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DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

QoS is one of the most ineptly edited big budget films I've ever seen. From moment one it's a torrent of 'what the gently caress were they thinking?' That opening car chase is almost dadaesque.

I'm not sure if I read this right, but isn't there supposed to be another car involved in that chase, but in editing they cut around it completely so there's only the two, which is why everything is framed so strange and haphazardly.

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

QoS was hosed from the point that someone saw Finding Neverland and said "that's our man"!

Works for World War Z too.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

GonSmithe posted:

Lmao are you for real? RT/Metacritic are awful metrics on whether something is good or not because 90% of the reviews on them are loving awful. They count IGN reviews in there, for God's sake.

actually when the point you are trying to make is "this movie did not receive a warm critical reception," rottentomatoes scores are entirely relevant.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

From what I remember, Quantum of Solace's cast consider the movie to have been a casualty of the Writers' Strike. The film's first draft arrived a few hours before the protests began and Daniel Craig talks about having to rewrite portions of the script before shoots. The entire production was thrown off because no one had any idea of what they were doing.

No one was happy with the results and very few people think it should have been released.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




QuoProQuid posted:

From what I remember, Quantum of Solace's cast consider the movie to have been a casualty of the Writers' Strike. The film's first draft arrived a few hours before the protests began and Daniel Craig talks about having to rewrite portions of the script before shoots. The entire production was thrown off because no one had any idea of what they were doing.

No one was happy with the results and very few people think it should have been released.

It's bizzare to me that you don't give in and accept putting things on hold at that point.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MikeJF posted:

It's bizzare to me that you don't give in and accept putting things on hold at that point.

MGM declared bankruptcy a few years after Quantum, I imagine they were a bit on the desperate side.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The studios probably need to make sure they keep releasing movies, even if they're not as good as they could be. If they all waited for the strike to finish, they'd end up having a crowded field of movies and end up releasing competing films. Plus they probably figure it's cheaper to have the actors rewrite than have a couple of screenwriters on call.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

DrVenkman posted:

I'm not sure if I read this right, but isn't there supposed to be another car involved in that chase, but in editing they cut around it completely so there's only the two, which is why everything is framed so strange and haphazardly.
The QoS production was a huge mess due to all of the strikes and a rushed pre. It boiled down to Craig and Forester having to sort out plot scenes as they went along as they couldn't get in a writer to alter the first draft they had to work with. It wasn't meant as a cheaper option, legally they couldn't.

The idea it was a follow on sequel to Casino was developed during shooting, it wasn't in the draft, hence the really tacked on subplot of avenging Vesper as they were running into plot holes that needed to be filled.
And then the strike lifted, so another writer came in to try and fix things leading to the really uneven plot and story.

It was edited in tandem by two editors working at the same time as shots came in during shooting. One would act as an action editor and another as a drama and both would pickup where the other left off like a giant jigsaw, while sending off stuff to get confirmed with the director. A typical time for an edit could be 14 weeks. They had five an a half.

As for the opening, there were four cars, but it got cheated down to two. But the problem was they had slightly over a month to get it wound up so the only way around was to reframe shots where possible, to really insane extremes where they're on the far far edge so you loose sight of what is being followed.

So when you have a complex film locked into a schedule you pretty much have to run and gun with what you've got as the studio is being pressed by investors wanting their returns, etc etc. It's tricky to just ask for more time as this stuff gets worked out years in advance and often with some degree of strategy in order to not be outsold by competing films, or even a studio's own cataloge.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

WebDog posted:

The QoS production was a huge mess due to all of the strikes and a rushed pre. It boiled down to Craig and Forester having to sort out plot scenes as they went along as they couldn't get in a writer to alter the first draft they had to work with. It wasn't meant as a cheaper option, legally they couldn't.

The idea it was a follow on sequel to Casino was developed during shooting, it wasn't in the draft, hence the really tacked on subplot of avenging Vesper as they were running into plot holes that needed to be filled.
And then the strike lifted, so another writer came in to try and fix things leading to the really uneven plot and story.

