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EXAKT Science: 8 on the Kinsey scale

lol if you don't tell the person jerking you off how you like it

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:14

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 09:46

EXAKT Science: 8 on the Kinsey scale

also a solution: get another dude to jerk you off instead

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:15

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

When she just mashes on it.

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# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:34

GoodbyeTurtles

they are worth every penny op

# ? Feb 9, 2015 21:38

playground tough

what's a Z job?

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:01

Blue's Clues

Jackie Fabric posted:

what's a Z job?

i think it's behind the knee

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:02

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jackie Fabric posted:

what's a Z job?

Side to side?

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:04

Scaly Haylie

Jett posted:

look babe I'm a handjob purist, no other interaction or physical contact is allowed because that would distract me from evaluating your technique

go ahead and start I'll just be taking notes *hits button on chess timer*

well what's stopping you from touching some boob while getting a blowjob? all else being equal, hand just doesn't seem to be the superior job

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:05

Stormyish

who needs people when you've got a fake dick/vagina you can plug into your computer's usb port?

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:06

google THIS

Lizard Wizard posted:

well what's stopping you from touching some boob while getting a blowjob? all else being equal, hand just doesn't seem to be the superior job

k but weren't comparing handjobs to blowjobs we were comparing handjobs to self service

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:21

mmm FUCK ME LINUS: ~*~ Raw Skullz. ~*~

to talk about this or anything with any sincerity leaves one very vulnerable.

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:29

Scaly Haylie

Jett posted:

k but weren't comparing handjobs to blowjobs we were comparing handjobs to self service

oh. depends, then :shobon:

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:32

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i was so mad when i thoughtpeople were bad mouthing my hand modelling profession and now isn't my face red

# ? Feb 9, 2015 22:32

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EXAKT Science posted:

also a solution: get another dude to jerk you off instead

# ? Feb 10, 2015 00:44

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

EXAKT Science posted:

lol if you don't tell the person jerking you off how you like it

what, do you mean communication????

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# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:10

Stormyish

Bo-Pepper posted:

i was so mad when i thoughtpeople were bad mouthing my hand modelling profession and now isn't my face red

heh

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Wait, are we talking about sexy handjobs, or just the regular kind you get at work?

# ? Feb 10, 2015 01:49

Piso Mojado

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Wait, are we talking about sexy handjobs, or just the regular kind you get at work?

There is a huge difference between an under desk business handi and a valentimes day romantic "pleasure rub"

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:00

GEExCEE

EXAKT Science posted:

also a solution: get another dude to jerk you off instead

this guy gets it

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:15

El Generico: Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

handjobs feel better than masturbating for sure

it's like how you can't tickle yourself

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:18

GEExCEE

El Generico posted:

handjobs feel better than masturbating for sure

it's like how you can't tickle yourself

# ? Feb 10, 2015 02:21

Rick: When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I'll tell you guys what I like and don't like sexually if you'd really like.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 06:41

joke_explainer

Jackie Fabric posted:

what's a Z job?

sex act from a zombie

# ? Feb 10, 2015 07:57

Bread Set Jettison

"hello my name is hand and Id like to interview for this job"
'Where are you from hand?'
"well, ahem, uhm, I am from your girlfriend and I uh..."
'GET... OUT..."

# ? Feb 10, 2015 11:55

Piso Mojado

Bread Set Jettison posted:

"hello my name is hand and Id like to interview for this job"
'Where are you from hand?'
"well, ahem, uhm, I am from your girlfriend and I uh..."
'GET... OUT..."

# ? Feb 10, 2015 12:53

google THIS

Bread Set Jettison posted:

"hello my name is hand and Id like to interview for this job"
'Where are you from hand?'
"well, ahem, uhm, I am from your girlfriend and I uh..."
'GET... OUT..."

# ? Feb 10, 2015 15:34

i am he

Rick posted:

I'll tell you guys what I like and don't like sexually if you'd really like.

I wouldn't mind either way really.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 16:59

GEExCEE

Rick posted:

I'll tell you guys what I like and don't like sexually if you'd really like.

dish mang

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:01

GEExCEE

sexually, I like gettin my dilz wet

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:01

i am he

I like a pussy the size of a Gatorade bottle, it's what I grew up with.

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:03

GEExCEE

nice. you can make some pretty sweet pussies out of a plastic bottle, a hollowed out pen tube, some gum, and aluminum foil if you know what you're doing. easy to stash or ditch if moms catches you cheefing one late at night too

# ? Feb 10, 2015 17:05