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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
RAW tonight is live from Philadelphia, better known as "Baltimore, but with electricity!" Here's a handy dandy primer.

https://youtu.be/3jMhoGUiIkk

X X X X X

Tonight! After failing to win the WWE championship despite the living hell out of Sheamus...



...Roman Reigns rightfully decides to decimate the most important man in WWE history, filling the role of a face with legitimate grievances!







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbrSC7Q-FGk

With Triple H absent from tonight's RAW, what will the powerful woman in sports entertainment do about it? And how will Roman respond?

Also!

Your new United States champion, "Tittymaster" Dean Ambrose! Who is close buddies to Roman Reigns! And With Triple H absent from tonight's RAW, what will the powerful woman in sports entertainment do about it? And how will Roman respond?



Still your defending Diva's Champion, Ric Flair's daughter!



Still your defending Tag Team champs, the New Day!



All this, plus with Triple H absent from tonight's RAW, what will the powerful woman in sports entertainment do about it? Tonight on MONDAY NIGHT RAW!


X X X X X


Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2015 Results

New Day (C) vs Lucha Dragons vs The Usos for the WWE Tag Team Championship



Rusev (with Lana) vs Ryback



Alberto del Rio (C) vs. Jack Swagger for the WWE United States Championship



The Wyatt Family vs The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno





Kevin Owens (C) vs Dean Ambrose (new champion) for the WWE Intercontinental Title



Charlotte (C) vs Paige for the WWE Divas Title

citation needed

Sheamus (C) vs. Roman Reigns for the WWE World Championship



*
*Wade Barrett not included

GENESIS OF A STORYLINE!
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Gifs by: J-Ru

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I'm hoping Bryan Alvarez's right and we get footage of Wade locking all the faces in their dressing rooms last night to explain why they didn't help Roman.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
It's so counter intuitive to root against lovey dovey power couple.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Good luck, friends. Gonna try and keep up in-thread through recaps. but today's Childhood's End and The Expanse day. Will try to have the thread up shortly after Raw's off-air

Will also take thread title ideas, all I got planned so far is a pic of Big Show wearing a Vape or Die shirt

Go Roman Reigns

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ambrose vs. ziggler announced for tonight

yep, they wanna kill ambrose

e: and the wyatts vs ecw ii in the triumphant return of the extreme rules match~~

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Dec 15, 2015

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm hoping Bryan Alvarez's right and we get footage of Wade locking all the faces in their dressing rooms last night to explain why they didn't help Roman.

Dave: That's a brilliant idea! ....they probably won't do it.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Vertical Lime posted:

ambrose vs. ziggler announced for tonight

yep, they wanna kill ambrose

e: and the wyatts vs ecw ii in the triumphant return of the extreme rules match~~

Well, the show IS in Philly. Might as well put two bullets in the brain of ECW just to make sure.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

So the last Rumble renewed my interest in WWE for the first time in over a decade after hearing about (my) Philly crowd's reaction. Is this indeed the first televised event here since then? And how great should I expect it to be?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Robert Plant posted:

So the last Rumble renewed my interest in WWE for the first time in over a decade after hearing about (my) Philly crowd's reaction. Is this indeed the first televised event here since then? And how great should I expect it to be?

It depends on how the WWE sound guys work the crowd noise, to be honest. They're working on getting the act of live noise manipulation to an art form.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I'm at a Sleater Kinney show instead of watching this

Seems like the right move

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

abraham linksys posted:

I'm at a Sleater Kinney show instead of watching this

Is it weird that every time I see this band name even though I know who they are and know their music, I keep thinking they're two actors from The State?

bartok
May 10, 2006



abraham linksys posted:

I'm at a Sleater Kinney show instead of watching this

Seems like the right move

They kicked rear end when I saw them two weeks ago,

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm hoping Bryan Alvarez's right and we get footage of Wade locking all the faces in their dressing rooms last night to explain why they didn't help Roman.

he got in a fight with dean and that's why they both weren't there

the usos were at the hospital from taking dumb bumps

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
EEE

SEE

DUB

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Word on the street is that it might be a night.
Possibly even this night.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Raw is Roman

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qst9DbkAwGE

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
dank nugs big juggs everybody get down, tonight is a night

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

Raw is Roman

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

That DICK! posted:

Raw is Roman

Rawman

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm not watching and I'm pretty awesome

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Poll response: None of the above:

CobiWann posted:

Still your defending Tag Team champs, the New Day!

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Dec 15, 2015

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

CBJSprague24 posted:

Poll response: None of the above.

I'll allow it.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Okay, yesterday wasn't the night. Soo, obviously, TONIGHT has to be the night! Because it can't possibly be Wednesday or Thursday.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Speakers in the ring, opening with a promo

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too
Why are we back? We could just walk away after last night and write a better follow up in our heads.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
I'm five cars back in a Taco Bell drive through. Please tell me how great The Big Dog Roman Reigns is doing while I'm waiting.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shawn Cotureier posted:

Speakers in the ring, opening with a promo

it's raw

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hey everyone, I'm here to talk about how much Roman Reigns sucks. I hope he cuts a dumb, bad promo that I can laugh at.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i have to say after all these years, the production crew still knows how to try to make these highlights look good

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
There's no "I enjoy the company of you irascible bastards in the GDT" optin for the vote.

:colbert:

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


DeepDickPizza posted:

Hey everyone, I'm here to talk about how much Roman Reigns sucks. I hope he cuts a dumb, bad promo that I can laugh at.

I hope its good, personally

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Opening with a Steph promo. Off to a great start!!!!

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








boooooooooooo

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hey kids remember how cool Roman was last night?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
gently caress

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Show off to a horrible start.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Oh boy who's gonna get emasculated without a chance at responding tonight

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

what the hell is succotash anyway

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014

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