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the unabonger
crang

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the unabonger
picked up the bong and took a rip. looked down at the cat on the couch next to me as i exhaled... "if only you could talk charlie, thad be fantastic. man just imagine what you might say..." "crang" he replies

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It's Krang man. Krang. Not Crang.

Assuming you mean the brain thing in TMNT.

deep dish peat moss

I bought so much Cray-J this week for crang mixin

deep dish peat moss

The Fresh Prince posted:

picked up the bong and took a rip. looked down at the cat on the couch next to me as i exhaled... "if only you could talk charlie, thad be fantastic. man just imagine what you might say..." "crang" he replies

the bud weiser frogs are sitting on their lilly bads

frog 1: buuud

frog 2: weeeis

frog 3: craaaaang

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SHREDDER! I NEED A BODY! MY WEIRD PINK BRAIN SAC FORM IS INSUFFICIENT!

Shredder: Alright Krang, we'll do it. Whatever you need buddy. I'm there for you.

He should be really big! And strong!

Shredder: No problem. We have advanced robotics tech my man. We can make you look like whatever your heart might desire, strong, big, you could have drill arms and poo poo, we could--

HE SHOULD BE REALLY FAT!

Shredder: Uh... okay, why?

REALLY BALD TOO. WEIRD SHAPED HEAD would be PERFECT!

Shredder: ... Alright, we can do that I guess. I'm just...

AND SHREDDER!! HE SHOULD BE NAKED!

Shredder, looking slightly irritated: Uh, I'm not going to make a naked robot for you.

NAKED! A BIG, UGLY, NAKED FAT MAN! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TO LOOK LIKE, SHREDDER!! THATS WHAT I NEED TO RESONATE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY!

Shredder: ...

LIKE SOME BONDAGE SHOULDERPADS, that would be... GREAT. AND I WANT TO LIVE IN HIS STOMACH. HIS BIG FAT STOMACH

Shredder: Okay, but I'm like, putting some underpants on him at least.

Nooo!!!

deep dish peat moss

Doc says I got Crang Veins

the unabonger
all i could dream about last night was crang... i think im slowly descending into madness... the byob meme crang is going to be my final undoing...

pig slut lisa

irl is good


Security Drone posted:

SHREDDER! I NEED A BODY! MY WEIRD PINK BRAIN SAC FORM IS INSUFFICIENT!

Shredder: Alright Krang, we'll do it. Whatever you need buddy. I'm there for you.

He should be really big! And strong!

Shredder: No problem. We have advanced robotics tech my man. We can make you look like whatever your heart might desire, strong, big, you could have drill arms and poo poo, we could--

HE SHOULD BE REALLY FAT!

Shredder: Uh... okay, why?

REALLY BALD TOO. WEIRD SHAPED HEAD would be PERFECT!

Shredder: ... Alright, we can do that I guess. I'm just...

AND SHREDDER!! HE SHOULD BE NAKED!

Shredder, looking slightly irritated: Uh, I'm not going to make a naked robot for you.

NAKED! A BIG, UGLY, NAKED FAT MAN! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TO LOOK LIKE, SHREDDER!! THATS WHAT I NEED TO RESONATE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY!

Shredder: ...

LIKE SOME BONDAGE SHOULDERPADS, that would be... GREAT. AND I WANT TO LIVE IN HIS STOMACH. HIS BIG FAT STOMACH

Shredder: Okay, but I'm like, putting some underpants on him at least.

Nooo!!!



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Security Drone posted:

SHREDDER! I NEED A BODY! MY WEIRD PINK BRAIN SAC FORM IS INSUFFICIENT!

Shredder: Alright Krang, we'll do it. Whatever you need buddy. I'm there for you.

He should be really big! And strong!

Shredder: No problem. We have advanced robotics tech my man. We can make you look like whatever your heart might desire, strong, big, you could have drill arms and poo poo, we could--

HE SHOULD BE REALLY FAT!

Shredder: Uh... okay, why?

REALLY BALD TOO. WEIRD SHAPED HEAD would be PERFECT!

Shredder: ... Alright, we can do that I guess. I'm just...

AND SHREDDER!! HE SHOULD BE NAKED!

Shredder, looking slightly irritated: Uh, I'm not going to make a naked robot for you.

NAKED! A BIG, UGLY, NAKED FAT MAN! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TO LOOK LIKE, SHREDDER!! THATS WHAT I NEED TO RESONATE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY!

Shredder: ...

LIKE SOME BONDAGE SHOULDERPADS, that would be... GREAT. AND I WANT TO LIVE IN HIS STOMACH. HIS BIG FAT STOMACH

Shredder: Okay, but I'm like, putting some underpants on him at least.

Nooo!!!


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by Nyc_Tattoo

Security Drone posted:

SHREDDER! I NEED A BODY! MY WEIRD PINK BRAIN SAC FORM IS INSUFFICIENT!

Shredder: Alright Krang, we'll do it. Whatever you need buddy. I'm there for you.

He should be really big! And strong!

Shredder: No problem. We have advanced robotics tech my man. We can make you look like whatever your heart might desire, strong, big, you could have drill arms and poo poo, we could--

HE SHOULD BE REALLY FAT!

Shredder: Uh... okay, why?

REALLY BALD TOO. WEIRD SHAPED HEAD would be PERFECT!

Shredder: ... Alright, we can do that I guess. I'm just...

AND SHREDDER!! HE SHOULD BE NAKED!

Shredder, looking slightly irritated: Uh, I'm not going to make a naked robot for you.

NAKED! A BIG, UGLY, NAKED FAT MAN! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TO LOOK LIKE, SHREDDER!! THATS WHAT I NEED TO RESONATE WITH PSYCHOLOGICALLY!

Shredder: ...

LIKE SOME BONDAGE SHOULDERPADS, that would be... GREAT. AND I WANT TO LIVE IN HIS STOMACH. HIS BIG FAT STOMACH

Shredder: Okay, but I'm like, putting some underpants on him at least.

Nooo!!!



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#crang

tao of lmao

dang secdro that's some good postin

the unabonger
it was a very good post

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aw thank you guys I'm glad you liked it. there's probably a lot of untapped humor in krang

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weve had a few turtles threads but none of them creeped past 3 pages.......

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