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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This might be the best thing,

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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
This RAW should have been a throwback episode, god it would have fit so perfectly. Classic ECW promo and a classic Vince promo.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

pressedbunny posted:

Does the commentary get better or worse now that Vince is out of their ears but right next to them?

It would be a thousand times better.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
He just cancelled a match so he could sit down in a chair.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Please WWE, I want New Day to interact with Vince. Please.

:vince:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Edwardian posted:

By the standards of McMahon, that tie is as sober as a judge.

touche

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

OldTennisCourt posted:

Looking forward to this RAW ending with Vince going "Roman what you did to HHH was....STONE COLD!"

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Please WWE, I want New Day to interact with Vince. Please.

I have no idea what that would look like. Would that even work? I need to know. Please let this happen.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Death By Yogurt posted:

sweating profusely because Tommy Dreamer is eating a meatball sub

Now all I can picture is Vince calling out Dreamer as it cuts back stage and he's looking up mid-bite into a sub with a confused and worried look on his face.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Please WWE, I want New Day to interact with Vince. Please.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Rhonne posted:

It would be a thousand times better.

Cole and JBL are genuinely talented commentators but they loving suck when Vince is watching

bartok
May 10, 2006



OldTennisCourt posted:

Looking forward to this RAW ending with Vince going "Roman what you did to HHH was....STONE COLD!"

Oh like that Steve Austin fellow from the 90's!

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

Jetfire posted:

He just cancelled a match so he could sit down in a chair.

He's old. Strutting that much gets tiring.

Bisquick_Jones
Oct 26, 2007
I hope we get two hours of Vince making GBS threads all over Byron...

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dr.Tree posted:

I have no idea what that would look like. Would that even work? I need to know. Please let this happen.

Vince will try to dance with them and blow out his quads again

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

Dr.Tree posted:

I have no idea what that would look like. Would that even work? I need to know. Please let this happen.

WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT I MADE YOU GUYS STREET PREACHERS GOD DAMMIT

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Sionistic posted:

Ugh, Vince is gonna side with Roman

I hope so and I hope the next few months is basically another McMahon feud with Reigns and Sheamus as their respective champions. I'd rather WWE be crazy nonsense bad instead of dull and boring bad.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

zakharov posted:

VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

banme

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Roman vs. Sheamus as a proxy for Vince vs. Triple H at the Rumble. Roman loses and Vince loses the WWE. Build up to Wrestlemania, what's this, Daniel Bryan is back, and he's leading Vince's hobo army!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

zakharov posted:

VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

"accordingly, Roman, seems like YOUUUUUUURREEEEEEEEEEEE FIAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRED"

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

ahahahah

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

didn't this season of Chrisley just start like a month ago

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

then this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

zakharov posted:

VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

I call stardust for the upcoming draft, hands off

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

zakharov posted:

VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

Suddenly New Day has literally every title in the company, somehow even the Divas.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Please WWE, I want New Day to interact with Vince. Please.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Let the bastard SWEAT! :mad:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Vince looks like one of those rubber horror puppets from the Land of Confusion video.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

"when the hell did this show become three hours? how do you bastards even fill that much time?"

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Dr.Tree posted:

I have no idea what that would look like. Would that even work? I need to know. Please let this happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nn-x6tMm-M

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

zakharov posted:

VINCE: "I'm here to announce that everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums will be the new writing staff"

"I would like to announce that I am wishing everyone who posts in tonight's Raw thread on the Something Awful Forums the best in their future endeavors."

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is Bo's character slightly-insane man who runs around in Fruit of the Loom underwear?

It's bad wrestler with gross hair

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Giturazzoutherr

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Vince needs to drop a "gently caress" on live television.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
We take you back to an old man having a conversation with an invisible man

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I love that he has time to waste just to sit in a chair for a while.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I wonder if Vince actually was legitimately late and they sent Bo and R-Truth out to kill time

then Vince had to sit at ringside because he showed up right before a commercial break

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
vince so old

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Huh, Reigns entering under the titantron... weird.

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