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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Charles Gnarwin posted:

Paul Blart somehow got the most integrated product placement in UFC history.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Coker's busy trying to get Mo arrested where they filmed Observe and Report

Went hog wild itt around Les Mis but this makes me wish I could do it again

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

sportsgenius86 posted:

Coker's busy trying to get Mo arrested where they filmed Observe and Report

It's the same place

Dave Walsh posted:

It was also the filming location for Seth Rogen's "Observe and Report."

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

Paul Blart. This is absolutely absurd.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
It's official, Here Comes the Boom is real life canon

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Fantastic

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Jon Jones works a lot better as a fictional character, because I would totally watch this Archer episode

Scapegoat
Sep 18, 2004
Maybe the cops should ask Gust for advice on how to take down JBJ.

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
Lol

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i hope he is found innocent and keeps his belt and goes on to defend it forever

because, really, at this point, everything that happens is just gonna be funny and sad.

i think him beating this (while being 100% guilty) and going on to become the undisputed best ever is the most hilarious option.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Scapegoat posted:

Maybe the cops should ask Gust for advice on how to take down JBJ.

As if cops would ever act like gang members when dealing out violence towards minorities. Be realistic.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

cams posted:

because, really, at this point, everything that happens is just gonna be funny and sad.

You're half right

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
he's been released

canti32
Apr 27, 2008

Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME
Guess Jones misunderstood what Anderson said about illegal substances while training

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dangersim posted:

You're half right

Yes, it is sad.

Sad how much I am laughing at this, now that we know that lady he hit is going to be ok.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I wanted to see him fight rumble :(

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

I wanted to see him fight rumble :(

Rumble would lose and we'd be sad again. This is better.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Skip My Posts posted:

I wanted to see him fight rumble :(

i think at this point, both have proven that they're ready for a shot.

at the only as-yet-unheld belt in the ufc....



THUNDERDOME

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Yeah did people seriously believe AJ had a chance? I mean yeah killing Gustafsson was impressive, but he wasn't exactly a defensive wizard himself. And while I wanted to see what would happen when Jones inevitably eye-poked Rumble and got him to hulk the gently caress out, we're talking about a guy who got outwrestled and choked by Josh Koscheck.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
In other non-drug related Albuquerque news, Michelle Waterson is out of her Invicta deal and is officially a UFC strawweight.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Jon Jones, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur jab oeil
Your card won't be the main!

Before you say another word, Dana
Before you use me up like a mid-card again
Listen to me! There is something I must do.
This woman is about to have a healthy child.
There is none but me who can intercede,
In Mercy's name, one intersection is all I need.
Then I'll return, just for the cash.
Then I'll return

You must think me mad!
I've defended you across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.

(Men like me can never change)
Believe of me what you will
(Men like you can never change)
There is a baby that I'm sworn to kill
(No,)
You know nothing of my fights?
(Twenty-one and one)
All I did was flee the scene
(My duty's to the business - you have no fights)
You know nothing of the card?
(Come with me 21 and 1)
You would sooner see me gone?
(Now the belt has turned forfeit)
But not before I see this justice done
(Jon Bones Jones is nothing now)
I am warning you Dana
(Dare you talk to me of PPV draws)
I'm a better champ than Gust.
(And the price you think they'll pay)
(Every 205 is a contender now)
There is coke in me still
The stop sign is not yet run!
(Every man must choose his way)

You know nothing of Dana
I've kept fighters out of jail.
I've defended scum like you
I try killing babies too!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
UFC April - April Wrecks Stop May Showers

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

1st AD posted:

Yeah did people seriously believe AJ had a chance? I mean yeah killing Gustafsson was impressive, but he wasn't exactly a defensive wizard himself. And while I wanted to see what would happen when Jones inevitably eye-poked Rumble and got him to hulk the gently caress out, we're talking about a guy who got outwrestled and choked by Josh Koscheck.

I wouldn't bet money on him but yes, I thought he had a chance. He's been looking frightening.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
who is gonna fight for the belt after they strip jones?

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Jon Jones, at last,
We see each other plain
Monsieur jab oeil
Your card won't be the main!

Before you say another word, Dana
Before you use me up like a mid-card again
Listen to me! There is something I must do.
This woman is about to have a healthy child.
There is none but me who can intercede,
In Mercy's name, one intersection is all I need.
Then I'll return, just for the cash.
Then I'll return

You must think me mad!
I've defended you across the years
Men like you can never change
A man such as you.

(Men like me can never change)
Believe of me what you will
(Men like you can never change)
There is a baby that I'm sworn to kill
(No,)
You know nothing of my fights?
(Twenty-one and one)
All I did was flee the scene
(My duty's to the business - you have no fights)
You know nothing of the card?
(Come with me 21 and 1)
You would sooner see me gone?
(Now the belt has turned forfeit)
But not before I see this justice done
(Jon Bones Jones is nothing now)
I am warning you Dana
(Dare you talk to me of PPV draws)
I'm a better champ than Gust.
(And the price you think they'll pay)
(Every 205 is a contender now)
There is coke in me still
The stop sign is not yet run!
(Every man must choose his way)

You know nothing of Dana
I've kept fighters out of jail.
I've defended scum like you
I try killing babies too!

I hope Dana doesn't kill himself :ohdear:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna fight for the belt after they strip jones?

Rampage and Rumble Johnson :getin:

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna fight for the belt after they strip jones?

Which LHWs are currently in training and could make the fight?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

sigmachiev posted:

I hope Dana doesn't kill himself :ohdear:

Oh he just may tomorrow...

Hardbody Jones
Dec 14, 2002

lol not even a night in jail

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna fight for the belt after they strip jones?

Hollywood Hendo

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Fartbong Bonersatan posted:

lol not even a night in jail

breaking records and arms everywhere

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

sigmachiev posted:

I hope Dana doesn't kill himself :ohdear:

here we go....

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Fartbong Bonersatan posted:

lol not even a night in jail

Do people involved in non-fatal hit and runs usually have to spend time in jail before being sentenced? Serious question, I have no idea. I'd imagine bail is set pretty low for most of them.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

attackmole posted:

Do people involved in non-fatal hit and runs usually have to spend time in jail before being sentenced? Serious question, I have no idea. I'd imagine bail is set pretty low for most of them.

the us legal system is the perfect icing on this tasty comedy treat. wont be the focal point or detract from the tastiness, but will only make it better

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Vitor on those gamma roids

https://instagram.com/p/1_2FFwIWt9/

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Ball and PEDs Shrekcellent Adventure

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Ball and PEDs Shrekcellent Adventure

god dammit

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Ball and PEDs Shrekcellent Adventure

god loving dammit, man

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
e: i'm gay

DO YALL WANT A BOXC fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Apr 28, 2015

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

without all the poo poo around it, was that the crash?

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