs to rev his engine again. 3: LET'S GET READY 1) Triple H - COO Helmsley is beloved by the fans, the reformed D-Generation X has been a huge success despite how the IWC complains about it not being the same as 1998, and he remains a great worker even after all these years, dripping with in-ring credibility and a litany of titles and historical matches to his name. Which means he is the perfect man to make Shaemus a legend by getting beat into the mat on the Grandest Stage of Them All. With the Undertaker positioned to take on HBK in a rematch at Mania, it also makes sense to break up DX as a power block, and there's no siren song for separating best friends quite like a title shot. I say we let the Celtic Warrior take the throne of the King of Kings. 2) Kofi Kingston - Kofi is as hot as he's ever been. His feud with Randy Orton last year was hot and he looked great in it. The fact that Orton beat him in the end was, in my opinion, a mistake, and now is the time to rectify it. The guy's been telling me he has big ideas for how to shine in a Battle Royal setting, and I'm afraid if we wait any longer this kid may never get another chance to be anything but a midcard could-have-been. And that'd be a shame. What a shame. To Lose His Life. Seriously though Mr. Russo: his finisher makes the crowd pop, the kids love him, and Rey Mysterio ain't gonna be around forever. It's time to let someone new show us they can fly. Give Kingston the Rumble, and he'll give us a Wrestlemania Moment.
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QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar Kung Fu Naki 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP John Cena - Ugh. Need to build up some new guys. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Jericho: Is Jericho still heel at this point? Lets go for Jericho then. 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal: ALWAYS VOTE FOR REGAL! 3: LET'S GET READY Please suggest 2 workers as possible rumble winners, and the Board Of Directors will review the list and work up a set of options at the next meeting. Shawn Michaels (Challenges Undertaker for Title) CM Punk
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Always fun to see another TEW thread pop up. Some fun opportunities here too, like not ruining the SES or ECW. QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Eric Escobar Kung Fu Naki 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP John Cena 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Jericho 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal. Save the Edge vs. Christian feud for later, hopefully as a way to elevate Christian. 3: LET'S GET READY Please suggest 2 workers as possible rumble winners, and the Board Of Directors will review the list and work up a set of options at the next meeting. CM Punk HHH I like the idea of putting Sheamus over Cena and HHH and actually building a star for a change, so if HHH wins the rumble I suggest he go on to lose to Sheamus at WM.
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AfterFather posted:QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Look at how right all of this is. Seconded.
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More than anything we need to push Jimmy Wang Yang as a legit badass cowboy
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QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Tyler Reks Eric Escobar Kung Fu Naki 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP John Cena - He loses with his rematch clause. 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Y2J - I don't think we want to feed CM Punk to Undertaker and we definitely don't want to kill Big Show's momentum when we can feed that to someone we want to push. 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal - Always push William Regal. 3: LET'S GET READY Please suggest 2 workers as possible rumble winners, and the Board Of Directors will review the list and work up a set of options at the next meeting. HHH - :shovel: Shawn Michaels - Bill it as how it could be his final shot at a world title or something, Sheamus goes over him and we've actually built a star for a change. Can we get a face/heel breakdown of our main eventers at this point?
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I Before E posted:QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT
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QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Slam Master J Eric Escobar Kung Fu Naki Tyler Reks QUESTION 2: READY TO RUMBLE 2A: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP Kofi Kingston 2B: WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Jericho 2C: ECW CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal 3: LET'S GET READY Punk Cody Rhodes
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Sanguinia posted:COO Helmsley HHH isn't the COO (in 2010)!
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ThePariah posted:HHH isn't the COO (in 2010)! Right, that was the next year. He was made Executive Senior Advisor in 2010 though.
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Push Kofi Kingston
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Captain Foo posted:Push Kofi Kingston VINCE RUSSO, EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT OF gently caress YOU posted:WHO DA gently caress DA YOU THINK YOU AH? IF YOU WANNA MAKE YER VOICE HEARD FILE A FUCKIN' BALLOT, DON'T GET IN MY FUCKIN EAR ORDERING ME TO PUSH A GODDAMN CHOCOLATE MIDGET LIKE YOU'RE THAT FUCKIN' SECRET BUDDHIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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I Before E posted:QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT
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Q1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Tyler Reks Jillian Hall Eric Escobar Kung Fu Naki Q2: READY TO RUMBLE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP Kofi Kingston WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Jericho ECW CHAMPIONSHIP William Regal - We can have Heeltista challenge Christian at WM or somewhere in between it and RR. I think an Edge/Christian feud is money, but I think we could do that without the belt. Q3: LET'S GET READY Kofi Kingston Shawn Michaels
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I'm really enjoying the fact that absolutely everyone has voted to cut Eric Escobar.
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CapnAndy posted:QUESTION 1: CUTTING DEAD WEIGHT Too lazy to not vote this.
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Xerzes posted:I'm really enjoying the fact that absolutely everyone has voted to cut Eric Escobar. Actually, so far Reks is the highest voted with 17 votes to cut. Escobar is a 14, with Hall at 13. Slam Master J is the runner-up with 11 votes. E: the WWE and WHC polls have very strong victors, but the ECW title poll could go either way. The board has reviewed the current slate of Rumble nominees, and has put together a few options.
