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Full Battle Rattle posted:I remember when I played hide and seek and when you get found you get raped To be fair that's only the sly version of hide and seek
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 03:53 |
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:sly:
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:16 |
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SteveVizsla posted:They rescue pet wolves and wolfdogs,do a lot of community stuff educating people and kids about wolves and that wolfdogs don't make good pets, and do fashion photography. The request was unsolicited and they aren't broken which is why they turned it down. I think they must send out hundreds of offers each year, with most getting turned down or just not being interesting enough for tv. They should rephrase their request with a focus on serving Jesus. They should also name their meanest wolf Jesus. They should also enlist Pixar and get Burt Reynolds to train like he did in All Dogs Go To Heaven. I don't want to hire Burt Reynolds, but he should work out more
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:17 |
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From atop his golden throne God Emperor Jim Bob has taken note of the liberal heresy on these forums. Gays, trannies, and atheists beware, he has sent his chief psyker, grand inquisitor grandma to planet GBS in the Something Awful system to commence exterminatus.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:42 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:50 |
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hi grandma
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:51 |
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im megyn kelly of fox news, and i endorse "well kids molest family members all the time" with a straight face.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:51 |
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the family that lays together stays together
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 04:55 |
The Duggar seed will bring forth a new, holy, and righteous flowering of humanity, once Jehovah scours the Earth clean of the filth of the obamunists. A new day is dawning, and soon the sun will rise over Springdale and from those rays will be nourished a fine and beauteous crop of incestuous hillbilly mutants. If you want a vision of the future, imagine dad and son raping the womenfolk forever.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:33 |
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SpeedGem posted:im megyn kelly of fox news, and i endorse "well kids molest family members all the time" with a straight face. if you kids aren't dreaming of molesting each other you have failed as a parent.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:34 |
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still cant believe that all you have to do to make life is plomp ur gunk into a woman's hooha then you get these sentient creatures that grow up and experience the abject horror that is existence its really funny actually.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 05:49 |
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yeah all you have to do is have sex with a gril, its so easy, ugh maybe in japan where people are not so shallow
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 08:03 |
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i hope everyone dies
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 08:10 |
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies good news, everyone will
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 08:16 |
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Million Ghosts posted:Is a man not entitled to the jim of his bob? "No," says the first son, "it belongs to me." "Jessa, are you afraid of God?" "No. But I'm afraid of you."
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 08:22 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 08:32 |
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Apparently In Touch still has mote dirt on them so this thing will keep rolling for some time.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 09:10 |
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i still can't believe i'm eager to read a tabloid. is this what being an adult is like?
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 09:30 |
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Top City Homo posted:still cant believe that all you have to do to make life is plomp ur gunk into a woman's hooha To be fair, it's actually a lot more work than that for the woman.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 09:33 |
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Mnemosyne posted:To be fair, it's actually a lot more work than that for the woman. It's often much harder on the woman than on the man.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 09:43 |
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Angela Christine posted:It's often much harder on the woman than on the man. yeah loving right. in todays society, a man must be good looking, have money, a BMW maybe, act like a supreme gentleman to even get to sex... and he must spend moneyand stuff all so these girls do this and ITS EXPECTED and if you dont do it you're a failure and loser...
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 09:48 |
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CrowdControl posted:In the recent interview, Jim Bob said something along the lines of "when he confessed the third time we really became concerned he might, you know, do it to the boys next time." reasonable imo
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 10:14 |
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he should have received his purification by now, like on the morrow
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 10:20 |
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I just can't stop looking at this human politico-realigulous-pedotastic trainwreck. Also, somewhat convinced young Josh Bob was working a humiliation fetish, what with all the confessing to JIMBOB and the Sacred Incubator. ...waiting confirmation that Josh confessions given while wearing a big, baggy, tent-like sweatshirt that covered
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 10:26 |
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quote:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...d44e_story.html
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 12:43 |
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Million Ghosts posted:Is a man not entitled to the jim of his bob
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 12:51 |
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good to finally see some quality journalism i.e. the most basic loving techniques to get actual original content on the news stands maybe real journalism is making a comeback because of the downward pressure to differentiate media from copy-paste journalism
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 14:34 |
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Top City Homo posted:good to finally see some quality journalism i.e. the most basic loving techniques to get actual original content on the news stands Actually it turns out that there really isn't that much work required once you know where to look. It's not like in the 50s and 60s where getting your hands on a physical copy of some report or document meant breaking into an office and using your microfiche camera. InTouch has basically said "Well, all someone had to do was ask for it, and the police are required by law to release it, so they did." I'd be more curious to hear about the judge who ordered the documents destroyed after the fact in whatever vain attempt it was to minimize the damage.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 14:44 |
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i'm gonna guess that the judge succeeded at minimizing it because odds are good there were like multiple more reports if not of josh than jbiomb and now they are ash
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 14:46 |
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how long until a full on family suicide?
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:02 |
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a large trout posted:how long until a full on family suicide? I look forward to Duggar Death Day.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:06 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Come on TLC nooooooooooooo
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:12 |
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lmao the small people are getting a small divorce!
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:12 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I look forward to Duggar Death Day. I'm seriously afraid that JIM BOB will announce himself as JIM GOD and drown the kids in a bathtub for "inviting sin into the household" after he sets the compound on fire. poo poo will end very badly for these kids any way you cut it.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:53 |
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Ripoff posted:I'm seriously afraid that JIM BOB will announce himself as JIM GOD and drown the kids in a bathtub for "inviting sin into the household" after he sets the compound on fire. poo poo will end very badly for these kids any way you cut it. Doubtful. There's no way to market and merchandise that.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 15:59 |
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Hopefully Jim Bob, Michelle, and Josh drive into the side of the Wal-Mart they live right next to and the rest of the kids can have a chance at being real people.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 16:09 |
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you irl posted:
:jimbob: *Anyone who's got $30 and wants to, feel free to make this a smilie.
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# ? Jun 8, 2015 16:21 |
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Ripoff posted:I'm seriously afraid that JIM BOB will announce himself as JIM GOD and drown the kids in a bathtub for "inviting sin into the household" after he sets the compound on fire. poo poo will end very badly for these kids any way you cut it. JIM BOB: Where's the vat, the vat, the vat? Where's the vat with the Green C on it? The vat with the Green C in. Bring it so we can begin. MICHELLE: Go on unto the sink, and thank you Josh. JIM BOB: ... Don't, don't fail to follow my advice. You'll be sorry. You'll be sorry. If we do it, than that they do it. Have trust. You have to step across. (Music.) We used to think this world was--this world was not our home--well, it sure isn't--we were saying--it sure wasn't. He doesn't want to tell them. All he's doing--if they will tell them-- assure these kids. Can't some people assure these children of the relaxation of stepping over to the next plane? They set an example for others. We said --21 people who said, we don't like the way the world is. VOICE: Take some. JIM BOB: Take our life from us. We laid it down. We got tired. We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world. [Shamelessly stolen from Jim Jones' suicide tape transcript and modified and yes, I'm a horrible person]
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
The glasses need to be animated 'deal with it' style, but if they were, it would be worth my
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