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paranoid randroid posted:the swiss guard can ride dorky dad motorcycles a respectful distance behind the pope-vespa only if they still dress like landsknechts and paint their hogs accordingly Farm Frenzy posted:it'd be way cooler if the entire vatican had to slowly march around in a huge procession on foot, imho i like this option better though
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HiHo ChiRho posted:crossposting: 3% Bush family supporters, 30% liking that he's running for president, failing badly and letting Trump remind everyone how lovely they all are.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:10 |
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Pick posted:Wow, he speaks passionately about helping the poor and yet sits on top of the wealthiest organization in the world, instead of only paying lip service to the poor and sitting on top of the wealthiest organization in the world compared to the hitler youth cat fancier & former head of the Actual Office of the Freaking Inquisition (Which Is Apparently Still a Thing?), or the senile old pole who was skeptical of poverty ministry because it sounded an awful lot like communism, the argentinian possible-collaborator (?) is a breath of fresh air the standards for popes are so low you need an excavation permit from the city to get a good look at them
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:11 |
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By this point I'm so deeply engrossed in this absurd election cycle that I've no idea how I'm going to readjust to life in the outside world when it's all over. I've become institutionalized.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:11 |
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The Pope not only has massive walls, but a force of 110 personal bodyguards armed with the following weapons: SIG P220 (P75) Glock 19 Steyr TMP Heckler & Koch MP5A3 Heckler & Koch MP7A1 SIG SG 550 Who take the following oath: quote:I swear I will faithfully, loyally and honourably serve the Supreme Pontiff Francis and his legitimate successors, and also dedicate myself to them with all my strength, sacrificing if necessary also my life to defend them. I assume this same commitment with regard to the Sacred College of Cardinals whenever the see is vacant. Furthermore I promise to the Commanding Captain and my other superiors, respect, fidelity and obedience. There is no big enough for the Pope's hypocrisy in telling other people to "build bridges instead of walls" when he lives in opulence behind giant walls protected by his own private army.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:12 |
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Pick posted:Wow, he speaks passionately about helping the poor and yet sits on top of the wealthiest organization in the world, instead of only paying lip service to the poor and sitting on top of the wealthiest organization in the world "cool pope" is relative. relative to "nazi pope" "senile pope", "murdered by the illuminati pope" and "random succession of medici rear end pope/kings"
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:13 |
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Korelle posted:By this point I'm so deeply engrossed in this absurd election cycle that I've no idea how I'm going to readjust to life in the outside world when it's all over. you're in luck, none of us gets to go back to a normal world when all this is over
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paranoid randroid posted:Inquisition (Which Is Apparently Still a Thing?) The Spanish Inquisition isnt what is supposed to happen with the Inquisition, at least.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:14 |
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Pick posted:Wow, he speaks passionately about helping the poor and yet sits on top of the wealthiest organization in the world, instead of only paying lip service to the poor and sitting on top of the wealthiest organization in the world also he will pay lip service to liberal causes but never actually do anything liberal in the papacy, like allowing women into the priesthood, or stop their incredibly regressive battle agaisnt gay marriage and contraception babypolis fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Feb 19, 2016 |
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Jewel Repetition posted:Will the endorsements from Obama and the Pope help Trump in SC? I'd guess yes, SC is mostly the sects of Christianity that don't like the pope all that much and US conservative catholics tend not to not like this current pope very much either. What you will find is that how liberal catholic church is will be more a function of the surrounding environment (more liberal on the east coast, conservative in the midwest and south, etc.) than any sort of top down thing you might expect from the rigid hierarchical structure of the church. Pope says climate change real, so what ; sort of thing. They probably loved every second of Trump hitting back. If the issue stays alive it could hurt him in the long run, but this will probably be rapidly drowned out of the news cycle by other things like syria. I also think the majority of americans will find the pope interjecting politically distasteful but who knows- it will be interesting to see what polling says on that (I assume someone will ask).
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The Saurus posted:The Pope not only has massive walls, but a force of 110 personal bodyguards armed with the following weapons: The office has a rich history of assassination attempts.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:15 |
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The Saurus posted:The Pope not only has massive walls, but a force of 110 personal bodyguards armed with the following weapons: he's the pope
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:16 |
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I asked my Catholic co-worker what he thought and he said the Pope is the devil.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:17 |
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The Saurus posted:There is no big enough for the Pope's hypocrisy in telling other people to "build bridges instead of walls" when he lives in opulence behind giant walls protected by his own private army. I like the increasingly stringent requirements on what it supposedly means to be a good Catholic. Before Francis it was drilled in everyone's heads that you had to oppose abortion, contraception, homosexuality, etc. So basically if you're not a Republican you're not a good Catholic. Now with Francis you have to still oppose that stuff but also oppose border walls, guns, and trickle down economics. Who the gently caress is even left that still fits these criteria?
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:17 |
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MaxxBot posted:I like the increasingly stringent requirements on what it supposedly means to be a good Catholic. Before Francis it was drilled in everyone's heads that you had to oppose abortion, contraception, homosexuality, etc. So basically if you're not a Republican you're not a good Catholic. Now with Francis you have to still oppose that stuff but also oppose border walls, guns, and trickle down economics. Who the gently caress is even left that still fits these criteria? that just sounds like the sort of conservatism that exists in huge portions of the world outside of the US
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:18 |
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I'm pretty mad that I was constantly busy all day on the day when we got a press release titled "Donald J. Trump's Response to the Pope".
