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Why do YOU continue to watch Monday Night RAW?
This poll is closed.
I enjoy the storytelling 14 3.60%
I enjoy the athleticism 18 4.63%
I enjoy standing up for WWE 9 2.31%
I enjoy tater tots 37 9.51%
I enjoy magic beans 26 6.68%
I enjoy succatash 19 4.88%
I enjoy having something to flip to between plays on Monday Night Football 17 4.37%
I enjoy having something to flip to during commercials on NCIS 7 1.80%
I enjoy Foochs' attempts at optimism 42 10.80%
I enjoy FartBlood's attempts at erotica 17 4.37%
I enjoy hatewatching 58 14.91%
I hate enjoywatching 27 6.94%
I enjoy waiting for the off-chance that MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR will appear 51 13.11%
I enjoy passing the time until Lucha Underground Season 2 kicks off 47 12.08%
Total: 152 votes
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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Jerusalem posted:

Here's my understanding of how the hunt for the next James Bond is going:

Exec 1: So... Idris Elba?
Exec 2: Yep.
get six-figure bonus

You can't argue with the results

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Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

OldTennisCourt posted:

Idris is actually more interesting in playing the Gunslinger in the Dark Tower at this point

Bond is basically WWE title. Cool people held it years ago and they're just trying to bank off that. Look at how much more fun Layer Cake is than any recent film.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

CANT YOU FUCKERS JUST SHUT THE gently caress UP FOR AN ENTRANCE

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
PLEASE IGNORE THIS ENTRANCE AND THINK OF ROMAN REIGNS

THANK YOU

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
commentary can't even care about this match

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Please do not literally murder Tommy Dreamer

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

zakharov posted:

Please do not literally murder Tommy Dreamer

its what he'd want

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I like Tommy Dreamer.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

zakharov posted:

Please do not literally murder Tommy Dreamer

Tommy must never win.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I just can't muster a shred of a care about Team ECW. I just need the Wyatts to get a push using this.

Evil Badman posted:

Bond is basically WWE title. Cool people held it years ago and they're just trying to bank off that. Look at how much more fun Layer Cake is than any recent film.

Skyfall ruled and Spectre was really really fun as well :colbert:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

and not a shirtless body in sight

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Why is JBL, of all people, speaking fondly about ECW?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
why wouldn't you start with a weapon

they were right there, Wyatts

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Rhonne posted:

Why is JBL, of all people, speaking fondly about ECW?

bWo not in sight

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Idris Elba can't be Bond because I want them to make at least one more RockNRolla movie like they were supposed to. :colbert:

Then, if the sequel sucks, he can be Bond.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Zyla posted:

and not a shirtless body in sight

hahaha

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.

Rhonne posted:

Why is JBL, of all people, speaking fondly about ECW?

I assume because he is sober, unlike the One Night Stand ppv.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
this camera work is making me seasick

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OldTennisCourt posted:

Idris is actually more interesting in playing the Gunslinger in the Dark Tower at this point

That would also be awesome. Because Idris Elba is a really loving good actor!

CBJSprague24 posted:

"Won't some people get annoyed that James Bond just had a race change?"

"Those people can go gently caress themselves in the ear with a rusty knife."

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Cast Iron Brick posted:

I know. I kind of expected a high-pitched baby voice to go with his shrunken baby face.

Imagine Brock with Braun's voice. A god among men.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
"The Bingo Hall's seen this a few times" - JBL

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

That would also be awesome. Because Idris Elba is a really loving good actor!


"Those people can go gently caress themselves in the ear with a rusty knife."

Helluva way for Roger Moore to die!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Hammerstein posted:

Imagine Brock with Braun's voice. A god among men.

well thanks

my pants have been shat

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

I like Luke Harper's "kick them in the drat face" offense.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


bartok posted:

Like that Dark Tower movie is ever going to be made.

It's going to happen

Everyone knows we can only have a few things in life that never actually happen, and "black James Bond", "Half Life 3", and "year without a cancelled Guillermo del Toro project" already take up the slots

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Where can I get Dreamer's polka dot pants

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
I'm here, what have I missed? how strong is Roman Reigns tonight?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

bartok posted:

Helluva way for Roger Moore to die!

I want EVERY BOND to team up and all of them die in service to their country in a movie

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Only a genius vintner like Erick Rowan could have pulled that one off

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
think im just going to rewatch that tag team ladder match

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I'm here, what have I missed? how strong is Roman Reigns tonight?

Slapped 12 times by Stepth until he cried, Vince came and kicked him in the nuts.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
ROWAN IS SMART

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Audience guy looking like Weird Al and Jimmy Hart had a kid is distracting me

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I'm here, what have I missed? how strong is Roman Reigns tonight?

Steph slapped him a bunch then Vince kicked him in the dick.

So very.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


This match is terrible and Philly should not encourage it.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Chris James 2 posted:

It's going to happen

Everyone knows we can only have a few things in life that never actually happen, and "black James Bond", "Half Life 3", and "year without a cancelled Guillermo del Toro project" already take up the slots

I still say the closest we are going to get is that Roland painting from The Mist.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I'm here, what have I missed? how strong is Roman Reigns tonight?


He's going to win the world title (because if he loses the match he gets fired)

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Ragnarok the Red posted:

I'm here, what have I missed? how strong is Roman Reigns tonight?

He was slapped by Steph, Vince kicked him in the balls after he made another food ball pun and he's going to win via DQ tonight in a screwy finish.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Idris Elba was in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force? :stare:

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SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Chris James 2 posted:

It's going to happen

Everyone knows we can only have a few things in life that never actually happen, and "black James Bond", "Half Life 3", and "year without a cancelled Guillermo del Toro project" already take up the slots

Idris Elba's flat out said he doesn't want the role because he doesn't want to be the "black James Bond."

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