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The timing on the sponsorship deal loving sucks, I want the APD to rent adspace on Rumble's trunks.
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Eat This Glob posted:the produce section of a neighborhood grocery store, carefully inspecting the cilantro, basil, and other herbs "I just feel at home when I'm here"
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Who am I? Can I condemn this woman to miscarry Pretend I do not feel her agony This innocent who got in my face. Who goes to hospital in a race. Who am I? Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I'm not the champ I was before? And must my name until I die Be no more than an alibi? Must I be tried? How can I ever face a worthy foe? How can I do lots more blow? My soul belongs to UFC, I know I made that bargain long ago It gave me fights when I was young It let me eye poke 'til I had won. Who am I? Who am I? I'm Jon Bones Jones. And so Dana, you see it's true That woman doesn't need a child in our view. Who am I? Twenty-One and OOOOOOONE! Then Dana lets him fight.
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Apr 27, 2015 23:52
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Jones should have hid out on a Bellator card, no one would see him there
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Apr 27, 2015 23:53
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 Actually Chael in comically bad drag, the whole thing's a setup. #FreeBones
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EmmyOk posted:Can't wait to go to bed and wake up to everything new that will have happened with this tomorrow MMA is the gift that keeps on giving, both in and out of the ring. Starting to follow it has been the best decision I made all year.
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Memento posted:MMA is the gift that keeps on giving, both in and out of the ring. Starting to follow it has been the best decision I made all year. Last year was incredible, between "hey pussy you still there", and the Vitor/Wanderlei fight that never happened and the replacement fight with Chael that never happened because two of the three tested positive for drugs and the third ran out the back of a gym so he wouldn't test positive for drugs
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Who am I? Easily the best Broadway related MMA post of all times, goddamn
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gotta worry that next time we see the champ his skills will have seriously diminished and it's all downhill from here, when this happened to rampage was probably the last time he successfully sprawled
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Apr 28, 2015 00:18
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Triticum Guzzler posted:when this happened to rampage was probably the last time he successfully sprawled lol
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:Who am I? Goldmine this thread
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Apr 28, 2015 00:23
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Duzzy Funlop posted:
First he hit a pole, then he hit a German. Jon Jones is a better Russian hero than Fedor.
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Apr 28, 2015 00:31
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Apr 28, 2015 00:35
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Sullivan thought to himself "oh man, that's Jon Jones."
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Novum posted:Good timing for getting legalized in NY Guess what the New York Assembly was supposed to be discussing today? http://www.nystateofpolitics.com/2015/04/mma-debate-could-heat-up-this-week/
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Triticum Guzzler posted:gotta worry that next time we see the champ his skills will have seriously diminished and it's all downhill from here, when this happened to rampage was probably the last time he successfully sprawled lmao
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This has got to be on Dana's mind as he confirms with the Fertittas that they have to shitcan Jones for this. Having your champion and the face of your company arrested for a felony hit and run is just too much easy fodder for your detractors if you support him. Taking a stance and cutting all ties lets you show them you're standing up for morals, and even though we all know that the argument for MMA in NY has nothing to do with morals, it's one less attack vector they have.
