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Jobbo_Fett posted:I know what's wrong with me,  Looks like we got us a new sheriff in town boys!
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Jan 9, 2016 15:10
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I'm guessing Sandi is mighty pissed with her agent for not getting her that goddamn part she needs to gracefully excuse herself from this shitshow
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Jan 9, 2016 15:11
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ether posted:Mad Max: Fury Road, watching it is so worth it. That scene is how goons play games in general I think ;-) Have to post the epic trailer! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWNWi-ZWL3c
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Jan 9, 2016 15:12
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I just noticed in her resume that she's credited as "military pilot" in SQ42. Did we have this confirmed from somewhere else? She will be your wingman/companion so even if by some miracle you can skip cutscenes you have to listen to sandi talk to you all the way through every level
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The more of this thread I read the less likely I think that the game will ever actually release, but the more I want it to release because the more RAGE VS GOONS sentiment is building and if we've learned anything from Eve it's that everyone hating goons is the best environment to play in. I can't even imagine what flying my Jpeg around would be like if everyone legit hated us from years before the game even released. Not just hated us, but engaged in rhetoric specifically designed to combat things we post on an internet comedy forum. I'm sad dreaming about what could have been. 
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Nation posted:She will be your wingman/companion so even if by some miracle you can skip cutscenes you have to listen to sandi talk to you all the way through every level "Press 'A' to skip dialogue" "Lol just kidding" "Lol stahp" "Nuh-uh this next bit's really good" "Ooh look gary oldman's talking"
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And for all you people doubting that SQ42 will be coming this year: I think you're wrong. Squadron 42 isn't really a game, it's Sandi's big break. Think she'll allow Roberts to delay it indefinitely while she still has Hollywood ambitions? No loving way. Gameplay be damned, those 10 hours' worth of cutscenes will be out before the year is done, willing to  for this
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Jan 9, 2016 15:16
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:"Press 'A' to skip dialogue" "Hey, I'm gonna sing now, if that's cool with you. Haha I don't care if its cool with you."
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Jan 9, 2016 15:18
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Gawain The Blind posted:"Hey, I'm gonna sing now, if that's cool with you. Haha I don't care if its cool with you." *sings nazi national anthem*
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Chalks posted:*sings nazi national anthem*
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:"Press 'A' to skip dialogue" remember when Croberts mentioned that SQ42 would be a rogue like game? now you will really really try very very very hard not to die else you will go back to those unskipable cut-scenes lol
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Gawain The Blind posted:"Hey, I'm gonna sing now, if that's cool with you. Haha I don't care if its cool with you." "Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen"
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poo poo too slow!
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Nation posted:poo poo too slow! try coffee
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:And for all you people doubting that SQ42 will be coming this year: I think you're wrong. I hope you're right. 10 hours of quality Chris Roberts writing and Sandi's deer in the headlights "acting" wrapped around a rushed sub AC2.0 crashtastic mess would be the absolute pinnacle of hilarity.
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EminusSleepus posted:remember when Croberts mentioned that SQ42 would be a rogue like game? now you will really really try very very very hard not to die else you will go back to those unskipable cut-scenes lol Just imagine. I don't think they'd even allow that in Guantanamo bay,
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Chalks posted:*sings nazi national anthem* Gawain The Blind posted:"Hey, I'm gonna sing now, if that's cool with you. Haha I don't care if its cool with you."  
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:try coffee i think you mean fibre?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:"Stop firing Pusher! I can tell your ginger from here!" A better script than Wing Commander.
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EminusSleepus posted:remember when Croberts mentioned that SQ42 would be a rogue like game? now you will really really try very very very hard not to die else you will go back to those unskipable cut-scenes lol What possible reason could he have for even claiming that this would be roguelike? That's the worse lie I've heard honestly. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT IT TO BE ROGUELIKE?!
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Ship melts. Steel gleams.
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Nation posted:i think you mean fibre? whatever floats your boat man i don't kinkshame
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Bootcha posted:Ship melts. Steel gleams. Admit it, you're just posting this kind of poo poo to rile us up ITT.
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CrazyLoon posted:Admit it, you're just posting this kind of poo poo to rile us up ITT. I don't blame him for trying to get return on his investment
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Gryphon0468 has a meltdown when he is called out for being a goon. Operation True Believer is working great, good work agent Gryphon19263916753681593519532897645029, they won't suspect anything now.
