| i like to write the horror books that get made into bad movies.. i wrote a book on how to write a book. it is just my nature to write books, and also to get hit by a car. when i got hit by the car i thought my head wasnt gonna make no more stories, but i soon remembered how to write a bunch of normal sentences as i think of them and then insert a scary thing at the end of the long string of sentences because it scares the reader and they arent ready for it to happen to them. i could be talking about anything, a scary rose garden, or a haunted thumbtack, and you are just like picturing it, and im talking about the stuff around it, and what the people around it think of it too. your brain is getting all comfortable, reading the words, forgetting that i write the horror books, thinking it a normal nice book, then A BABY WITH NO HEAD NO WAIT A HAUNTED GHOST HEAD | |
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duuiiiiiiuuuuuuuuyr I'm Steven king doyyyyyyyyy |
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Stephan King walking down the street: Haha what if every single one of these people was a hosed up murderer?
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dogcrash truther posted:duuiiiiiiuuuuuuuuyr I'm Steven king doyyyyyyyyy X54 |
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Feb 6, 2015 03:49
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stephen: errmmm the pet semetary!! ghost writer: ok, stephen, but it's my job to spell it like this- stephen: NO!! LEAVE IT!! [covers ears and rocks] ---------------- |
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Feb 6, 2015 03:50
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Stephen King trying his hardest to sing calliope music
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Feb 6, 2015 03:51
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WetNightmare posted:stephen: errmmm the pet semetary!! |
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Feb 6, 2015 03:53
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*To the director* its scientifically proven to be the creepiest music just listen
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Miss Psychosis posted:Stephan King walking down the street: Haha what if every single one of these people was a hosed up murderer? Steve king seeing a car: what if the car was a hosed up murderer He sees some trucks: murdering trucks? Perhaps, and hosed up if so He sees a dog: hosed up murder dog? That might work Back to the car: can't remember if I already did this one |
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dogcrash truther posted:Steve king seeing a car: what if the car was a hosed up murderer Imagine if he saw a banana or other fruit? That would be hosed up.
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my dad: his last five books have been some of his best stuff me: hi, yes, pleasant valley nursing home? it's time. |
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dogcrash truther posted:Steve king seeing a car: what if the car was a hosed up murderer ---------------- |
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stephen kings editor: uhh steve im not really sure all of this rape and incest is really necessa- stephen king: how many movies have been made about your books? Bitch ---------------- |
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Feb 6, 2015 03:58
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Stephen running call of cthulhu: you see a lamppost. make a san check.
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Miss Psychosis posted:Imagine if he saw a banana or other fruit? That would be hosed up. You can tell all the things Stephen king had ever seen by observing whether he's written a book about a killer one, so dogs, cars, trucks, clowns, yes, but fruit, no |
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Miss Psychosis posted:Stephen running call of cthulhu: you see a lamppost. make a san check. Lol |
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John carpenter leans over and whispers into Steven king's ear, "lil bitch". |
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Feb 6, 2015 03:59
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Ive only read one of his books, Misery, and I honestly really enjoyed it. is that a bad thing
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King looks out over the snowy landscape: Ahh reminds me of that story I wrote where some unknown force causes hosed up things to happen and people totally freak out.
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Stephen, reading Original Dark tower Manuscript aloud: "hello fellow fictional characters I am stephen. Greetings and salutations. onward to the black tower. haha" *editor shifts uncomfortably in seat*
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Kubrick: You want me to make a movie out of this? Nah, gonna tell the story of how I helped fake the moon landing. |
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hey man, you might not be afraid of clowns now *writes a book about spooky clowns* but now you'r espooked |
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Stephen to editor: "I need you to call Johnny Depp to see if he'll star in my next book ok?"
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WRITE YUOR OWN STEPHEN KING PLOT!!! MONTH YOU WAS BORN: January: Evil February: Monstrous March: Satanic April: Resurrected May: Lopsided June: Alien July: Child-killing August: Possessed September: Electronic October: Enraged November: Immortal December: Paranormal MIDDLE INITIAL: A. Warlock B. Robot C. Doll D. Spirit E. Broccoli F. Unibrow G. Gremlin H. House cat I. Gingerbread man OTHER INITIAL: Don King Favorite Color: Black: murders for fun. Blue: seeks to free itself from alternate universe. Yellow: seeks souls to claim. Purple: needs flesh to live. Gold: kills during sex. Red: tortures genitals. Green: lurks in an abandoned house. Orange: crashes a sleepover. Gray: breaks out of prison. White: is a telekinetic pyromaniac. Pink: hunts Nazis. Brown: gets bitten by a vampire and a werewolf. ---------------- |
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the number 19! the initials RF! are you scared yet? ok, how about if the protagonist was a flawed and unassuming yet likable writer living in small-town maine? |
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Feb 6, 2015 04:11
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stephen king: GO SAWX me: gently caress YEAH |
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Feb 6, 2015 04:13
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Paranormal Dong King seeks to free himself from an alternate universe |
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Feb 6, 2015 04:13
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also R.L. Stein was better |
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resurrected don king needs flesh to live sounds good to me
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WetNightmare posted:WRITE YUOR OWN STEPHEN KING PLOT!!! Child-killing tortures genitals I don't hgave a middle name because serb
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steven king: pew pew pew pew psssssshhuiooooouuUGGGGHHHH!!! FEEEeeeeeeeOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAAOOOOIIIIINNNGGG wweeeeeeeEEEAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH
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ron color posted:steven king: pew pew pew pew psssssshhuiooooouuUGGGGHHHH!!! FEEEeeeeeeeOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAAOOOOIIIIINNNGGG wweeeeeeeEEEAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH |
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"His best work yet." - The New York Times "Another instant classic from the master of horror and suspense." - Times Weekly Stephen King's...Boo. ---------------- |
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people are afraid of clowns so im going to make the bad guy an evil clown. hmm but wait people are scared of heights too. ok the bad guy is a clown but hes evil and also really tall
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Stephen King: What if...guns actually did kill people? |
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Garbage Person posted:Stephen King: What if...guns actually did kill people? "people kill people, with guns" -some guy, probably steve |
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