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Sorry not really gaming related but I just thought people here might be open minded enough to figure out why we tolerate this worthless vegetable in the 21st Century.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:59 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:13 |
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Ristolaz posted:Sorry not really gaming related but I just thought people here might be open minded enough to figure out why we tolerate this worthless vegetable in the 21st Century. Its vegtables for fat people
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:12 |
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One plant is the special emblem if Min, appearing on chests or stands near him, or carried by priests at his festivals, namely the long lettuce. This plant was supposed to assist the god - "the great of love" as he is called in a text from Edfu temple - perform the sexual act untiringly. This symbolism stems perhaps not so much from the vaguely phallic shape of the lettuce as it's milk-sap which would suggest the god's semen. Min is shown with the lettuce as early as Dynasty VI on the tax immunity decrees of Qift. Over 2000 years later the Roman emperor Augustus is shown offering lettuces to the god in the temple of Kalabsha.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 04:42 |
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Ristolaz posted:Sorry not really gaming related but I just thought people here might be open minded enough to figure out why we tolerate this worthless vegetable in the 21st Century.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 05:23 |
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Likely texture I think. If its crisp. Other mix of leaves are better in salad or anywhere else. Like imo Iceberg is worthless. Then again in a salad it is just there to be mostly water so your mouth gets tired after eating so much that you think you have consumed a lot of food but it is low in calories.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 05:36 |
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Gatts posted:Like imo Iceberg is worthless. Then again in a salad it is just there to be mostly water so your mouth gets tired after eating so much that you think you have consumed a lot of food but it is low in calories. And like all leafy greens, they're nice fresh but miserable otherwise.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 06:05 |
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It makes you poo nice and clean.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 07:34 |
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Cut romaine lettuce in half, brush the sides with olive oil/garlic/salt, put it on the grill. Best vegetables ever!
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 07:35 |
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Gatts posted:imo Iceberg is worthless.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 10:00 |
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Lettuce is cabbage for americans.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 11:28 |
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It's an almost unimaginably complex living thing, consisting of billions of individual cells all living their own small lives, but in aggregate making up an entirely new form. It has evolved over billions of years of fighting for survival against other species, and came out on top of all its rivals. You then tear it out of the ground and eat its slowly decaying corpse.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 12:16 |
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If you think about it food is pretty metal, generally.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 12:17 |
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Grand Fromage posted:It's an almost unimaginably complex living thing, consisting of billions of individual cells all living their own small lives, but in aggregate making up an entirely new form. It has evolved over billions of years of fighting for survival against other species, and came out on top of all its rivals. You then tear it out of the ground and eat its slowly decaying corpse. Its primary weapon in its fight for survival is its blandness.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 14:04 |
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Grand Fromage posted:It's an almost unimaginably complex living thing, consisting of billions of individual cells all living their own small lives, but in aggregate making up an entirely new form. It has evolved over billions of years of fighting for survival against other species, and came out on top of all its rivals. You then tear it out of the ground and eat its slowly decaying corpse. Jesus Christ!
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 14:24 |
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Is mankind lettuce's next conquest?
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 14:25 |
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Lettuce just detracts from everything. Iceberg has just enough flavour to make things worse and is the reason I thought salads were inherently poo poo for a long time. It turns out that if you switch it out for a better leaf, everything improves, but nobody ever tells you that. gently caress lettuce.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 15:34 |
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contrapants posted:Its primary weapon in its fight for survival is its blandness. Really you're pretty hosed as a vegetable when humans are around. Lettuce tries to stay under the radar and gets stuffed into a sandwich, onions and chilis develop irritants and they end up right next to it. You can't win this unless you're actively poisonous and even then someone will boil you until you aren't anymore.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 15:37 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:Doesn't seem to do it any favours. So to be a good citizen whenever I eat some habaneros I drive across town and take a dump in someone else's yard.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 21:12 |
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Midwest salad recipe: Huge pile of shredded iceberg lettuce Half a bag of shredded Kraft cheddar or jack cheese Half a bottle of ranch or creamy-italian/french dressin' Croutons optional edit: also this served at chain steakhouses everywhere Bob Morales fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Apr 30, 2014 |
# ? Apr 30, 2014 18:36 |
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Is that your idea of a point for or against lettuce?
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# ? Apr 30, 2014 19:39 |
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I think it's just a reason for us all to commit suicide right now.
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# ? May 1, 2014 04:42 |
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TychoCelchuuu posted:I think it's just a reason for us all to commit suicide right now. Steakhouse salads are delicious provided they use delicious dressing.