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Can someone with access to SC extract the crab model from the data files? I need it for science
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:What possible reason could he have for even claiming that this would be roguelike? That's the worse lie I've heard honestly. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT IT TO BE ROGUELIKE?! that was the original pitch of Squadron 42, no save point just like dark souls but the gruesome part is that croberts will surely force you to watch his epic art called mocap because he wants you to believe he is an awesome movie producer/director.
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EminusSleepus posted:that was the original pitch of Squadron 42, no save point just like dark souls but the gruesome part is that croberts will surely force you to watch his epic art call mocap because he wants you to believe he is an awesome movie producer/director. I'm looking forward to the debate on Reddit when the cutscene-skipping mod launches  You're ruining Chris's vision Actually I'd argue your phrasing there. Chris's vision included the player's ability to freely explore the verse without...
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:What possible reason could he have for even claiming that this would be roguelike? That's the worse lie I've heard honestly. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT IT TO BE ROGUELIKE?! At this point roberts just hears about or sees features in other games and says it's gonna be in sq42. Press "use" to pay respects.
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Little off topic here but how many of you are aware of brasseye, the English satirical look at politics and the world by chris morris? Specifically the paedogeddon episode I think gryphon20455's avatar should be changed to a picture of Dr.fox and his title should be : " Paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that's a scientific fact: there's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact."
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Romes128 posted:Press "pay" to pay respects by buying a jpeg of flowers with CitizenBux. VVVVV 
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EminusSleepus posted:since the spergs in SC really wants to have rape mechanics in SC then I hope CIG will create this one for immersion The main danger with that idea is that it has a good chance to provoke an escalation of what started as a rape to "assault, attempted murder and possibly more rape at a later date". If the main feature of your product is "See, you can choose to be either raped or beaten to an inch of your life !" you need to rethink your approach.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'm looking forward to the debate on Reddit when the cutscene-skipping mod launches I am still hoping that I can blow up my commanders head just even at the first mission, that thing was also promised.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:What possible reason could he have for even claiming that this would be roguelike? That's the worse lie I've heard honestly. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT IT TO BE ROGUELIKE?! I'm guessing it was during the recent indie roguelike revival. He probably noticed roguelike was a popular tag in Steam and thought it'd shift a few more jpegs. Everything they do makes more sense if dismiss the idea they're making a game and just look at it from the perspective of selling more jpegs.
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Romes128 posted:At this point roberts just hears about or sees features in other games and says it's gonna be in sq42. No no no. You've got CRobber's angle on the situation all wrong. Press “pay” to use respects. e:f;b. I hate all of you. Goons suck. 
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Little off topic here but how many of you are aware of brasseye, the English satirical look at politics and the world by chris morris? People who buy jpeg space ships must be off their heads on cake. e:Lesnick himself suffers from Czech neck if rumours are to be believed. WhiskeyWhiskers fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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EminusSleepus posted:that was the original pitch of Squadron 42, no save point just like dark souls but the gruesome part is that croberts will surely force you to watch his epic art called mocap because he wants you to believe he is an awesome movie producer/director. Berious posted:I'm guessing it was during the recent indie roguelike revival. He probably noticed roguelike was a popular tag in Steam and thought it'd shift a few more jpegs. EminusSleepus posted:that was the original pitch of Squadron 42, no save point just like dark souls but the gruesome part is that croberts will surely force you to watch his epic art called mocap because he wants you to believe he is an awesome movie producer/director. If only losing your ship meant you had to pay to get it back..with interest  Could you imagine the rsi tears? 
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:People who buy jpeg space ships must be off their heads on cake. You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
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Berious posted:Don't worry the forth stimpire guy is still chugging along. Mods didn't even close his amazing thread which I'm sure they know about because CIG obsessively read every post ITT. I used to click most RSI link to enjoy a little bit of brown sea exploration but that was before the 4th Stimpire incident. Now I'm a little wary to click since i value my retinas and sanity. What is wrong with these people ? Even at my most sexually depraved teens self the worst i dreamed of was to have the whole girls volleyball team fall in love and lust after me...
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