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its lasers just like in real life
cuntman.net fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Feb 2, 2015
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 11, 2024 09:26
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- Stormyish
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if it's white
its not alright
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Feb 2, 2015 10:29
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teacher: its important to avoid overexposure to ultraviolet light as it can be extremely dangerous to your health
me: wrong, idiot. purple is a good guy color. youd know this if you watched star wars episode 1
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Feb 2, 2015 10:31
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- Al Borland
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by XyloJW
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this thing must be evil or poisonous.
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Feb 2, 2015 10:31
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me, at a traffic light: your feelings betray you. i can still sense the good in you, the conflict
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Feb 2, 2015 10:32
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- Diqnol
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Me showing up to a blind date and noticing she's wearing a red blouse: It's a Trap!!
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Feb 2, 2015 10:36
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you can get away with murder by painting your knife blue
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Feb 2, 2015 10:53
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- Diqnol
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The Blue Man Group is a socially accepted serial killer club
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Feb 2, 2015 11:08
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Columbo solves tough crimes by donning a pair of 3D glasses and closing each eye while looking at suspect photos
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Feb 2, 2015 11:17
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The Blue Man Group is a socially accepted serial killer club
you dont even want to know about the red man group
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Feb 2, 2015 11:22
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cars are propelled by the back end of the car relentlessly pursuing the front end
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Feb 2, 2015 11:23
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advantages of high intensity discharge headlights:
-brighter
-more energy efficient
-will not gruesomely corrupt your soul
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Feb 2, 2015 11:36
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Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
- Jedi Master Sting, to wayward padawan Roxanne
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Feb 2, 2015 12:14
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rainbows are true neutrals
All the diplomats at the UN wear suits made of skittles
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Feb 2, 2015 12:17
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me, at a traffic light: your feelings betray you. i can still sense the good in you, the conflict
lol
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Feb 2, 2015 12:35
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- nvm no cake
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All the diplomats at the UN wear suits made of skittles
Turkey, after declaring war on Hungary: taste the rainbow, bitch! *crotch chop*
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Feb 2, 2015 12:37
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me, at a traffic light: your feelings betray you. i can still sense the good in you, the conflict
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Feb 2, 2015 14:06
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- google THIS
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luke skywalker's lightsaber was green and vader's was red
on the other hand, tie fighter lasers are green and x-wing lasers are red
explain that one
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Feb 2, 2015 15:29
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- alnilam
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luke skywalker's lightsaber was green and vader's was red
on the other hand, tie fighter lasers are green and x-wing lasers are red
explain that one
that has more to do with the spaceship manufacturer, the rebel pilots are good, incom corp is evil but goddamn do they make a good spaceship at affordable prices
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Feb 2, 2015 15:33
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luke skywalker's lightsaber was green and vader's was red
on the other hand, tie fighter lasers are green and x-wing lasers are red
explain that one
its all about balance and the force and all that bullshit as well
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Feb 2, 2015 15:36
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me looking at a photo of jean michelle jarre's laser harp: wow, his lasers are green! that means this is a person with a good moral standing.
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Feb 2, 2015 16:19
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teacher: its important to avoid overexposure to ultraviolet light as it can be extremely dangerous to your health
me: wrong, idiot. purple is a good guy color. youd know this if you watched star wars episode 1
 
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Feb 2, 2015 16:20
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me looking at a photo of jean michelle jarre's laser harp: wow, his lasers are green! that means this is a person with a good moral standing.
you listen to ethnicolor I and tell me that man doesn't have darkness hidden inside
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Feb 2, 2015 16:40
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- alnilam
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then again luke has darkness inside and conquers it so maybe there's hope for jarre after all
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Feb 2, 2015 16:40
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- google THIS
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saw a guy use a red laser pointer during a powerpoint presentation the other day. I would have made a move but I didn't know where his apprentice was
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Feb 2, 2015 17:10
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i'll never trust anyone with a redtext av again
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Feb 2, 2015 17:42
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its lasers just like in real life
um star wars is real life
it just happened a long time ago
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Feb 2, 2015 17:44
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me, at a traffic light: your feelings betray you. i can still sense the good in you, the conflict
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Feb 2, 2015 17:51
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- POWERBALL
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by zen death robot
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me, drinking a diet mountain dew: only imperial scum drink coke productes
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Feb 2, 2015 18:50
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me, drinking a diet mountain dew: only imperial scum drink coke productes
What about Sprite?
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Feb 2, 2015 19:01
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- i am he
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me, at a traffic light: your feelings betray you. i can still sense the good in you, the conflict
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Feb 2, 2015 19:02
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- google THIS
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me, trying to escape a burning building, seeing a red exit sign: your mind tricks will not work on me! *runs in opposite direction*
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Feb 2, 2015 19:04
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what if blue is bad and were hating the good guys??
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Feb 2, 2015 19:05
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- City of Glompton
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at work I write everything in red pen 
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Feb 2, 2015 19:18
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- Adbot
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Jun 11, 2024 09:26
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That one looks a whole lot better on a dark background
Would look great on a Threadless t-shirt
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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