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Rynder posted:TOS is boring and is behind voyager in any serious rankings. "serious rankings?" Oh no!
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ThaGrandCow posted:Same. this is what I was going to do
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:40 |
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*installs LCARS into automatic toilet lcd panel*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:50 |
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David Copperfield posted:*installs LCARS into automatic toilet lcd panel* Reminder that the automatic toilets at the Star Trek thing in Vegas said "sample collected" when they flushed
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:52 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Reminder that the automatic toilets at the Star Trek thing in Vegas said "sample collected" when they flushed holy poo poo i went there like 3 times and never noticed that they did have slot machines you could wave your hand through to spin tho
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 04:54 |
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David Copperfield posted:*installs LCARS into automatic toilet lcd panel* *toilet will now explode when clogged and take half the house with it*
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 05:31 |
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Update: This thread is also about sexy San Francisco Dukat.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:03 |
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I like Enterprise gently caress you
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:05 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Update: mon frere
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:26 |
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Why would anyone think kira was hot she looks like a 14 year old boy You could not possibly be more wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsk8hjnhmw You probably meant Ezri.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:37 |
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Sisko's a friend of the family lol Or is he (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 07:38 |
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RE: that stark trek apartment The flat looked like a poo poo hole before and the guy clearly put a lot of effort into doing the place up. Imagine if he actually just put that effort into making into a cool looking flat a normal person would have. Also I can't remember any of the actual living quarters people lived in having that much strobe lighting
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 11:41 |
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TEAYCHES posted:gul dukat did nothing wrong
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 12:02 |
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People have joked about it in this thread but the star trek house guy was unsurprisingly a paedophile for reals. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/32736286/star-trek-flat-for-sale-after-owner-jailed
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:05 |
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Wowbagger2004 posted:People have joked about it in this thread but the star trek house guy was unsurprisingly a paedophile for reals. it keeps happening
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:21 |
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Rynder posted:TOS is boring and is behind voyager in any serious rankings. that's because voyager is more brain dead and also has higher production values
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 13:31 |
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blowfish posted:that's because voyager is more brain dead and also has higher production values good opinions itt
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Wowbagger2004 posted:People have joked about it in this thread but the star trek house guy was unsurprisingly a paedophile for reals. hahaha lol holy gently caress it's amazing how star trek attracts pedos and/or otherwise broken people more than other scifi shows
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:10 |
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In the 24th century the UK finally figures out you can get hot and cold water from 1 tap.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:13 |
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Majere posted:In the 24th century the UK finally figures out you can get hot and cold water from 1 tap. in addition, how to build plugs that take up less than a square mile, don't fall off the socket and aren't an electrocution risk
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:15 |
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Dukat had redeeming qualities. Though Romney'd get my vote if he calls up someone at 4 in the morning just to say "Hey, I hosed your mom ." blowfish posted:hahaha lol holy gently caress I have a theory Voyager fans are the worst because there is seriously a loving character that's like 5 years old or something that fucks the crew, including a plad wearing children's show mascot reject. Actually writing that makes me glad I hate that loving show, I've only made it through one episode in it's entirety and I was waiting for it to end. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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Wowbagger2004 posted:People have joked about it in this thread but the star trek house guy was unsurprisingly a paedophile for reals.
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:36 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Dukat had redeeming qualities. He did until someone decided to make him cartoonishly evil at the end because they didn't want people sympathising with a space nazi. No room for grey areas in the 24th century! I really liked that episode of DS9 where they trigger an old Cardassian defence program that was designed to put down a Bajoran uprising - the best bit was how sincere Dukat seemed on the recorded announcements when he's asking the Bajoran labourers to give up or further lives will be lost. The implication that Dukat spent hours recording veideos for every forseeable scenario and going all out emoting the part for each one is pretty spot on for his character, I reckon. Blazing Ownager posted:Actually writing that makes me glad I hate that loving show, I've only made it through one episode in it's entirety and I was waiting for it to end. Yeah. Equinox was pretty good though. Tyrannosword fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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Wowbagger2004 posted:People have joked about it in this thread but the star trek house guy was unsurprisingly a paedophile for reals. Thanks for answering my question, I wonder if anyone bought it. God damned how did people know he was a pedo... I mean just because of aatrek or like, if someone converts their living space into a space ship it's because they want to lure kids there? I was like a little pissed that people were like "yea he's a pedo" and it turns out to be true god drat.
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Blazing Ownager posted:I have a theory Voyager fans are the worst because there is seriously a loving character that's like 5 years old or something that fucks the crew, including a plad wearing children's show mascot reject. b b but she's part of a race that only lives less long than humans so what is your problem by the way i know a voyager fan and while he is not a pedo (as far as i know, i haven't checked ) he is a terrible lolbertarian suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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blowfish posted:b b but she's part of a race that only lives less long than humans so what is your problem So the plaid-wearing mascot wasn't just molesting a child, he was molesting a child with a terminal illness?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:55 |
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"It doesn't matter, they only live for nine years."
