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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I quite like The Curse.

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hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Pesky Splinter posted:

And the better, but flawed, The Curse (1987)


Now HERE'S your tagline:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

A Buttery Pastry posted:

This should be the intro to The Mountains of Madness, just to set the tone right from the start so people can prepare themselves for two and a half hours of racial abuse.

e: Really though, the proper way to get around the whole "unimaginable whatever" problem is to make the main characters the most boring whitebread people ever, whose lives are so gray and banal that slightly unusual blows their minds.

Wow. I read the Mountains of Madness back in high school and I don't remember that at all. I mustn't have been paying much attention.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Three Mondo posters for Creepshow





The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Wasn't Stephen King's The Tommyknockers also based on The Color Out Of Space?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Darthemed posted:

Three Mondo posters for Creepshow







I hate all of those. The original is such a classic. Hell, Creepshow 2's poster is better than all those pieces of poo poo.

el oso
Feb 18, 2005

phew, for a minute there i lost myself
I wonder how the person who made this feels.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

el oso posted:

I wonder how the person who made this feels.



That's the weirdest fan cast thing I've ever seen.

Edit: Wait, that's a real show that's coming out? I really don't understand tv.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

ruddiger posted:

I hate all of those. The original is such a classic. Hell, Creepshow 2's poster is better than all those pieces of poo poo.

Really of all the films to do posters for, they chose one of the best and most iconic ones out there.

Eagerly awaiting Mondo's Godfather poster designs.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Lady Naga posted:

Eagerly awaiting Mondo's Godfather poster designs.

i got a sneak peek, but you have to promise that this won't leave this thread:

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

oddium posted:

i got a sneak peek, but you have to promise that this won't leave this thread:



clearly that's an early sketch, where's the eyesearing colors?

e: oh here they are

hexwren fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Oct 1, 2015

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Edit: Wait, that's a real show that's coming out? I really don't understand tv.

Mentally deficient old people loving love NCIS. I don't mean like, below average intelligence either, I mean like their brains are medically degraded in cognition.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

ruddiger posted:

I hate all of those. The original is such a classic. Hell, Creepshow 2's poster is better than all those pieces of poo poo.

Yeah all of these posters are garbage. Terrible color, boring design choices. Naga is right, why try to redesign an already excellent poster in the most garish way possible. This is ugly even by Mondo standards.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Skwirl posted:

That's the weirdest fan cast thing I've ever seen.

Edit: Wait, that's a real show that's coming out? I really don't understand tv.

I think the show is already on its second season.

mind the walrus posted:

Mentally deficient old people loving love NCIS. I don't mean like, below average intelligence either, I mean like their brains are medically degraded in cognition.

Probably disbelief at hearing Lucas Black's actual accent?

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
NCIS is probably one of the best police procedurals around. I know that's not a very high standard, but at least it's not fuckin' Criminal Minds.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

el oso posted:

I wonder how the person who made this feels.



Happy they work on the highest rated show on television? :shrug:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I was born and raised in New Orleans and I've lived here all my life and that poster loving blows. gently caress NCIS. Criminal Minds destroys NCIS.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lol the comments.

Lady Naga posted:

NCIS is probably one of the best police procedurals around. I know that's not a very high standard, but at least it's not fuckin' Criminal Minds.

Criminal Minds is dogshit but it still blows NCIS out of the water.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I actually don't hate Criminal Minds. It's like, the only one of those kinds of shows (along with the original CSI in the Grissom days) that actually manages to turn in good episodes here and there.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I like to add that this is the first time in 14 years that we have only one CSI show currently on air, and it's one that is all about cybercrime (and star ACADEMY AWARD WINNER Patricia Arquette).

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


I reluctantly admit that NCIS kind-of topped them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

And Law&Order:SVU recently reclaimed itself as procedural king with the Gamergate episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

mind the walrus posted:

I reluctantly admit that NCIS kind-of topped them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

I hate lovely cop shows, but I'm pretty sure that's just the writers having a bit of fun.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So is the GUI in Visual Basic gag. The primary demo for those shows are people who are lucky if they still remember who their family members are at the end of a day, the writers can slip in all the jokes they want which gives them the added bonus of appealing to people under 65 looking to go all :rolleyes: at the process like in here.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
The main thing I know about NCIS is that there's one very grumpy guy and also someone who's ex-Mossad keeps suggesting they torture people, so I'm glad the spin-off is cheerier. They're having a ball solving mysteries!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Which police procedural had the worst episode about video games?

Follow up: was it worse than the video game episode of House?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I do not remember that episode of House, but it'll be hard to top the episode of Life that had a hacker hiding stuff in a Prince of Persia game.

zandert33
Sep 20, 2002

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Which police procedural had the worst episode about video games?

Follow up: was it worse than the video game episode of House?

How about the reboot of "Heroes" that features a character whose super power appears to be her ability to jump into a PS2 game?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
NCIS is pretty much a comedy, its whole niche is being light and silly opposite Criminal Minds' torture porn for grandmas.

Life's videogame episode is the worst because it was very much a serious drama starring the guy from Homeland that is a perennial favorite on listicles about shows cancelled too soon, yet they have an entire episode where the climax is beating Prince of Persia to unlock a drug dealer's financial records. Because a video game console is a computer too! :O

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Sleeveless posted:

NCIS is pretty much a comedy, its whole niche is being light and silly opposite Criminal Minds' torture porn for grandmas.

Life's videogame episode is the worst because it was very much a serious drama starring the guy from Homeland that is a perennial favorite on listicles about shows cancelled too soon, yet they have an entire episode where the climax is beating Prince of Persia to unlock a drug dealer's financial records. Because a video game console is a computer too! :O

Hey, that's been a time honored tradition since Cloak and Dagger :colbert:

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Apparently this is a thing that is happening next month.



Because the first one was such a big hit ...

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Constipated Randy Orton is unsure about who he's shooting at.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Gonz posted:

Constipated Randy Orton is unsure about who he's shooting at.

Based on his expression he's thinking "loving contractual obligations..."

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

If he doesn't kill someone with an RKO then that movie's an absolute complete waste.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Eric Roberts tho

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Eric Roberts tho

He collects IMDB credits.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
What was Condemned 1? I'm racking my brain and nah man, I got nothing.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Gargamel Gibson posted:

What was Condemned 1? I'm racking my brain and nah man, I got nothing.

The one where Vinnie Jones and Stone Cold do Battle Royale, except they're convicts, not kids.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Gargamel Gibson posted:

What was Condemned 1? I'm racking my brain and nah man, I got nothing.

Battle Royale, except with Stone Cold, Vinnie Jones, Manu Bennett, and some other guys instead of Japanese teenagers. It's pretty entertaining.

e: f,b (but you didn't mention that it has Manu Bennett so :colbert:)

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Parachute
May 18, 2003
That movie is violent and mean-spirited as hell. Everyone should watch it.

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