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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Stereotype posted:

It is because it is "no drugs ever in your entire life" so that spliff of ditch weed you smoked when you were 17 disqualifies you to be in the FBI ever even when you are a desirable but obnoxiously straight edge computer espionage wiz at 34

you can get security clearance even if you've smoked in the past, it's the "no smoking anymore" thing that's tripping folks up.

the security clearance process is really more about finding out if there's anything that can be used by a third party to to leverage/blackmail you once you have the clearance

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

duTrieux. posted:

you can get security clearance even if you've smoked in the past, it's the "no smoking anymore" thing that's tripping folks up.

the security clearance process is really more about finding out if there's anything that can be used by a third party to to leverage/blackmail you once you have the clearance

this is more accurate. it's also tied into what level of clearance you're getting. if you're getting NOFORN or Confidential, they probably care less about drug history than if you're getting Secret or Top Secret

e: actually, my bad, you don't get NOFORN clearance, that's automatic by virtue of not being a foreign national.

also my clearance was secret, not top secret, my bad again. it's been like six years since i worked at the yard

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Stereotype posted:

It is because it is "no drugs ever in your entire life" so that spliff of ditch weed you smoked when you were 17 disqualifies you to be in the FBI ever even when you are a desirable but obnoxiously straight edge computer espionage wiz at 34

no it's not a dq unless you're borderline already

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i've never gone through the clearance process but i did receive a questionnaire regarding a friend who did. it asked me to confirm some biographical information, asked some boiler-plate questions, and had a free-form section where they straight-up ask "is there any reason you can think of that we shouldn't give this dude clearance, speak now or forever hold your junk"

bergeoisie
Aug 29, 2004

Proteus4994 posted:

security clearance has a question asking if you've smoked pot in the past seven years, but there's nothing that says that's an automatic DQ or anything. i believe that's agency dependent.

i think it's more the continuing drug testing that the FBI mandates for all employees. my job didn't have that, so p much everybody lied on the pot question (not me, of course, *cough cough*).

e:


no, it's 7 years for security clearance. however, when you're talking about hiring 25 year olds...

lying about doing drugs, even pot with an active security clearance is a terrible loving idea. one person decides to rat you out and bye bye no more clearances ever

and the fbi has additional, stricter drug restrictions beyond what the normal ts requires

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

duTrieux. posted:

i've never gone through the clearance process but i did receive a questionnaire regarding a friend who did. it asked me to confirm some biographical information, asked some boiler-plate questions, and had a free-form section where they straight-up ask "is there any reason you can think of that we shouldn't give this dude clearance, speak now or forever hold your junk"

"there are no reasons comrade XYZ should not receive a security clearance as he has severed all links with the SVS after his boyfriend overdosed on heroin and he converted to Islam. we don't even see him at the anarchist society meeting anymore since he's too busy with the flying classes."

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

bergeoisie posted:

lying about doing drugs, even pot with an active security clearance is a terrible loving idea

a) Nobody rats out people for pot, especially in my job
b) lol if you think any government agency gives two fucks about someone calling up and saying "oh poo poo this guy smoked weed 3 years ago!"

bergeoisie
Aug 29, 2004

Proteus4994 posted:

a) Nobody rats out people for pot, especially in my job
b) lol if you think any government agency gives two fucks about someone calling up and saying "oh poo poo this guy smoked weed 3 years ago!"

Applicant is 53 years old and employed as an Engineer by a defense contractor. For the past twenty years, he has deliberately falsified his security clearance applications and concealed his illegal drug use from the Government. Applicant has used marijuana while holding a security clearance from 1986 to 2010. Clearance is denied. CASE NO: 11-13948.h1 (pdf warning)

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

oh look a thing happened once

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


it's not the pot, it's that he was actively lying about the pot

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
"Man tells government he does illegal drugs, not given security clearance because he cannot keep secrets"

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
lol @ potheads owning themselves

bergeoisie
Aug 29, 2004

duTrieux. posted:

it's not the pot, it's that he was actively lying about the pot

yes, which is why i said that lying about doing drugs with a clearance is a terrible idea. and if your review comes up and you've smoked weed while you've been cleared, you probably aren't disclosing it on the ole sf 86. i mean, i have no idea what happens if you tick the "ive smoked pot in a scif" box but i bet it's not pleasant either.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

give it, like 10 years and it will be a non-issue

the fbi thing i think is the start

Hilbert Spaceship
Mar 15, 2007

If I was dyslexic I'd even hate dog too.

Proteus4994 posted:

oh look a thing happened once

very few things count as an immediate disqualification for secret/top secret clearances, but lying during your interview is one of them, even about pot. it's a really stupid thing to do if you're trying to get clearance.

