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PUAs are human garbage who approach human relationships with a series of tactics intended to systematically manipulate women (and men too, because being alpha is also about dominating the other men around you or some bullshit.) they write things: The Door: quote:Whereas most patterns are about getting a woman into bed, The Door is aimed at controlling her after you've started sleeping with her. Other patterns that you've used on her have anchored immense pleasure to you. The Door creates an anchor for the loss of that pleasure. this is one of my favorites and it's best read on the original page quote:I was skulking over at Alpha Game today, after getting my invaluable post on marriage 3.0 up, when I read this: and here are some PUAs in action here are two "professional" PUAs, peacocking. one of them may have a baller rear end spoon but it's hard to know for sure
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:47 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:48 |
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Can you summarize or bold the important patts of tbe OP? I dont feel like reading
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:49 |
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That feel when no nightman hero.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:49 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:50 |
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The Risk posted:Can you summarize or bold the important patts of tbe OP? I dont feel like reading he wants LF back
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:50 |
The Risk posted:Can you summarize or bold the important patts of tbe OP? I dont feel like reading This. Motherfucker just drops a big ol text bomb of poo poo I don't care about and he doesn't even highlight the funny bits. What a lovely OP.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:50 |
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this but the implication
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:52 |
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Marxist Hobo posted:he wants LF back just one more reason to hate PUAs
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:55 |
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baw posted:
In what situation would a woman not laugh at you & kick you out of bed midway through your door speech? Also, quote:So you go back to playing around with her some more. Have some more fun with her, bring her to another orgasm or whatever
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 05:56 |
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PUAs are insufferable human garbage and I can't believe someone would wear a fedora in tyool 2014
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:01 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:03 |
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neggers
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:04 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:In what situation would a woman not laugh at you & kick you out of bed midway through your door speech? Listen, if your six foot five or above, have a twelve inch dick and shredded as hell, and are insanely wealthy like me you could get a woman to do anything. For example three months I convinced a woman to pretend to like Community.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:05 |
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listen just get in their heads and gently caress with their minds until they are emotionally broken and then you're set foolproof
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:06 |
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I've had guys neg me in bars before & goddamn do they beta hard the moment you start negging them back.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:06 |
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Find a way to ejaculate heroin and your all set, she will dress up like Sailor Moon in a heart beat.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:07 |
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lol of course because as soon as it turns into real interaction and not just an on rails rehearsed act it's all gone wrong
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:07 |
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"You could work out and build an attractive, desirable body to improve your appearance...or you could wear this SWEET FEDORA!"
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:11 |
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something something sexual market value
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 06:13 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've had guys neg me in bars before & goddamn do they beta hard the moment you start negging them back. what is negging? Is it just being insulting? The whole "Treat a girl like dirt she'll stick to you like mud" routine except for real and not as just a hilarious saying? I don't get how that would work.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:21 |
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The Risk posted:Can you summarize or bold the important patts of tbe OP? I dont feel like reading baw posted:A fedora [...] can hide your expression in a difficult situation.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:31 |
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BlackJosh posted:what is negging? Is it just being insulting? The whole "Treat a girl like dirt she'll stick to you like mud" routine except for real and not as just a hilarious saying? I don't get how that would work. PUA's literally believe if you say something like "Oh god I find your snaggle tooth adorable" a women's brain will crash like a bootlegged copy of Windows ME and then you can fiddle with her bios to turn her into a blow job dispenser.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:34 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I've had guys neg me in bars before & goddamn do they beta hard the moment you start negging them back. That's because the books they read never prepare them for that possibility. "What do you mean she has a BRAIN? "
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:41 |
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d3c0y2 posted:PUA's literally believe if you say something like "Oh god I find your snaggle tooth adorable" a women's brain will crash like a bootlegged copy of Windows ME and then you can fiddle with her bios to turn her into a blow job dispenser. This made me chuckle. Also the implication that PUAs are just computer nerds that are trying to use their problem solving skills on women is pretty funny as well.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:43 |
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i'm not going to read any of that, but suffice it to say that being washed and behaving like a homo sapiens goes a long way.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:46 |
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post your sick negs itt "oh, is that your math homework? its cute how much you struggle with long division. it's okay, not all of us can get straight As in 4th grade"
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:56 |
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gonna share one of my fave kino escalation techniques with you betas when the chick turns the other way to talk to a friend (this is a poo poo test), use your lighter to set her dress on fire. it'll take her a sec to notice and start screaming, but then you just throw her on the ground and start patting the flames out. try and get some free gropes in while you're doing this.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 07:58 |
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Hey pussycat, this is Whiskas
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:00 |
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ripped0ff posted:post your sick negs itt What goober is bringing Math homework to the bar. Or is he like having a wank in the bushes and talking through the window as she works?
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:01 |
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A cool, original topic that hasn't been beaten to death by people only marginally less annoying than the subject matter and that's just because they don't have the testicles to approach people in the first place.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:01 |
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hosed up if true.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:01 |
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NutritiousSnack posted:Listen, if your six foot five or above, have a twelve inch dick and shredded as hell, and are insanely wealthy like me you could get a woman to do anything. For example three months I convinced a woman to pretend to like Community. derek???
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:02 |
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Disco Infiva posted:Hey pussycat, this is Whiskas He said only to post negs in this thread mister, this is dynamite funnyman stuff.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:02 |
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d3c0y2 posted:What goober is bringing Math homework to the bar. Or is he like having a wank in the bushes and talking through the window as she works? lol dumbass, that is for picking up chicks outside of school. elementary schoolers aren't jaded like all those bitches at the clubs who are used to being fawned over, so you can usually score solid 10s (their age) no problem.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:02 |
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I am OK posted:A cool, original topic that hasn't been beaten to death by people only marginally less annoying than the subject matter and that's just because they don't have the testicles to approach people in the first place.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:04 |
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d3c0y2 posted:He said only to post negs in this thread mister, this is dynamite funnyman stuff. gently caress, I can't do anything right!
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:04 |
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ripped0ff posted:lol dumbass, that is for picking up chicks outside of school. elementary schoolers aren't jaded like all those bitches at the clubs who are used to being fawned over, so you can usually score solid 10s (their age) no problem. yo I didn't say it wasn't a school window. schools have bushes
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:04 |
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I am OK posted:A cool, original topic that hasn't been beaten to death by people only marginally less annoying than the subject matter and that's just because they don't have the testicles to approach people in the first place. whoa dude, this is a pretty sick neg. mind if i use this one?
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:06 |
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Disco Infiva posted:gently caress, I can't do anything right! now just channel that self-hate into smarmy women hating and you too can be a sex haver. Or the next Elliot. Whats your DSL quota (dick sucking lips)
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:07 |