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:56 |
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Tyrannosword posted:"It doesn't matter, they only live for nine years." also can only have one child hmmm it takes two to form a babby what does that imply for their survival as a species hmmm
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 14:59 |
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blowfish posted:also can only have one child maybe the men can have babies too?
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:05 |
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Rutibex posted:maybe the men can have babies too? are you making me watch an actual voyager episode to prove you wrong you monster (given that it's star trek and they look like people and aren't evil they probably have the sexual morals of 90s family friendly TV so probably not)
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# ? Aug 23, 2015 15:15 |
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Tyrannosword posted:He did until someone decided to make him cartoonishly evil at the end because they didn't want people sympathising with a space nazi. No room for grey areas in the 24th century! he does ds9s moral ambiguity thing real well. he was a liberal softie by cardassian occupier standards but was still, you know, a cardassian occupier also big ups to ds9 being the last major tv show to ever be like "yeah the good guys were terrorists who killed civilians and noncombatants and were also in the right"
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Ambrose Burnside posted:also big ups to ds9 being the last major tv show to ever be like "yeah the good guys were terrorists who killed civilians and noncombatants and were also in the right" IRA funding was alive and kicking back then. It was harder for the USA to justify funding and lionising terrorists after 9/11.
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Ambrose Burnside posted:he does ds9s moral ambiguity thing real well. he was a liberal softie by cardassian occupier standards but was still, you know, a cardassian occupier I have to admit I always find that absolutely hilarious. They would never call a main character a terrorist today, even if that's exactly what they were. And not only that, have them unapologetic of it.... ... and then the series ends with terrorism kind of saving the day. Sometimes I think DS9 is nothing but a dark satire of Star Trek, and I'm OK with that. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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the plebs are simple minded and cannot deal with people who don't neatly fit into "good" or "evil" categories, or for that matter any sort of further independent thought unironically
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Plucky Brit posted:IRA funding was alive and kicking back then. It was harder for the USA to justify funding and lionising terrorists after 9/11. Makes Ollie North an even bigger loser then before frankly.
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Blazing Ownager posted:I have to admit I always find that absolutely hilarious. thats kind of ds9's intellectual anchor. where tng was like the perfect Space Liberalism fantasy, ds9 grounds that and plays with it by juxtaposing that idealism with the realities of non-federation frontier life and the tensions that result. it does the same thing later on in the series with Section 31, where it turns out that uh no the federations purity of heart doesnt win the day, its willing to do the same sort of conniving poo poo that everyone else is, they just pretend otherwise b/c of Ideology. theres a bunch of episode where sisko or other federation dudes have to do some real dirt to get what they want, and the conflict that results is what makes things so compelling whereas voyagers intellectual anchor is "what if we filled a starship with poorly-written sociopaths and cut them loose from starfleet" and there is no conflict or introspection at all Ambrose Burnside fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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remember tuvix. lol *murders a decent man and friend, pleading for his life, in cold blood; straightens uniform; back on course warp 8 engage*
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Ambrose Burnside posted:thats kind of ds9's intellectual anchor. where tng was like the perfect Space Liberalism fantasy, ds9 grounds that and plays with it by juxtaposing that idealism with the realities of non-federation frontier life and the tensions that result. it does the same thing later on in the series with Section 31, where it turns out that uh no the federations purity of heart doesnt win the day, its willing to do the same sort of conniving poo poo that everyone else is, they just pretend otherwise b/c of Ideology. theres a bunch of episode where sisko or other federation dudes have to do some real dirt to get what they want, and the conflict that results is what makes things so compelling voyager even failed to actually make use of, uh, the whole premise of the show (that voyager got stranded in the middle of nowhere) beyond having other federation ships show up less regularly the ship looked as shiny as on day one till a few episodes before the end and aside from an episode on integrating the maquis into voyager's crew at the beginning it's just regular alien-of-the-week bullshit with occasional "this helps us go home quicker" excuse plots
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Ambrose Burnside posted:theres a bunch of episode where sisko or other federation dudes have to do some real dirt to get what they want, and the conflict that results is what makes things so compelling It's okay though, because he can live with it. He can live with it. Tyrannosword fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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voyager commits the double mega sin of 1) squandering all the potential of its premise and 2) ruining all kinds of interesting established ideas like the Q continuum and the borg by filling in all the mysterious gaps that made them compelling with stupid bullshit. on top of being badly written. god drat you brannon braga, god drat you to heck
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