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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It';s okay thought Roman looks ultra strong getting slapped and kicked in the nuts a lot

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
wow roman vince just mashed your grapes into wine or something something bad pun

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Roman talks about other men's balls s lot for someone with a wife

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Vince: your balls look like exploded balls

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Because it's Vince, I assume he legitimately kicked Roman in the balls there.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj4vlZeU0yQ

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
He said it!

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Shima Honnou posted:

It';s okay thought Roman looks ultra strong getting slapped and kicked in the nuts a lot

Especially when he doesn't fight back or protest in anyt way

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

CobiWann posted:

THIS is the Roman Reigns we should be getting.

The guy getting kicked in the dick before losing yet another Title match?

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
We all better be nice to Roman Reigns, or he will imply we have small testicles. I don't want Roman making fun of my small testicles.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
That segment was weird as hell

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I like to imagine that dick kick was totally improvised.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I'm still fairly new to this and I find hilarious that the commissioner has his own walk-out music.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Roman Reigns' balls are like a couple of crushed cherry tomatoes

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
You gotta make Vince look really strong.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Was this a divas segment, because I'm as utterly confused as those normally leave me.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Shima Honnou posted:

It';s okay thought Roman looks ultra strong getting slapped and kicked in the nuts a lot

i think brock lesnar booking is quite appropriate for roman too

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Vince should charge people to line up and kick Roman in the balls.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It would be so good if Reigns snapped again, puts Sheamus in the hospital and just becomes an insane beast who destroys people then have him go against Lesnar eventually.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Shima Honnou posted:

It';s okay thought Roman looks ultra strong getting slapped and kicked in the nuts a lot

Hey, this is leaving out quite a bit!

He also insulted an old man.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
so wait, does Roman have to win the belt to stay employed, or just win whether or not Sheamus retains?

COME ON MONKEYS PAW GET THIS FAT TERRIBLE PRUNE-JOKING IDIOT OFF MY SCREEN

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Did that make Roman look strong?

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








i hope they literally try to recreate the mankind title shot with the family in place of DX and the league in place of the corporation

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm still fairly new to this and I find hilarious that the commissioner has his own walk-out music.

he's had it since 1999

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Sigma posted:

Roman talks about other men's balls s lot for someone with a wife

Works for AC/DC

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Was this a divas segment, because I'm as utterly confused as those normally leave me.

It's plausible that this is how they put the belt on Roman and that is impossibly funny.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
We still haven't had every member of the McMahon family make Roman look dumb, get Linda and Shane out here

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
vince came out to kick roman in the balls

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
If Roman comes out again tonight, he'll be jabbed by Klingon Pain Sticks being wielded by the Divas division.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
You just found out about the Extreme Rules match, Cole? Perhaps you should watch the RAW Pre-show!

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Well at least this is less dispiriting than watching the Raptors game.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm still fairly new to this and I find hilarious that the commissioner has his own walk-out music.

If you go to the live shows, so does all the commentators and Lilian Garcia :eng101:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Roman Reigns Visits the Grocery Store

"Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls. Heh, these are like balls."

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm still fairly new to this and I find hilarious that the commissioner has his own walk-out music.

you have NO idea

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Not only does Roman insult everyone's balls, he always starts with, "I thought you had nice BIG BALLS . . ."

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Needs More Ditka posted:

i think brock lesnar booking is quite appropriate for roman too

Blood warrior of Khorne Roman Reigns is the best possible way to get him over

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
no dont leave vince stay forever

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618

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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Gordong Dongbay posted:

It would be so good if Reigns snapped again, puts Sheamus in the hospital and just becomes an insane beast who destroys people then have him go against Lesnar eventually.

I don't think I'd be able to buy that from a guy who can barely lift someone up for a powebomb on their own

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