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quite the fucker posted:yeah she sucks. someone post the gif where her eyebrows go crazy Is this close enough? 
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we went to the firebug's house, and i was so good, though beth overdrinks
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Blind Sally posted:Is this close enough? this is the most terrifying thing ive seen all day
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why didn't they find an impossible, unearthly beauty to play daenerys. not that overacting eyebrow girl isn't attractive, but daenerys is supposed to have a helen of troy face
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Hey guys nobody gives a gently caress about that plains shitter. Let's hear it for the #1 pipe-swinger in Westeros, my man P-Dot: Martin had a dream Martin had a dream Podrick have a dream All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower I pray my dick get big as the Hand’s Tower So I can gently caress the world for seventytwo hours drat I feel amazing, drat I’m in BBay My skills will have you on your back and this axe is never on vacation Launching that liquid fire and boomboom, you’re flaming Drinking milk of the poppy and I pray they don’t find her naked And I pray you highborn is hating, shooters go after Jaime Seven Hells if I live life on my knees, I won’t end this sanely Park it in front of Selmy’s, next to that Maegor’s Holdfast All you pussies is losers, all my squires is winners, screaming All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower I pray my dick get big as the Hand’s Tower So I can gently caress the world for seventytwo hours Goddamn I got bitches, drat I got bitches drat I got bitches: Jeyne Poole, Sansa, and Cersei All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower I’ve got twentyfive torches feeling pressure, yes sir Put fire to that rear end, fear the dark like Melisandre And her body got those arms that a ruler couldn’t measure And they make me run fast but I never get embarrassed And I recognize you have what I’ve been wanting since that Wedding That Robb Stark had, pop it fast to impress her She rolling, I’m holding my scrotum and posing This sword here is golden, so gently caress y’all, I goes in and All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower I pray my dick get big as the Hand’s Tower So I can gently caress the world for seventytwo hours Goddamn I got bitches, drat I got bitches drat I got bitches: Jeyne Poole, Sansa, and Cersei All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or Stoneheart it’s go time I roll in gold with a good grind and I run at Moore with a baton That’s a relay race with a broadsword they say “P, you going to squire mines” BRIENNE, no way, BRIENNE, no way, BRIENNE, no way, BRIENNE, okay I’m never living life confined, it’s a failure even if I’m blind I can tell ya who what when where how to pour your wine right on time BRIENNE, go play, BRIENNE, go play, BRIENNE, go play, BRIENNE, I’m in Like Gregor, killing everything from pussy to a mothafuckin’ MoonBoy beat She pussy popping and I got options like a Braavosi, I be L-A-N-N-I-S-port, I win then ball at your defeat L-A-N-N-I-S-port, my city mobbing in the street, yelling All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower I pray my dick get big as the Hand’s Tower So I can gently caress the world for seventytwo hours Goddamn I got bitches, drat I got bitches drat I got bitches: Jeyne Poole, Sansa, and Cersei All my life I want dragons and power Respect my mind or die from axe shower Let it run Moon-Boy Martin had a dream Martin had a dream Podrick have a dream
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visceril posted:Hey guys nobody gives a gently caress about that plains shitter. This is god drat amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise can 
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Kendrick loving owns and that owns too.
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empty sea posted:I like the constantly changing accent, it makes Petyr seem even more unbalanced and creepy than we already know he is. Every scene of him staring at Sansa, I get freaked, especially the loving whispering. The little smile they shared was creepy and awesome at once. I like the parallels of Arya learning from the Hound and Sansa learning from Petyr. Hell, the Hound will probably get a better price from Petyr now that he's teaching Arya better ways to kill people. I've found Petyr much more amusing since I realized he sometimes slips into TDKR Bane voice.
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I never really noticed his accent, but in the recent episode, my attention was constantly drawn to his mouth and how he frequently talks out of one side.
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Blind Sally posted:This is god drat amazing and anyone who thinks otherwise can I forgot about that gif.
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Lycus posted:I never really noticed his accent, but in the recent episode, my attention was constantly drawn to his mouth and how he frequently talks out of one side. Me too it was driving me crazy.
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I just keep telling myself he's going to eventually explain how everyone from the Fingers talks like a cockney or something and he has to put on this accent so people won't laugh at him. The alternative is too painful to consider.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I forgot about that gif. I feel so unloved.
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quite the fucker posted:yeah but her constant thoughts of him have consequences on her actions Sure, but I think you can get that message across with...I dunno, half the reveries? Maybe a quarter of them?