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Well, I mean he did get taken down by Fabio Maldanado.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:It's crazy how far this sport has come in just a few years, now when a popular 205 champion drives around wildly in his bigass car while high, smashing into pregnant women, they have the cardio to run away afterwards. They're just a better breed of athlete now. Diddie posted:Jones did tell us to expect big things from him this year. Dangersim posted:Unborn child: You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kill me? Dr. Abysmal posted:The timer before losing his wanted level was a lot longer than he thought it would be. Lid posted:The day before Jon Jones fought Shogun he chased down and tackled a mugger until the police came. Solomonic posted:We're not sure, lots of conflicting details, gotta wait until all this gets snorted out Bundt Cake posted:Am I crazy or is it starting to seem like Jon Jones clean cut image is only an act Le Saboteur posted:I love the way Jones slowly wokrs his way out of jail, that's some slick poo poo Triticum Guzzler posted:I always thought Jon was a finisher but it sucks that he got one solid hit on the pregnant lady and has spent the rest of the time running away, knowing it'll go to the judges Bushmeister posted:Ringside judge asks for a scorecard to award points to Jones, gets handed a NM driver's license, looks confused Intel&Sebastian posted:Very elusive is Jon Jones, Joe. Detroit_Dogg posted:His car was hacked savinhill posted:
vainman posted:Pregnant lady seems to be okay in the police report. It looks like Jones was in the turning lane and instead of turning, just blew through the red. That's that unorthodox striking on display, Mike, every movement is an enigma and he has more tricks every time we see him. Dr. Abysmal posted:Jon Jones is always driving at you from rrrrreally weird angles. sportsgenius86 posted:The car is a Volvo and Jones' defense will be that he can't stop Swedes. Intel&Sebastian posted:His footwork is underrated. Being able to get out, then back in, then out again without getting caught is impressive as hell. Le Saboteur posted:ABQ PD should just tweet "Hey pussy, you still there?" Phobeste posted:Personally can't believe he didn't stay for the post fight interview Panama Red posted:Jones should have hid out on a Bellator card, no one would see him there So good, so good
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Detroit_Dogg posted:His car was hacked
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SquirrelGrip posted:http://www.cabq.gov/police/documents/criminal-complaint-arrest-warrant-affidavit-jonathan-jones-april-27-2015.pdf/ 
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I asked Ofc. Sullivan how he knew it was Jon Jones, to which Ofc. Sullivan replied, "I watch UFC all the time, I know what Jon Jones looks like."
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i'm amazed that jones managed to keep up his dull-as-dishwater good guy facade for so long. i remember him saying 'we're gonna kick some butt' and everybody made fun of him for not saying rear end. the joke was on all of us.
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I quit believing in God when Daniel Cormier lost to JBJ. Now I see, it was God's plan all along. I feel the warmth of His light again.
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drat, returning to grab his money but not check the PREGNANT WOMAN was alright really ain't going to help his case.
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Ofc. Sullivan thought to himself "oh man, that's Jon Jones"
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Scapegoat posted:drat, returning to grab his money but not check the PREGNANT WOMEN was alright really ain't going to help his case. Hey Jon! Jon Jones! Jon Jones! God drat it. Go check on her! Go check on her. Go check on the pregnant woman, get some fans.
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Scapegoat posted:drat, returning to grab his money but not check the PREGNANT WOMAN was alright really ain't going to help his case. Go check on that pregnant bitch, get yourself some fans.
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Memento posted:This has got to be on Dana's mind as he confirms with the Fertittas that they have to shitcan Jones for this. Having your champion and the face of your company arrested for a felony hit and run is just too much easy fodder for your detractors if you support him. Taking a stance and cutting all ties lets you show them you're standing up for morals, and even though we all know that the argument for MMA in NY has nothing to do with morals, it's one less attack vector they have. No way will they shitcan the golden goose, he's basically the face of the company and the biggest name at the moment. It came up around the time of the cocaine pop, even as other fighters were mocking him for being the protected golden boy. At best maybe the UFC will strip his title, maybe they'll make him pay a fine or suspend him for a year, maybe they'll demote him to the prelims. They probably want to, but they also want to keep him out of the hands of Bellator et al. Fine, probation, 3 days in rehab, and an Ariel interview where he claims to still be a Good Christian. Tops.
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Hey Jon! Jon Jones! Jon Jones! God drat it. Go check on her! Go check on her. Go check on the pregnant woman, get some fans. 
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Ofc. Sullivan thought to himself "oh man, that's Jon Jones" I like that the officer just kept watching because he knew poo poo was about to get good.
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Hey Jon! Jon Jones! Jon Jones! God drat it. Go check on her! Go check on her. Go check on the pregnant woman, get some fans. This whole day has been great
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Nobody is firing Jon Jones, jesus guys
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Hey Jon! Jon Jones! Jon Jones! God drat it. Go check on her! Go check on her. Go check on the pregnant woman, get some fans. lmao
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Hey Jon! Jon Jones! Jon Jones! God drat it. Go check on her! Go check on her. Go check on the pregnant woman, get some fans. What is this referencing?
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