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

Proteus4994 posted:

a) Nobody rats out people for pot, especially in my job
b) lol if you think any government agency gives two fucks about someone calling up and saying "oh poo poo this guy smoked weed 3 years ago!"

just ratted u out. too bad so sad.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


someone post the source of the subtitle thx

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

theadder posted:

someone post the source of the subtitle thx

Dren posted:

A good book to read on Bitcoin
submitted by The_Grey_Wolf

Hi,

I'm new to Bitcoin. I watched the basic videos, read some of the FAQ and I'd like to know more about bitcoin. I was thinking about reading "Mastering Bitcoin", although I don't get the part about mining there, but I've read books from the same publisher before...

So, what I'm basically asking you is, could you recommend a good Bitcoin book (so I can read it and get a really good look into it)?

Also, I read about Bitcoin mining, I was wondering what would I have to know to create my own ASIC (with my hands) and if I could manufacture my own ASIC (assuming I have the knowledge), would materials and all I need cost less than for example buying ASIC from Butterfly Labs?

Thanks!

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Dren posted:

just ratted u out. too bad so sad.

clearance expired about 4 years ago, i'm ok with that

theadder
Dec 30, 2011



lol

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
also what you guys don't get is:

a) you can lie about smoking weed before your clearance as long as you don't do something retarded like put your best stoner buddy or your dealer as a personal reference. how in the gently caress are they going to find out?

b) you can also smoke weed after you get your clearance because you already got your clearance so unless you get drug tested, again, how in the gently caress are they going to find out?

i know a guy who got busted bringing weed into the shipyard to sell 3 days after 9/11. six months later he had his clearance back, got all of his backpay, and became a supervisor

they really don't care. period.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
yeah smokin a lil dope on the weekend is not going to get your clearance revoked unless they're already itching for an excuse. even middlin serious drug use isn't an automatic dq. lying about it is the problem.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
High-level clearances require detailed financial disclosures, including copies of your bank statements and investment accounts. So I don't see the Bitcoin infiltration happening.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
"stupid enough to invest in bitcoin" should be enough to deny a clearance

also to prevent employment

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
typing this post (with my hands)

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
clarence is a cool guy

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

Boxturret posted:

clarence is a cool guy

clarence revoked due to bitcoin

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdLvd1p74yM

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I've never done drugs where can I get me one of those FBI jorbs

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

FCKGW posted:

I've never done drugs where can I get me one of those FBI jorbs

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

FCKGW posted:

I've never done drugs where can I get me one of those FBI jorbs

in the grim dark future all civilians smoke weed and the FBI cannot enact counter terrorism due to lack of skilled workers

one man, FCKGW, goes toe to toe with the worlds most deadliest evil doers in a a breakneck summer cryptocypherhackerthriller to remember

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.
man I love the derails the bitcoin threads start (yes, even the grey one too, ThreePhase's electricity lessons using mining rigs as cautionary examples were pretty great)

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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stoutfish posted:

i honestly can't imagine keeping that thing in my house

"oh this car model i spent ten bucks on two years ago back when an internet meme turned crypto currency was relevant" :geno:

try explaining that to people

"you know that bitcoin this all these retards were harping on about a few years back? yeah, this clone of the protocol with a dog logo made a bigger impact"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
:nsa: does lie detectors during screenings. a guy i knew in college kept getting inconclusive measurements and finally they asked him if he was hiding anything. he confessed that he was into jailbait. he didn't get the job :mmmhmm:

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
yosposers know the worst people in college

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

:nsa: does lie detectors during screenings. a guy i knew in college kept getting inconclusive measurements and finally they asked him if he was hiding anything. he confessed that he was into jailbait. he didn't get the job :mmmhmm:

Pretty much. Any type of polygraph is mostly there to make sure they catch anything obvious. Most people poo poo themselves at the idea of doing a polygraph and don't know how they really work (or don't work, rather) so they fall for pretty simple tricks.

The number one reason for getting denied a security clearance these days is having unsecured debt. You can have debt, even a lot of debt, but it isn't a problem if you're current on your payments. They're looking out for people so hopelessly in debt that they might possibly consider selling access to clear that debt out.

The number two reason is lying during your investigation over random poo poo. No, they don't really care if you did drugs when you weren't on a clearance. But you had better check off 'yes, I did a drug' when the question asks you. Because if they find out you lied for reals, you're hosed.

source: i had a clearance in the military and i am getting my clearance renewed right now as a civ

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

do they still screen out gsm people?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

theflyingexecutive posted:

do they still screen out gsm people?

they never really did in the first place

they do filter out people who have questionable habits, though

okay: "I am gay and have sex with people"

not okay "I am gay and I have random sex with people I have never met before" or "I am gay and I will do anything to keep that fact from people"

government doesn't really care about what you do in your spare time so long as it's not something exploitable in the national security sense

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Vasudus posted:

they never really did in the first place

this is pretty wrong. in fact, it is all the way wrong.

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