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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:45 |
if i could get hit by some human being bus that would be great tia
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hey buddy smash my gay brains out with a two bricks in a whole foods bag will ya
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yo just go ahead and chain my rear end to your truck nuts and do donuts in the home depot parrking lot until I am naught but a pelvis
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don't mean to be a bother but if i could get 30 pounds of roofing nails crammed up my butt with a cricket bat i would really appreciate it
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hey there friend could i trouble you to scoosh me through a chain link fence and use the cubes to build an outdoor barbecue pit
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Ayatollah Hermione: will it blend? yes yes I will. make me a dude smoothie
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i will straight up goatass a predator drone who doubts my resolve
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doin the worm on a bed of caltraps 4 jesus ITT
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WHY AM I STILL BREATHING YOU LAZY SHITS KILL ME
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brb gonna go cram my nads in a laundry mangle in colonial williamsburg
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soylent green is me yum yem eat up fuzznuts
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nappy nap in the compfy cusp of a mircrowave radar dish. cook me alive plz
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well i don't have a blender, roofing nails or a chain link fence. i wish i could do more than stand by and watch you not die
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PleasureKevin posted:well i don't have a blender, roofing nails or a chain link fence. i wish i could do more than stand by and watch you not die what do you have that will murder me at theleast you could bludgeon me with your computer. chop chop ---------------- |
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feeed me a bowl of sedated carpenter ants
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i will leap down the gullet of a sperm whale
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i ams a cartoon shoe chistoper lloyd wouldja dunk me in dip
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i close my eyes and envision a transit authority employee scraping my viscera off the grill of the number 9 train and my dick splits in half
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bury me under sedimentary rock for 10 million years and siphon me into the tank of your nissan sentra
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spray me with liquid nitrogen smash me with a crowbar and leave my chunks to be snaffled up by a legion of roombas
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bury me in a hole and the hole is full of murder
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:bury me in a hole and the hole is full of murder a mass grave of you ---------------- |
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I WILL OPEN A WATERMELON STAND IN THE SOUTH BRONX OKAY
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:I WILL OPEN A WATERMELON STAND IN THE SOUTH BRONX OKAY i wont get murdered but the business will go under and then I will drink myself to death ---------------- |
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lets have bullets 4 dinnner yall
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:lets have bullets 4 dinnner yall pSYCHE i dont share lol ---------------- |
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can somebody hold my butt apart while i pour molten glass in my anus
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I am converting to Judaism in a tme machine to hitlerland
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:I am converting to Judaism in a tme machine to hitlerland nm already a human being friend of the family lol cmon aldof do ya thang ---------------- |
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oh snap i got my head stcuk in a giant clam my noggin is a pearl now rofl i look like fukken mysterio
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teabagglin a mudda fizukin wolverine over here shhnickt shinkt there go my poison balls hahah
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:oh snap i got my head stcuk in a giant clam my noggin is a pearl now rofl i look like fukken mysterio
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whoa guys i just sucked my own dick so hard that my entire being vanished into a mouthhole singularity
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:whoa guys i just sucked my own dick so hard that my entire being vanished into a mouthhole singularity made a lil noise like *ppt* ---------------- |
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where else can i go from here. I may have written myself into a corner v![]() ---------------- |
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you guys go ahead and kill yourselfs in cool ways now. Im gonna take a poo poo jurk my dick off for reals
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:hey there friend could i trouble you to scoosh me through a chain link fence and use the cubes to build an outdoor barbecue pit good scene from Cube |
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are you okay |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:45 |
Cyberbird posted:are you okay my pointed desire to kill other people is being funneled into annihilation fantasies so I don't end up on the evening news how are you ---------------- |
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