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Someone asked for a rundown of the face/heel alignment of our main eventers: Face: Matt Hardy Taker Cena HHH Christian Kane Rey HBK Kofi Heel: Orton Jericho Sheamus Edge Show Batista
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Can we fire Matt Hardy and give his entire paycheck to an animal shelter that will provide us with a dog whom we shall name Ruff, The Wrestling Pup and will sit at ringside watching the action every week? I feel like it'd be a better use of the money.
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CapnAndy posted:Can we fire Matt Hardy and give his entire paycheck to an animal shelter that will provide us with a dog whom we shall name Ruff, The Wrestling Pup and will sit at ringside watching the action every week? I feel like it'd be a better use of the money. VINCE RUSSO, EXECUTIVE PRESIDENT OF gently caress YOU posted:YA KNOW THAT ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
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Ya know what, votes have started to slow down and I have things to do, so Voting is closed, and I will run Raw through ECW right now and then declare the next set of votes.
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Please turn Rey Mysterio Heel and make him have a Napoleon complex.
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Monday Night Raw: Monday, Week 1, 2010 Announcing team: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler Live from Coca-Cola field in Buffalo, New York. Dark segment: Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes mock The Highlight Reel, bringing out a Legatron 5000 while Cody poorly sings Fozzy hits. B Dark match: Sheamus beat Santino Marella in 13:01 by pinfall with a Celtic Cross powerbomb B- Dark segment: Chris Jericho advertised the upcoming Royal Rumble. "30 men enter, but only one can leave..." A+ As the show starts, John Cena is in the ring, preparing to cut a promo. "As you all know, in three weeks I have my rematch against Sheamus at the Royal Rumble-" Suddenly Kofi Kingston's music plays, and he comes out. After doing his entrance, pyro and all, he grabs a mic and begins to speak. "John, I know you've got your rematch clause, but I've got a little something to say. Today is New Year's Day. It's time for new beginnings, and a time for resolutions. My resolution this year is to win the WWE Title, and I've come out here tonight to challenge Sheamus for a title match at the Royal Rumble!" "Kofi, I admire your ambition, but there's one thing you've gotta realize. You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, and YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT JOHN CENA! You can't just come out here, and ask for a title shot!" Then suddenly, Shane McMahon, current GM of Monday Night Raw, makes his entrance. "You're right, John, he can't. But what he can do is WIN a title shot. That's why I'm going to make a match for Number One Contendership here tonight, in the main event!" A Jack Swagger beat Primo in 9:34 by disqualification after Primo assaulted him with a chair. C+ We cut backstage as Randy Orton asks Cody Rhodes to have a celebratory drink with him before his match tonight. Rhodes asks if Randy should be celebrating this early, but Randy replies "With you and Ted by my side, the Legacy shall never fall! HAHAHAHAHAAA!" B+ D-Generation X beat the Dudebusters, Calyen Croft and Trent Beretta, in 8:25 when Shawn Michaels defeated Trent Beretta by pinfall with a Sweet Chin Music. B+ After their match, HHH and HBK stay in the ring, and cut a promo. "You know, Hunter, I don't anybody could beat us for our titles." "YOU'RE drat RIGHT, SHAWN, NOT LEGACY, NOT THE DUDEBUSTERS, AND CERTAINLY NOT THE HART FOUNDATION!" "They may be Dungeon trained, but believe me, I know how to deal with Harts." "HEY-OOOOOOOOOOH!" They then high five and go backstage. B+ Randy Orton defeated Chris Masters in 14:50 by count out. B+, these two have no chemistry. Sheamus comes out to the ring and cuts a promo on Kofi Kingston and John Cena. "You know, Oi'm havin' the toime of moi loife roight now. Not only am Oi the Dobble Dobble Ay Champien, Oi've got tew men chaisin' after moi toitle! An' given the both ov 'em, Oi'd take 'em both! John Cena, you all saw me beat 'im at TLC, so that's done an' dusted. But KOFI? Oh, don't make me larf, fella! That little pipsqueak isn't fit to fetch moi Guinness! Whoever wins tonight, they don't stand a chance in 'ell a takin' moi Dobble Dobble Ay toitle." A Carlito defeated Mark Henry in 12:34 by pinfall with a Figure Four Leglock. B Ross and Lawler took a moment to hype the Number One Contenders match between Kofi and Cena tonight. B Maryse beat Melina in a non-title match in 2:33 by pinfall with a French Kiss. B- Backstage, Josh Matthews intervewed The Ripper and The Beautiful Nightmare. Before he could say their names, Beautiful Nightmare interrupted him. "We are no longer the Ripper and the Beautiful Nightmare. It is said that every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. Well, that temptation has come upon us. You now look upon the Pirates: Paul Burchill and the Lady Mary Killegrew Burchill!" C- Kofi Kingston beats John Cena in 23:09 in a Number One Contendership match by Pinfall via Trouble In Paradise after Sheamus Brogue Kicks Cena on the outside while the ref is distracted. A B+ This show can be considered a success, it should have increased our popularity. I Before E fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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I Before E posted:Jack Swagger beat Primo in 9:34 by disqualification after he assaulted Primo with a chair. C+ Shouldn't Swagger have lost by DQ? Not a bad start, overall. Sheamus's written accent is approaching impenetrable, though. That said, it was very easy to read that promo in his voice.
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