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gurm's wife is going to come home from grocery shopping in a few years to find george slumped over dead in his chair and a finalized manuscript of twow and ados on his dos machine. the final sentence of ados will read: "suck my dick bad thread" there will likely be a bunch of emilia clarke nudes on his other laptop's screen Iseeyouseemeseeyou fucked around with this message at 05:08 on May 21, 2014 |
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May 21, 2014 05:06
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quite the fucker posted:yeah she sucks. someone post the gif where her eyebrows go crazy 
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No loving way, this is Bewitched levels of facial sorcery. Those eyebrows have got to be cgi or at least very well trained caterpillars.
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quite the fucker posted:yeah she sucks. someone post the gif where her eyebrows go crazy Blame Natalie Portman for that. That annoying trend of eyebrow overemphasizing started with her lovely acting.
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Lycus posted:I never really noticed his accent, but in the recent episode, my attention was constantly drawn to his mouth and how he frequently talks out of one side. it's especially weird since he's known for talking out of both sides of his mouth
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i'm starting to realize that daenerys' actress looks like my cousin i used to have a crush on
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It's kind of hypnotising. I also want to play a game of Trials Fusion/Evolution on them.
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:gurm's wife is going to come home from grocery shopping in a few years to find george slumped over dead in his chair and a bunch of emilia clarke nudes on his dos machine. the final thing he touched was his lovely dick Fixed it for you.
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quite the fucker posted:i'm starting to realize that daenerys' actress looks like my cousin i used to have a crush on A true targ.
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I refuse to believe the show runners watch Aiden Gillen throw on his husky voice, give the camera his dead fish eyes, hold his hands in an awkward triangle and talk outside the corner of his mouth and think "This is Good poo poo. Keep doing this"
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Mike N Eich posted:I refuse to believe the show runners watch Aiden Gillen throw on his husky voice, give the camera his dead fish eyes, hold his hands in an awkward triangle and talk outside the corner of his mouth and think Show watchers love him for some inexplicable reason.
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quite the fucker posted:i'm starting to realize that daenerys' actress looks like my cousin i used to have a crush on You have now been upgraded to "almost an entire fucker"
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TK-42-1 posted:Show watchers love him for some inexplicable reason. It's because he looks like a creepy shifty gently caress, which Littlefinger is. I kind of pictured Baelish to look like more of a chump in my head (physique of a moderately normal goon, with a better fashion sense), whih is why people continuously underestimate him. But the show makes him look twink while all the tough guys are either bears or muscle heads, so it works on that level too.
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And yet Dinklage's Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves accent gets a pass…
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Dangerllama posted:And yet Dinklage's Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves accent gets a pass… its probably because the dink didnt have a stroke after being cast
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quote:I can tell ya who what when where how to pour your wine right on time  P-drick long dick stick it in yo face so thick
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Pour up (Drank) Head shot (Drank) Sit down (Drank) Stand up (Drank) Pass out (Drank) Wake up (Drank) Faded (Drank) Faded (Drank) Now I done squired ‘round some people livin’ their life in bottles Tyrion had the golden flask, backstroke every day in Chataya’s Some people like the way it feels, floating down River of Sorrows Some people wanna fit in with the highborn, that was my problem I was in a dark room, nice whores, looking to make a vow soon That I’ma get hosed up, fillin’ up their cups, I see the whores’ mood Changin’ by the minute and the dragons in the pot Took a sip then another sip, then somebody said to me: “Podrick, why you babysitting only two or three shots? I’mma show you how to turn it up a notch First you get a swimming pool full of Arbor, then you dive in it Pool full of Arbor, then you dive in it I wave a few bottles, then I watch ‘em all flock All the girls wanna play Baywatch I got a swimming pool full of Arbor and they dive in it Pool full of Arbor, I’mma dive in it” visceril fucked around with this message at 03:37 on May 22, 2014 |
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mkay0 posted:Even if Winds comes out before season five starts, the show is a sure thing to pass the books. Here is how I project it to play out on the show. It's going to be more like Season 5 - FFC/ADWD a little bit of WOW Season 6 - a little bit of FFC ADWD/WOW Season 7 - WOW/DOS Season 8 - DOS
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Gianthogweed posted:Season 7 - WOW/DOS This is probably Martin's reaction every time he looks at his old rear end computer
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The Berzerker posted:This is probably Martin's reaction every time he looks at his old rear end computer There's a dos version of world of warcraft?
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Gianthogweed posted:There's a dos version of [strike]world of[/strike] warcraft? 
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The Berzerker posted:This is probably Martin's reaction every time he looks at his old rear end computer lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqJ5G4wW7o
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Those comments are just like YouTube's own little TVIV. I'm sure he cries a tear of joy every time he gets some money to talk about the poo poo he wrote 18 years ago instead of getting paid to not write TWOW.
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Is there anything in the books to disprove my dumb-rear end personal theory that if you kept going south it'd just keep getting hotter and the south pole is the land of fire and the north pole is the land of ice and the seasons are caused by the two waxing and waning against each other in eternal battle?
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