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# ? May 1, 2014 05:46 |
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Wedge salads are approximately the laziest loving thing ever. About the only thing they have going for them is that they usually default to coming with a blue cheese dressing instead of loving ranch, but the chances of getting a decent blue cheese dressing out of your typical steakhouse is effectively zero.
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# ? May 1, 2014 05:58 |
SubG posted:Wedge salads are approximately the laziest loving thing ever. About the only thing they have going for them is that they usually default to coming with a blue cheese dressing instead of loving ranch, but the chances of getting a decent blue cheese dressing out of your typical steakhouse is effectively zero. You can do a pretty good wedge salad by doing a quick egg white wash on the outside and grilling it! Disclaimer: I've yet to do the egg wash, but grilling is nice and I think it'd help.
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# ? May 1, 2014 19:07 |
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Mr. Wookums posted:You can do a pretty good wedge salad by doing a quick egg white wash on the outside and grilling it! Disclaimer: I've yet to do the egg wash, but grilling is nice and I think it'd help.
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# ? May 1, 2014 22:35 |
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SubG posted:Yeah, the way I do a wedge salad I use an egg too. I don't use a grill though, I just use a hot pan, and add the egg after I've removed it from the heat so it's just carryover heat, so it's cooked but stays smooth. I also don't use bacon bits or whatever the gently caress, but some chunks of nice pancetta or something, with just a little minced garlic. And instead of blue cheese dressing I use pecorino or p-reggiano grated real fine on a microplane. And instead of the iceberg lettuce I substitute some nice cooked pasta, like spaghetti. It's really the best wedge salad. This sounds so much better than typical wedge salad that if I were to order it at a restaurant, it shouldn't even be in the same section of the menu.
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# ? May 2, 2014 02:44 |
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Maybe gamers would like lettuces more if they could get "Extreme Ranch Romaine" or "Nacho Blasted Iceberg?"
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# ? May 2, 2014 06:04 |
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Sometimes, when I'm drunk, I'll eat a head of iceberg lettuce because it's crunchy. Otherwise, there are better leafy things to eat.
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# ? May 2, 2014 09:58 |
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SubG posted:Yeah, the way I do a wedge salad I use an egg too. I don't use a grill though, I just use a hot pan, and add the egg after I've removed it from the heat so it's just carryover heat, so it's cooked but stays smooth. I also don't use bacon bits or whatever the gently caress, but some chunks of nice pancetta or something, with just a little minced garlic. And instead of blue cheese dressing I use pecorino or p-reggiano grated real fine on a microplane. And instead of the iceberg lettuce I substitute some nice cooked pasta, like spaghetti. It's really the best wedge salad. You had me going for most of that... Then I thought, who the gently caress eats salad?
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# ? May 2, 2014 12:15 |
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Salad dressing delivery vehicle.
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# ? May 2, 2014 15:10 |
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It keeps your bowl of Bac-Os and ranch from becoming too goony.
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# ? May 2, 2014 16:20 |
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I've never gotten a wedge salad but I guess you aren't supposed to just stab it with your fork and gnaw a hunk out of the side of it?
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# ? May 2, 2014 22:05 |
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Mons Hubris posted:I've never gotten a wedge salad but I guess you aren't supposed to just stab it with your fork and gnaw a hunk out of the side of it? I think it depends on if you're a filthy barbarian or not.
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# ? May 2, 2014 22:08 |
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pandaK posted:I think it depends on if you're a filthy barbarian or not. Barbarians wouldn't eat lettuce. They're smarter than that.
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# ? May 2, 2014 22:32 |
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Spinach is the superior leaf veggie op.
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# ? May 3, 2014 02:13 |
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They have very high concentrates of nutrients vs their low calories, so that you don't die of cancer and heart disease at 30 years old. http://www.drfuhrman.com/library/andi-food-scores.aspx
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# ? May 3, 2014 02:48 |
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I don't mind lettuce too much; it adds a nice bit of crunch, moisture and body to a sandwich without adding lots of calories, has good nutritional value, and has a mild enough flavor to not overpower anything else. Iceberg lettuce is still poo poo, however, and isn't really lettuce as far as I'm concerned.
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# ? May 3, 2014 05:28 |
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Ristolaz posted:Jesus Christ!
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# ? May 3, 2014 12:49 |
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Tupperwarez posted:No, communion wafers are a type of cracker, not a vegetable. What if you want to eat a jesus but are low carb??
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# ? May 3, 2014 15:06 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:13 |
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KWC posted:What if you want to eat a jesus but are low carb?? Perhaps Christianity isn't right for you, then. You need a more veg-like savior. Try looking into Schiavoism.
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