the babies in american sniper were really fake

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Jett posted:

it's satan and son

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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:01

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 16:33

cuntman.net

my mom is a body pillow

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:01

Stormyish

Sleepy Owl posted:

my mom is a body pillow

an anime body pillow or a furry one?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Interview Notes

Applicant was seen drinking from an unlabeled bottle minutes prior to interview. Considering his near inability to walk or speak intelligibly, this writer must conclude the applicant was intoxicated during the interview. Applicant was literally carried out of the office by a female escort. Applicant will not be considered for the position.

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:04

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

Bo-Pepper posted:

Interview Notes

Applicant was seen drinking from an unlabeled bottle minutes prior to interview. Considering his near inability to walk or speak intelligibly, this writer must conclude the applicant was intoxicated during the interview. Applicant was literally carried out of the office by a female escort. Applicant will not be considered for the position.

lol

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# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:05

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

when he first looks directly at the camera, his face is saying "seriously? this is what you're giving me to work with? i mean i've worked with some stiffs in my day but this is a but much"

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:07

cuntman.net

Stormyish posted:

an anime body pillow or a furry one?

i thought our society has moved past these distinctions

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:11

Scaly Haylie

Stormyish posted:

an anime body pillow or a furry one?

"or"?

# ? Feb 3, 2015 23:58

dogcrash truther

Humans Among Us posted:

is that baby from Gym Kata or something

ther4e aren't any babvies in gymkata dumbass!

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:08

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Bo-Pepper posted:

That baby is fake as hell.

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:13

Piso Mojado

His baby was actually fake irl, but you probably wouldn't know that unless you read the book first.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:26

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Bo-Pepper posted:

oh I remember that scene from the movie

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:28

dogcrash truther

Bo-Pepper posted:

Interview Notes

Applicant was seen drinking from an unlabeled bottle minutes prior to interview. Considering his near inability to walk or speak intelligibly, this writer must conclude the applicant was intoxicated during the interview. Applicant was literally carried out of the office by a female escort. Applicant will not be considered for the position.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:45

beer pal

Bo-Pepper posted:

Interview Notes

Applicant was seen drinking from an unlabeled bottle minutes prior to interview. Considering his near inability to walk or speak intelligibly, this writer must conclude the applicant was intoxicated during the interview. Applicant was literally carried out of the office by a female escort. Applicant will not be considered for the position.

:-)

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:46

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

Bo-Pepper posted:

Interview Notes

Applicant was seen drinking from an unlabeled bottle minutes prior to interview. Considering his near inability to walk or speak intelligibly, this writer must conclude the applicant was intoxicated during the interview. Applicant was literally carried out of the office by a female escort. Applicant will not be considered for the position.

haha

# ? Feb 4, 2015 00:49

emoji

american synpa

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:00

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

me: [notices baby is a doll] ahhhh great! ahhhh great! there goes my disbelief! [examines arms] yup, back in my body. i'm just a guy in the theater watching a movie that's not really happening. thanks, baby!

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:04

Grass Effect

WetNightmare posted:

me: [notices baby is a doll] ahhhh great! ahhhh great! there goes my disbelief! [holds out arms] yup, back in my body. i'm just a guy in the theater watching a movie that's not really happening. thanks, baby!

heh

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:05

joke_explainer

WetNightmare posted:

me: [notices baby is a doll] ahhhh great! ahhhh great! there goes my disbelief! [examines arms] yup, back in my body. i'm just a guy in the theater watching a movie that's not really happening. thanks, baby!

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heh

# ? Feb 4, 2015 01:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:36

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Do babies get shot in american sniper?

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# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:48

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

drilldo squirt posted:

Do babies get shot in american sniper?

everyone and everything gets shot in american sniper. it's just him shooting literally everything. he comes home and gets sad because all he knows is sniping and when he touches people he accidentally snipes them

# ? Feb 4, 2015 02:58

dogcrash truther

King Snipe-rear end

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:11

i am he

nobody on set had ever actually seen a baby, since they're all gay (thats cali for you). they ended up casting fake babies on accident.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:26

i am he

[looking at baby] ya. this looks right. its, uh, small, and its got 4 limbs. i dont even need to poke it with a stick or anything.

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:27

tao of lmao

Bradley Cooper on working with infants: Oh, little baby Timmy was amazing to work with. Really talented; knew when to cry or be quiet on cue. Took direction really well. Just incredibly charismatic with a natural talent. I could see a long career for little Tim--wait what? Not real? F***! Can you cut this?

# ? Feb 4, 2015 03:31