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KiddieGrinder posted:I don't think his shirt buttons are going to reach those stretch goals. I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Ben (or Ben underling) if you're reading this, just drink water. I know you're probably drinking a lot of sugar every day. Just drink water. Eat all the same crap you have been eating, but stop drinking anything that isn't just plain water. I think you'd be surprised at how much better you'll feel (and I bet you'd drop a small child's weight over several months too!).
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spacetoaster posted:I think you'd be surprised at how much better you'll feel (and I bet you'd drop a small child's weight over several months too!). Ben can never lose a small child's weight because he has been cursed by Chris Himself to carry the mass of all the unborn children aborted so nerds can invest those future children's college funds in jpegs.
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spacetoaster posted:I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Diet soda tastes better.
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fargom posted:Diet soda tastes better. lies water > *
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies With those little flavor sprays water is pretty much all anyone needs.
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fargom posted:Diet soda tastes better. ![]() CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies ^^^^^ ![]()
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies tea > water and healthier (as long as you don't put in sugar or milk)
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/661634149761970176
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MrDorf posted:With those little flavor sprays water is pretty much all anyone needs. If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from).
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Derek is diddling us right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M
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so in two weeks or 10 days?
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lies the badass healthy it workers of the goon sc thread want you to know: water kicks rear end!
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DEREK! I bet another star shitizen three top quality jpegs that your blog wouldn't be delayed. You owe me three jpegs.
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spacetoaster posted:If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from). Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat?
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Legal ate DSmarts homework.
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SC cultist laughing at DS for his 1h-2h blog delay while SC is 2 years late.![]()
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Sorry, I meant still checking and blog.
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fargom posted:Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat? Yeah, it's bad.
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fargom posted:Is this bad? If something is hard to pronounce is it bad to eat? No. Aspartame has numerous health benefits and is also loving delicious.
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![]() Was going through the January 2015 PC Gamer and ran across this, had a good laugh.
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I give it to whoever. Smart Bingo is funny ![]()
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I want to play that ![]() Derek, let slip the dogs of
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While we wait to release the blogs of war... An oldie but goodie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykXCSubgaYI In this case you can change the lyrics to Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Let my jpegs go!
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that bingo sheet owns
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spacetoaster posted:Yeah, it's bad. Do you buy your water bottled with a nice sprig of asparagus?
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this is pretty spot on
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Solvency posted:tea > water wtf...put in milk man(unless its like green tea or something)7
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Beet Wagon posted:I don't think Derek could ever fail. There's really nothing he does that isn't funny in some way. But then again I like to poo poo on all the things, so I guess I'm a "glass half full" kind of guy. Derek cannot fail, he can only be failed.
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fargom posted:Do you buy your water bottled with a nice sprig of asparagus? Nah, I just drink tap water.
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Why was I such a fool. Do you think I can still get one of the completionist packages for a decent price in the grey market?
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spacetoaster posted:I know some of you have made comments about Ben getting surgery, but I don't think that will help him. People who get stomach staples, lipo, etc will be right back in the same place they started at if they don't change their habits. Ben if you are reading this, continue to ignore all these fat shaming bigots. Being morbidly obese is simply a life
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Derek Smart post the blog This is a goon.
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"Changes his SA avatar back"
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Bootcha posted:While we wait to release the blogs of war...
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spacetoaster posted:If you like ingesting aspartic acid, menthol, and phenylalanine (this is what aspartame is made from). Compared to the Monster I'd probably drink otherwise, a little aspartame is still a massive victory toward not dying in my 30's.
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That is a jpeg worth paying for.
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