It was edited in tandem by two editors working at the same time as shots came in during shooting. One would act as an action editor and another as a drama and both would pickup where the other left off like a giant jigsaw, while sending off stuff to get confirmed with the director. A typical time for an edit could be 14 weeks. They had five an a half.

As for the opening, there were four cars, but it got cheated down to two. But the problem was they had slightly over a month to get it wound up so the only way around was to reframe shots where possible, to really insane extremes where they're on the far far edge so you loose sight of what is being followed.

So when you have a complex film locked into a schedule you pretty much have to run and gun with what you've got as the studio is being pressed by investors wanting their returns, etc etc. It's tricky to just ask for more time as this stuff gets worked out years in advance and often with some degree of strategy in order to not be outsold by competing films, or even a studio's own cataloge.

Thanks for that, it explains a lot.

Funnily enough it's similar as what happened to Star Trek. It's clear they're basically working off two different script drafts, because some of the Nero/time/dimension travel is muddled. There was no finished final script, so they just took parts of what worked from previous ones and sort of just figured it out.

Marc Forrester has no luck at all. There's that great story that profiles Damon Lindelof coming in to fix World War Z.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




DrVenkman posted:

Funnily enough it's similar as what happened to Star Trek. It's clear they're basically working off two different script drafts, because some of the Nero/time/dimension travel is muddled.

Which bits?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Yoshifan823 posted:

MGM declared bankruptcy a few years after Quantum, I imagine they were a bit on the desperate side.

I was working there at the time. They weren't desperate, they were run by morons. Seriously. Decision after decision that the rest of the industry practically belly laughed over. See: Making Tom Cruise a studio head for some reason.

I still enjoyed QoS though so maybe it was one of those things where it caught me in the right mood.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Hat Thoughts posted:

Also, who cares about critical consensus

e: Me, when it agrees with movies I like, and not me when it disagrees.

Rotten Tomatoes is a measure of critical consensus, and as a result safe movies will outrate anything with even a bit of controversy. Metacritic is a random number, mostly made up by the people who run the site rather than coming from critics using methodology that would make any statistician reach for a gun, and has nothing to do with quality or critical consensus.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

MikeJF posted:

Which bits?

I need to go back and watch again, but I'm pretty sure there's some conflicting information in what's shown in the movie and in the deleted scenes. But it's been a while since I've seen it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I don't think so. They dropped a subplot in the deleted scenes that explained just what Nero had been up to for the ~25 years between his emergence and the movie (got captured by the klingons, stuck in a prison camp, plotted an escape) but there wasn't any conflict; they cut it out and you just assumed they hung out in space doing stuff.

Calamity Brain
Jan 27, 2011

California Dreamin'

Mr. Flunchy posted:

That opening car chase is almost dadaesque.

I need to rewatch QoS but I think the most bizarrely inept car chase was in Die Hard 5. That was something. It was like it was edited by someone from another planet.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Random Stranger posted:

Rotten Tomatoes is a measure of critical consensus, and as a result safe movies will outrate anything with even a bit of controversy. Metacritic is a random number, mostly made up by the people who run the site rather than coming from critics using methodology that would make any statistician reach for a gun, and has nothing to do with quality or critical consensus.

Is there an alternative, forums user random stranger, that you think is more relevant than either of the two most popular sites that shows the general consensus of critics?

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
He said that Rotten Tomatoes is good for finding a general critical consensus, just that those consensuses will always favor safe movies, on account of y'know, them being general critical consensuses. I don't understand what your problem is?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
It's really amazing how QoS managed to be so much better than Skyfall when you consider the cluster gently caress of its development. Everything from that CGI Komodo Dragon onwards just kept getting worse.

I was hoping it would be a follow on from QoS where Bond is becoming less of a blunt instrument and is more precise and strategic. Once Bardem escaped I quit out of frustration, that whole sequence felt like an episode of Doctor Who.

Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 6, 2014

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Lizard Combatant posted:

It's really amazing how QoS managed to be so much better than Skyfall when you consider the cluster gently caress of its development. Everything from that CGI Komodo Dragon onwards just kept getting worse.

I was hoping it would be a follow on from QoS where Bond is becoming less of a blunt instrument and is more precise and strategic. Once Bardem escaped I quit out of frustration, that whole sequence felt like an episode of Doctor Who.

I would rather marathon the Roger Moore movies than watch Quorum of Bollocks for a second time.

(Which reminds me, I must do exactly that next week when I have the house to myself.)

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I'm really excited about what I can only assume will be a doc about all the Duffs I don't know. There's Hilary...there's Haylie...

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012
Don't forget Mac

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Also Man.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Jedit posted:

I would rather marathon the Roger Moore movies than watch Quorum of Bollocks for a second time.

(Which reminds me, I must do exactly that next week when I have the house to myself.)

It's not a good film. Skyfall just happened to be worse.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Skyfall rocks, you people are nuts.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

TheJoker138 posted:

Skyfall rocks, you people are nuts.

Isn't it like one person?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
My biggest problem with Skyfall is that the bad guy won and the movie doesn't acknowledge it. We're supposed to read the ending as triumphant, yet tinged with sadness. But the guy's only goal was to humiliate, ruin, and kill M. It would have taken about two lines changed for M to have retired because of the wounds but NOPE. And the movie acts like Bond somehow bested him.



Also too referential and "the villain wanted to be caught" but that's a different problem.

Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Yes. That's exactly what pissed me off about it! Also another god drat bullshit computer plot.

If the whole movie was just Silva's first scene, then it would have been amazing.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Between Skyfall being one giant 50th Anniversary wink-fest and the upcoming movie reintroducing Blofeld and SPECTRE I really appreciate that Craig's Bond movies have gone the opposite direction of the rest of Hollywood and gotten less grim and realistic and more silly and campy as they go on without going completely to poo poo the way Brosnan did with Die Another Day.

TeamJesus
Sep 21, 2006

He died for your sins...
Now he's back for your
BRAINS!

TheFallenEvincar posted:

I'm really excited about what I can only assume will be a doc about all the Duffs I don't know. There's Hilary...there's Haylie...


Duff means "Designated Ugly Fat Friend", right?

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

TeamJesus posted:

Duff means "Designated Ugly Fat Friend", right?

Yes. It's hard to make out but each word is on its respective letter on the poster.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
But wait. Nobody on that poster is ugly or fat. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense at all! PANDEMONIUM!

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Speleothing posted:

My biggest problem with Skyfall is that the bad guy won and the movie doesn't acknowledge it. We're supposed to read the ending as triumphant, yet tinged with sadness. But the guy's only goal was to humiliate, ruin, and kill M. It would have taken about two lines changed for M to have retired because of the wounds but NOPE. And the movie acts like Bond somehow bested him.



Also too referential and "the villain wanted to be caught" but that's a different problem.

The ending is pretty drat sad until the last 30 seconds.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Gonz posted:

But wait. Nobody on that poster is ugly or fat. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense at all! PANDEMONIUM!

Well, duh. It's a Hollywood movie.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

It's a remake of she's all that basically.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Just remake the 1987 classic Dorf On Golf and be done with it already, Hollywood executives.

Research has shown that 56% of left-handed teens LOVE the Dorf character, and Tim Conway in general. They also love the color Chartreuse and hanging at the mall with their best pals.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gonz posted:

But wait. Nobody on that poster is ugly or fat. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense at all! PANDEMONIUM!

The one that is apparently a duff has got eyebrows, like a Hollywood Russian.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



But if I have one I also know one.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

TeamJesus posted:

Duff means "Designated Ugly Fat Friend", right?

Just once I'd like them to make this movie with someone who's actually fat.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Just once I'd like them to make this movie with someone who's actually fat.

Studio Executive: "Melissa McCarthy could totally play a high school student!"

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Studio Executive: "Melissa McCarthy could totally play a high school student!"

It would definitely be Rebel Wilson.

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