- Full-Bodied Flavor
-
|
What the christ... There must have been a mix up in administration. I'm not supposed to be in gently caress School at all, I applied for Harvard..., and now i'm here and all my other classmates ..they're all babes? Every student here is literally a fine rear end babe. I'm in a 4 year gently caress course surrounded by babes. These babes are here with me for the long term! I can't believe my luck being stuck with so many babes. I cannot believe this has happened to me, I am enrolled in this school with no one but numerous babes.
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 10:00
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2024 03:25
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
I got thrown out for cheating on my exams, I tested positive for Viagra
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 12:07
|
|
- smoobles
-
|
i cheated on my exam and she got mad at me
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 12:31
|
|
- tao of lmao
-
|
Teacher: Good morning class
Class: *all together* Good morning Mr Greenwater
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 13:17
|
|
- ham_sanitizer
-
professional swine bather
|
i'm majoring in cumming
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:23
|
|
- ham_sanitizer
-
professional swine bather
|
sex, titties, erotica, masturbation
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:42
|
|
- ham_sanitizer
-
professional swine bather
|
those are the majors for smart people who get paid, everyone else has an easy degree with no point
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:43
|
|
- pig slut lisa
-
irl is good
|
President Obama unveils ‘bill of rights’ for gently caress school loans
BY JOSH LEDERMAN, ASSOCIATED PRESS March 10, 2015 at 4:48 PM EDT
SWEATLANTA — Issuing a clarion call to sexhausted Americans saddled by student debt, President Barack Obama urged student borrowers Tuesday to stand up for their rights, and announced a medley of modest steps to bring some order to a notoriously chaotic--if sexy--system.
Obama unveiled his “gently caress student aid bill of rights” before a gymnasium packed with nearly 10,000 nude and writhing students at Georgia Tech, where he said the nation must mobilize to bring about harder, deeper, and longer changes to student loans. Not only should every American be able to afford gently caress school, Obama said, they also should be able to balance the mandatory fornication schedule that kicks in with a vengeance once they graduate.
“We’re trying to penetrate this problem from every angle,” Obama said. “We want to make this sexperience more affordable, because you’re not just pleasuring yourselves, you’re pleasuring your nation.”
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:51
|
|
- ham_sanitizer
-
professional swine bather
|
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:53
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
I'm nervous about the sorting condom, not where it tells me to go but about how sanitary it is 
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 14:53
|
|
- mags
-
I am a congenital optimist.
|
title line of Top Gun: "let's see if you have what it takes to be top gun of gently caress school."
*drops trousers*
everyone in the idf must die
(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 23:55
|
|
- Bwee
-
|
pursuing a minor is NOT ALLOWED
 
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 23:59
|
|
- WetNightmare
-
by sebmojo
|
ferris buellers day off from gently caress school
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 00:49
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
pursuing a minor is NOT ALLOWED
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 00:57
|
|
- dogcrash truther
-
|
i cheated on my exam and she got mad at me
Everyone knows your parents help you with your homework
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:02
|
|
- mags
-
I am a congenital optimist.
|
trust fundie: my dad, my mother, and my grandmother all attended gently caress school
passerby: wow! three alumni from the same academy?
trust fundie: no, only two.
everyone in the idf must die
(USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST)
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:30
|
|
- Luvcow
-
One day nearer spring
|
business man: your resume is impressive. I see you graduated from gently caress school last year. *eye brow raises* how do you think your education could help this company?
gently caress school graduate: uh... not at all, it was gently caress school.
business man: I like your moxie!
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:37
|
|
- Miss Psychosis
-
|
It's really hard to be a muslim in gently caress school.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:40
|
|
- Miss Psychosis
-
|
In sex ed at gently caress school they put the condom on a lucky students dick instead of a banana.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:44
|
|
- Miss Psychosis
-
|
They threw me out of gently caress school when they learned that I faked my O levels.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 01:47
|
|
- BIRDCON 2017
-
|
glory holes are mandatory in the bathrooms at gently caress school. i just want to poop in peace.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 02:03
|
|
- Al Borland
-
by XyloJW
|
I do clothed modeling for the advanced art classes.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 02:22
|
|
- verily carefree
-
|
Hi I'm the new kid at school. Do y'all have regular penis inspections from the gym coach like where I came from??
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 02:52
|
|
- Sloppy Milkshake
-
I MAKE YOU HUMBLE
|
glory holes are mandatory in the bathrooms at gently caress school. i just want to poop in peace.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 04:11
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2024 03:25
|
|
- blinking beacon nose
-
birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
|
Hi I'm the new kid at school. Do y'all have regular penis inspections from the gym coach like where I came from??
we call those pop quizzes
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2015 05:13
|
|
#
?
May 21, 2015 10:00
