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it's 25k not like 25 million, just deposit a couple hundred a week and no one would really notice
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Jul 26, 2015 19:31
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how about under the table home improvements?
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Jul 26, 2015 19:35
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if you are someone for whom 25k is a huge windfall, it's not like you're going to even pay that much in taxes
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how would you even report that? a gift?
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Jul 26, 2015 19:58
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no, gift taxes are paid by the giver. i guess it would just be folded into gross income.
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Jul 26, 2015 19:59
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if it's really cash from the dude's parents there's a couple tax implications if the parents are deceased and maybe it'd be possible to bundle the money into the initial wealth transfer and oh my god just rent a loving safe deposit box and blend in a thousand bucks into your income once in a while
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Jul 26, 2015 20:20
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surebet posted:if it's really cash from the dude's parents there's a couple tax implications if the parents are deceased and maybe it'd be possible to bundle the money into the initial wealth transfer and oh my god just rent a loving safe deposit box and blend in a thousand bucks into your income once in a while basically. pay bills with a bank account, buy groceries and other small staple purchases with cash. OR do it the bitcoin way Deposit $8300 cash into your bank, then transfer it to a bitcoin exchange the next day. repeat two more times. buy bitcoins. watch your money disappear. post in r/bitcoin when you get a letter from the irs.
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Jul 26, 2015 20:38
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jetz0r posted:Deposit $8300 cash into your bank, then transfer it to a bitcoin exchange the next day. repeat two more times. buy bitcoins. watch your money disappear. post in r/bitcoin when you get a letter from the irs. $8300 is $10k minus bitcoin's no fees, right?
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gschmidl posted:$8300 is $10k minus bitcoin's no fees, right? 25k/3
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Jul 26, 2015 20:41
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http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/24/us-usa-bitcoin-winklevoss-iduskcn0py2b620150724 apparently that winklevii exchange is still happening. eventually.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:10
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/24/us-usa-bitcoin-winklevoss-iduskcn0py2b620150724
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Jul 26, 2015 21:16
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i imagine everywhere that their company name of Gemini is mentioned in the paperwork, the twins have added a little initialed note saying "get it? because there's two of us and we are twins."
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Jul 26, 2015 21:22
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trucutru posted:poorly. butts are one of the worst "database" systems known to man.
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Jul 26, 2015 21:27
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that sounds like a challenge come on yospos we can do this
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Soricidus posted:that sounds like a challenge a graph database where the nodes are pigeons and the edges are boats 
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Jul 26, 2015 22:05
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Soricidus posted:that sounds like a challenge i'll make the wiki that uses it
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Jul 26, 2015 22:07
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Soricidus posted:that sounds like a challenge what if we put the blockchain in the blockchain, to keep track of every node that had a complete list of transactions, but with only floats
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Jul 26, 2015 22:10
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so every character has it's own sidechain and to store data you simply send a multipart transaction that has outputs in the corresponding sidechain so to retrieve data all you'd need to do is hack up a little program in javascript that can collate all the data from the 1,114,112 sidechains
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Jul 26, 2015 22:16
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entries chiselled on a diamond tablet, stored in orbit and only accessible via spaceship
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Jul 26, 2015 22:19
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didn't ananapoplus say everyone was going to have their own side chains?
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Gum posted:entries chiselled on a diamond tablet, stored in orbit and only accessible via spaceship so we're back to the giant stone currency of yap, then
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Pocket posted:didn't ananapoplus say everyone was going to have their own side chains? buttcoiners of the world unite
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Jul 26, 2015 23:25
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:a graph database where the nodes are pigeons and the edges are boats https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt but with bitcoin
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/07/24/us-usa-bitcoin-winklevoss-iduskcn0py2b620150724 maybe they know but they figure they're far enough along with the idea that they might as well get all the paperwork pushed through because then they'll have a template for running other digital goods exchanges
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Jul 27, 2015 01:39
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quote:Stealing/unethical behavior vs service/disservice? (self.Bitcoin)
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Jul 27, 2015 01:56
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all forms of theft are equal says me, a big dum dum
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Jul 27, 2015 02:00
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Magrov posted:It would be a disservice to the community to let it be gone potentially forever again. not stealing the money is the real immoral action 
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Jul 27, 2015 02:07
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i remember when i got a bank account but somehow it was already someone's and all their money became mine
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Jul 27, 2015 02:13
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bitcoin: uneducated shut-ins stumble upon philosophical and economic arguments, independently arrive at the wrong conclusion
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Srsly though its pretty scary to see in action someone not understand that there are varying degrees of right and wrong. the same thought process that goes into believing that stealing $0.01 is just as bad as stealing $10,000.00 could be used to argue that flicking someone's ear is as bad as murdering them.
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Jul 27, 2015 02:23
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"if he were still alive, his ear would still be smarting. now that he is dead, no pain is felt! i have reduced the net amount of pain felt in the universe. qed"
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Jul 27, 2015 02:24
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finding money in someone's account that they're not currently spending is exactly like finding a quarter on the ground if i shout into reddit for a minute and no one responds, that account is now mine, for the good of the community
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haveblue posted:https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt but with bitcoin So pigeons going to the moon? I sure bet that'll never happen. Magrov posted:The logic is, lost money by someone else, found by you, if kept, no matter the size is still lost money that you kept. The logic is, if you lose a penny you report it stolen to the police just like if you lost a huge bag of money, because that's definitely worth your time and theirs. We all know bitcoiners obviously have nothing better to do with their lives than waste everyone else's time so this should be no surprise.
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Also the odds of creating a bitcoin account and it already has coins in it are around 100% if your wallet app's random() function returns "403 Forbidden" every single time it is called.
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Pocket posted:how about under the table home improvements? aka the buttcoin.org payout method
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lol the free Ross page argues that he shouldn't get the kingpin charge because five people weren't specifically named as part of his criminal enterprise
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol the free Ross page argues that he shouldn't get the kingpin charge because five people weren't specifically named as part of his criminal enterprise One weird trick District Attorneys hate!
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also that he wasn't "concretely" involved in narcotics distribution because I dunno beep boop computers or some poo poo
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theflyingexecutive posted:also that he wasn't "concretely" involved in narcotics distribution because I dunno beep boop computers or some poo poo but he literally kept a spreadsheet of his expenses when he grew mushrooms to kickstart silkroad 
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