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bog pixie

i havent.

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
no one has, it's an unsolvable mystery. i've heard rumors that its' a bed, but that can't be true

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bog pixie

its dark

BIG BIC SQUAD
when I;m strapped for cash, yeah...otherwise nop my friend. msometimes u can find acouple bucks so i highly recommend checking!!!!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
50% dead skin

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
if you can lift couch cushions then you seriously just pulled some sword in the stone type poo poo

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.

WetNightmare posted:

if you can lift couch cushions then you seriously just pulled some sword in the stone type poo poo

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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weird

by zen death robot
they started putting couches over manholes so you have to lift the cushion to get in. keeps out teenagers

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bog pixie

what could be under there? here are some possibilities, just thinking out loud here:

-a monster
-something hairy, with claws? beast of some sort
-big scarey monster
-monster is somehow bigger than the area under the cushion, making it even worse than a regaulr sized one
-hedgehog, mutated into a monster
-looks like lint but its not, its a monster and its poisonous to humans
-isaw a bear once and i hate bears
-sonic, the famous sony hedgehog character
-its sonic but he's wrong somehow...dark
-sonic was like us once, but then he got stuck under the cushion.
-its a monster for sure
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weird

by zen death robot

bog pixie posted:

what could be under there? here are some possibilities, just thinking out loud here:

-a monster
-something hairy, with claws? beast of some sort
-big scarey monster
-monster is somehow bigger than the area under the cushion, making it even worse than a regaulr sized one
-hedgehog, mutated into a monster
-looks like lint but its not, its a monster and its poisonous to humans
-isaw a bear once and i hate bears
-sonic, the famous sony hedgehog character
-its sonic but he's wrong somehow...dark
-sonic was like us once, but then he got stuck under the cushion.
-its a monster for sure
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-

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bog pixie

WetNightmare posted:

if you can lift couch cushions then you seriously just pulled some sword in the stone type poo poo

oh thank god...the scientists screwed them on tight. thanks thats what i needed to hear. goodnight everybody

cuntman.net

bog pixie posted:

what could be under there? here are some possibilities, just thinking out loud here:

-a monster
-something hairy, with claws? beast of some sort
-big scarey monster
-monster is somehow bigger than the area under the cushion, making it even worse than a regaulr sized one
-hedgehog, mutated into a monster
-looks like lint but its not, its a monster and its poisonous to humans
-isaw a bear once and i hate bears
-sonic, the famous sony hedgehog character
-its sonic but he's wrong somehow...dark
-sonic was like us once, but then he got stuck under the cushion.
-its a monster for sure
-
-
-

Hot Wet Pizza Slut

lovely to look at
delightful to hold
but if you shall break it
to you it is sold
I have.

I bought a couch for $25 and when I got it home, I looked under the cushion and found a quarter.

So I really only paid $24.75 for it.

What a deal.

cuntman.net

me, talking to my brother: keep digging theres gotta be something under there *hands him a shovel*

deep dish peat moss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilWxPxweavw

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


sometimes the couch eats my medicine and I let it because if I go in after the pill I might lose a hand

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


200 lbs. of crumbs

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
i did this with a couch i got on craigslist and there was a bunch of oxycontin

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Do NOT lift the couch cushion, even if it asks you really nicely

pig slut lisa

irl is good


WetNightmare posted:

if you can lift couch cushions then you seriously just pulled some sword in the stone type poo poo

pig slut lisa

irl is good


meteloides posted:

sometimes the couch eats my medicine and I let it because if I go in after the pill I might lose a hand

does the couch experience any side effects from ingesting unprescribed pills

pig slut lisa fucked around with this message at 13:46 on May 16, 2015

City of Glompton

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Do NOT lift the couch cushion, even if it asks you really nicely


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Mapparu

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Do NOT lift the couch cushion, even if it asks you really nicely

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

Hot Wet Pizza Slut posted:

I have.

I bought a couch for $25 and when I got it home, I looked under the cushion and found a quarter.

So I really only paid $24.75 for it.

What a deal.
haha that guy's a sucker

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot
yeah the floor... then i wondered where my couch went lol

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verily carefree

i tried once but there was my doppelganger trying to lift the cushion in his own dimension and we are now locked in eternal struggle, thanks for reminding me

bog pixie

circ dick soleil posted:

yeah the floor... then i wondered where my couch went lol

Lol

cuntman.net

i picked up a couch cushion once but it was really dark so i didnt see what was under there. i havent got another opportunity since then

Mapparu

i just looked under my sofa and theres pasta under it!
amazing!

Mapparu

truly a gift from god!

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


pig slut lisa posted:

does the couch experience any side effects from ingesting unprescribed pills

I can't tell if it's happier or if it's just being a couch.

cuntman.net

i put a bunch of crime scene tape around my couch with some signs that say "do not remove the cushions" this is all reverse psychology i know this will just make people want to lift the cushions even more

cuntman.net

a pharaoh is buried in a couch instead of a coffin. everyone is too scared to rob his tomb

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


I chased after a remote once, as it slid under the cushion, but I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my fingers the moment they disappeared into the dark

and that's how I got couch aids

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
It's usually change and pens, for me.

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

I dont want to blow anyones mind here, but under the couch cushion, is another couch cushion

3D Megadoodoo

i just went and checked. i lifted up a couch cushion and underneath it was                                                                    a couch                                                                                 





cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


Jerry Cotton posted:

i just went and checked. i lifted up a couch cushion and underneath it was                                                                    a couch                                                                                 

:captainpop:

circ dick soleil

by zen death robot

Mapparu posted:

i just looked under my sofa and theres pasta under it!
amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCDfcdUKUeI

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GEExCEE

aw shucks boy, ain't nothin under that cushion but a common couch. heck, I reckon it's more afeared of you then you are of it!

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