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Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Sudo Echo posted:

chicago fuckface

mods

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

cremnob posted:

stop trying to be counter culture echinopiss and get the latest macs and iphones

lol that ad is really ugh. i mena i get how you could be "well i dont like it but i see how it appeals to others", but if it actually appeals to you, what with that stupid fuckin music and the general designed by comittee tick the boxes flow, well, then you're a total fuckwit idk what to say sorry

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

awesome-express posted:

why does everyone who's not a housewife own an iphone then

because the rich bored housewife sees the ad, and buys it to placate the kids and husband. jus tlike what i posted

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

nope

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

echinopsis posted:

because the rich bored housewife sees the ad, and buys it to placate the kids and husband. jus tlike what i posted

but the husbands own the money and dont give their housewives the $ to afford 5 iphones


sry ecopenis ur a dumb lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
welp rich husbands are even worse than i hoped

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

an iphone is far from being an expensive phone tho, even poors can afford it tbh

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

awesome-express posted:

an iphone is far from being an expensive phone tho, even poors can afford it tbh

its true, poors love the iphone 5c

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






op why should we value your opinions if you don't even know how to conjugate verbs?

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

spankmeister posted:

op why should we value your opinions if you don't even know how to conjugate verbs?

I think im a nice guy for the most part

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

Squinty Applebottom posted:

I think im a nice guy for the most part

What about the other part?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

echinopsis posted:

really? youa ctually like the ad?


you know who their ad demographic is right? mindless house wives with rich husbands and kids and husbands to placate



is that you
well they certainly aint catering to people who openly muse about getting a hackintosh

that's you

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

THC posted:

well they certainly aint catering to people who openly muse about getting a hackintosh

that's you

but seriously who is the demographic of that ad? actual adults with real life responsibilities? who does that poo poo appeal to? its the "full house" of ads. like no one actually likes it but its popular

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

its true, poors love the iphone 5c

and why not, its everything you need with less of the worthless things that cost money

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

awesome-express posted:

but the husbands own the money and dont give their housewives the $ to afford 5 iphones


sry ecopenis ur a dumb lol

rich husbands give their wives their money then ignore them. when they buy a stupid car or something they leave it to their wives to figure out the details

then the wife buys herself a mac too and a bunch of stupid stuff


so really the truth

is in the middle

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

echinopsis posted:

but seriously who is the demographic of that ad? actual adults with real life responsibilities? who does that poo poo appeal to? its the "full house" of ads. like no one actually likes it but its popular
people who use os x and are thus interested in what the future holds for os x users such as themselves

wouldn't expect you to understand

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

just calm your poo poo echopenis, it will be okay

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
its not that the things advertised aren't good. its mainly that stupid fuckin music? you actually like that poo poo?

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

oh. well no. video doesnt really do anything for me except remind me how much I want this os

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
exactly. the ad sucks. not the poo poo in the ad. its fuckin syrupy retard bait

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i like the part with the guide lines, also the otehr part with the guidelines

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
comeon guys did we forget that echinopsis is from a place where

carrier subsidies is not really a thing and almost everyone has to pay around the full price, as opposed to people will pay the same price for any phone including iphone
people are too poor to spend more than like 20 bucks per month on phone plans including data
the most popular phone is like an iphone 4/4s where the 5s is also available


also the most interesting part is the tall poppy syndrome actually exist where he lives hence the fact he is emphasizing the 'rich' part

compounding the above points and it explains how you get looked down on if you actually pull out an iphone while you are supposed to defend the fact why you are looking down on anyone with one

gregday
May 23, 2003

I like the part where the font transforms from lucida grande to Helvetica and also where the dock icons compose

sorry that an ad for a UI refresh bothers you

try getting better taste

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

PleasureKevin posted:

if you don't think Yosemite is the height of all current human achievement in design you are uncultured, uneducated, anti-intellectual scum and I mean it

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


echinopsis posted:

that ad makes me hard out hate apple

it didnt rly change me at all

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


nurse! bring echis thorazine stat

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

echinopsis posted:

really? youa ctually like the ad?


you know who their ad demographic is right? mindless house wives with rich husbands and kids and husbands to placate



is that you

you just spent a page arguing on the false premise that that is an apple ad. it's not. it's a video from the WWDC Keynote. it's target audience isn't "house wives with rich husband" (this is sexist btw) it's the developers in the audience right in front of them.

if thou seek to "get" yospos you must watch the keynotes.

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
i think echi has broken :(

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

focal ischemia posted:

i think echi has broken :(

he got high on his own supply :(

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

echinopsis posted:

syrupy retard

mods

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sudo Echo posted:

chicago fuckface

chicago fuckface is the best font

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Squinty Applebottom posted:

he got high on his own supply :(
of jenkem

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PleasureKevin posted:

you just spent a page arguing on the false premise that that is an apple ad. it's not. it's a video from the WWDC Keynote. it's target audience isn't "house wives with rich husband" (this is sexist btw) it's the developers in the audience right in front of them.

if thou seek to "get" yospos you must watch the keynotes.

gently caress the point of what i was saying was that the music and the vibe of the video was loving hrrinble to watch and i just assumed it was an ad because of that but to find its wwdc thats even worse. its ridiculous to imagine that people enjoy it ugh

nice job taking my stereotyping seriously btw

focal ischemia posted:

i think echi has broken :(

i jus really hated that videos music

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

it's a reveal video. so the first bits tease. then other elements pop up. then at the end it finally shows the whole thing at once. pretty standard fare.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

PleasureKevin posted:

you just spent a page arguing on the false premise that that is an apple ad. it's not. it's a video from the WWDC Keynote. it's target audience isn't "house wives with rich husband" (this is sexist btw) it's the developers in the audience right in front of them.

if thou seek to "get" yospos you must watch the keynotes.

watch the one where phil jumps off a diving board it's lol

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
im imagining myself using yosemite right now. it will be so good. i wish it was already out. i would install it so fast with a big smile all the way through

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Yosemite is beautiful


Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

poty posted:

im imagining myself using yosemite right now. it will be so good. i wish it was already out. i would install it so fast with a big smile all the way through

im spurtin

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
apple has 200 goddamn billions in the bank but cant hire enough devs to have this finished by now? wtf

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

spankmeister posted:

Yosemite is beautiful




its uglier than the os but its not bad

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