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3 whole packets of powdered cheese
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:17 |
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Who
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:19 |
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If you ever get the opportunity to jump in a black hole, be reasonable and avoid doing it no matter how cool it seemed in Ren and Stimpy
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:21 |
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Dan ruined his eyesight as a kid by, for some reason, wearing glasses without needing glasses. He now can't see without glasses. Despite having a minor degree in History, he was not aware of the multiple theatres of engagement in Africa during World War II. The East African Campaign (June 1940 to November 1941) and the North African Campaign (June 1940 to May 1943), for example. Thought that figs were actually made of sticks and wondered why people ate them. Until recently, Dan did not know of the existence, or purpose, of a Car Title and Car Registration despite owning a car since he was a teenager. This caused him great turmoil when he recently visited the DMV.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:22 |
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Gimbal lock posted:If you ever get the opportunity to jump in a black hole, be reasonable and avoid doing it no matter how cool it seemed in Ren and Stimpy Hawking said that in the moment when you cross the event horizon you can see all of time past and future in an instant why the gently caress would I not want to do that
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:23 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:Dan ruined his eyesight as a kid by, for some reason, wearing glasses without needing glasses. He now can't see without glasses. This doesn't answer the question.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:23 |
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Benny D posted:Hawking said that in the moment when you cross the event horizon you can see all of time past and future in an instant why the gently caress would I not want to do that You'd be spaghettified long before you even reached the event horizon
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:25 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:Dan ruined his eyesight as a kid by, for some reason, wearing glasses without needing glasses. He now can't see without glasses. because like if he was focused on ancient greece then why would he know about world war 2
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:25 |
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Endorph posted:a minor degree in what History everyone knows about world war 2
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:25 |
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:26 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:everyone knows about world war 2
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:26 |
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Endorph posted:i didn't even know there was a north africa its the top part of africa
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:28 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:its the top part of africa
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:29 |
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Dan Ryckert should have gotten himself accidentally killed several times over by now and is somehow still alive. His continued survival is a mystery and incredibly entertaining. The man is a modern Mr.Magoo.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:30 |
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he mixes good 40 year old scotch with cola
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:30 |
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dan is literally the only person on giantbomb that thinks mario sunshine is a good game, so he's ok by me
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:32 |
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Giant bomb sucks.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:33 |
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Dan Ryckert can't go four sentences without compulsively referencing Pro Wreslting I love this man more than my own mother.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:33 |
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everything he learnt is from a simpsons reference
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:34 |
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Video game journalist trivia.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:37 |
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GBEast's content has been really lovely compared to what has now amassed into Ryckert & Scanlon dot com. RIP good Vinny content I guess
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:37 |
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darealkooky posted:dan is literally the only person on giantbomb that thinks mario sunshine is a good game, so he's ok by me hes the only one who loves nintendo so i trust him
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:40 |
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dan is funny and a good addition to the podcast
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:41 |
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Endorph posted:i didn't even know there was a north africa FartRomancer.EXE posted:its the top part of africa This is my favourite pair of posts on Imp Zone yet.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 18:41 |
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loves Waluigi
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:21 |
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elf help book posted:hes the only one who loves nintendo so i trust him
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:25 |
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PrBacterio posted:what about patrick klepeck though, he always used to be their token "defends nintendo" guy he doesnt count, as hes a turd
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:26 |
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Liquid Penguins fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Nov 8, 2015 |
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PrBacterio posted:what about patrick klepeck though, he always used to be their token "defends nintendo" guy i use nopat
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:30 |
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He also somehow graduate college without going to a good chunk of his classes due to laziness(?). Dan thought egg whites were the shells so one time he dumped a bunch of eggs in the sink and tried to pan cook the shells.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:51 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:he is best friends with a rapist
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:52 |
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PrBacterio posted:oh huh so are we unironically doing this gamergate thing now? I was talking about max temkin you goober no one cares about borderline lady
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:55 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:I was talking about max temkin you goober
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:57 |
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 19:59 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:dan is funny and a good addition to the podcast
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:03 |
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Dan gets his coolness from his dad, who smokes and drinks monster energy all day then eats a single meal at taco bell every night.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:04 |
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one day dan is going to tell a story about how he watched a man choke to death on a mint candy but he would have lived if he wished for it hard enough.
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:18 |
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That one is probably part of his well-known list of "never talk about near a hot mic" stories
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 20:28 |
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dan has a youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stulaFUwcgI
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:27 |
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Dan gets to the bottom of modern gaming problems with rapper Riff Raff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQCGyYO9ov0
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# ? Sep 24, 2014 21:30 |