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:18 |
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i hear the papacy is some SJW Bullshit now..... hell of a world we live in
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:19 |
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Joementum posted:I'm pretty mad that I was constantly busy all day on the day when we got a press release titled "Donald J. Trump's Response to the Pope". Lol MaxxBot posted:I like the increasingly stringent requirements on what it supposedly means to be a good Catholic. Before Francis it was drilled in everyone's heads that you had to oppose abortion, contraception, homosexuality, etc. So basically if you're not a Republican you're not a good Catholic. Now with Francis you have to still oppose that stuff but also oppose border walls, guns, and trickle down economics. Who the gently caress is even left that still fits these criteria? Sounds like UKIP.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:20 |
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MaxxBot posted:I like the increasingly stringent requirements on what it supposedly means to be a good Catholic. Before Francis it was drilled in everyone's heads that you had to oppose abortion, contraception, homosexuality, etc. So basically if you're not a Republican you're not a good Catholic. Now with Francis you have to still oppose that stuff but also oppose border walls, guns, and trickle down economics. Who the gently caress is even left that still fits these criteria? More people than you'd think, but not as many in the US as elsewhere. A good portion of Catholics opposed to birth control/abortion are really just opposed to it on paper and would rather just not think about it at all, considering it not terribly relevant. The drums of war against those in the US are primarily evangelical
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:20 |
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lmao at everyone in this thread actually talking about this whole pope fiasco trump is playing you guys like a fine stradivarius violin
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:21 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i hear the papacy is some SJW Bullshit now..... hell of a world we live in Trump will destroy it like all the other sjws by being rude.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:21 |
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I just had this insane thought. Maybe the Pope meant bridges and walls as METAPHORS? nah, couldnt be
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:21 |
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blue squares posted:I just had this insane thought. Maybe the Pope meant bridges and walls as METAPHORS? forget it jake, its tcottown
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:22 |
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blue squares posted:I just had this insane thought. Maybe the Pope meant bridges and walls as METAPHORS? From the people not even willing to accept the camel through the eye of a needle metaphor?
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:23 |
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The weird thing is: just last night I read the chapter in The Price of Folly on Pope Leo X, who was basically the Donald Trump of Popes.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:23 |
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Joementum posted:The weird thing is: just last night I read the chapter in The Price of Folly on Pope Leo X, who was basically the Donald Trump of Popes. Gun to your head: Who's taking second in SC? YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:24 |
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Rocks posted:lmao at everyone in this thread actually talking about this whole pope fiasco i mostly hope that the Trump/Pope Feud culminates in an American invasion of the Vatican in year 1 or 2 of the Trumpenreich. It's about time the last capitalist world empire conquered Rome.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:24 |
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Just for a second...imagine. Next year, 2017, will be the 500th birthday of the Protestant Reformation. We could find ourselves under President Donald Trump, a man who now has a personal, public grudge against the Roman Pontiff. Imagine the festivities Trump will organize. Martin Luther Day, a new federal holiday just to spite Rome? People around the country hammering sheets of paper onto church doors?
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:24 |
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zeal posted:i mostly hope that the Trump/Pope Feud culminates in an American invasion of the Vatican in year 1 or 2 of the Trumpenreich. It's about time the last capitalist world empire conquered Rome. what the gently caress would we want with a bunch of shiftless italians and old stone penises knocked off roman statues
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:25 |
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a cop posted:Gun to your head: Who's taking second in SC? YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE Is there a name inscribed on the barrel of the gun and is the person pointing it at me whispering, "America"? This is kind of important.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:26 |
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Baloogan posted:this ^^ is what it sounds like when you shift paradigms without a clutch.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:26 |
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I think the pope really phrased his comment poorly. Something like "I don't think a good Christian should support building a wall" is relatively inoffensive and is just stating an opinion on moral behavior. Instead he just flat out declared "A person who thinks only about building walls — wherever they may be — and not building bridges, is not Christian". That seems very judgmental on the inner state of someone's spiritual identity. It also makes it easy for Trump's supporters to project themselves into the situation. (Is the Pope saying that because I support building the wall I'm not a Christian? Who does he think he is to pass judgement on me!?)
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:26 |
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zeal posted:i mostly hope that the Trump/Pope Feud culminates in an American invasion of the Vatican in year 1 or 2 of the Trumpenreich. It's about time the last capitalist world empire conquered Rome. rome already got conquered by a modern capitalist state back in the 1870s donald trump will Make Italy Great Again
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:27 |
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Patter Song posted:Imagine the festivities Trump will organize. Martin Luther Day, a new federal holiday just to spite Rome? People around the country hammering sheets of paper onto church doors? If there's candy given out i'm in edit: not peeps though. papists you have to give us the good candy
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:27 |
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i most people would agree that the whole "italy" thing was a mistake. garibaldi, i love you man, but you got that one wrong
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:27 |
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paranoid randroid posted:what the gently caress would we want with a bunch of shiftless italians and old stone penises knocked off roman statues that's how it is now, but imagine the old Roman Forum or the Flavian Ampthitheater once Trump has had time to redevelop the city as a Trump Organization Property, circa Trumpenreich 4-6. He'll probably even remake the Baths of Caracalla as a day spa.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:28 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:that just sounds like the sort of conservatism that exists in huge portions of the world outside of the US Usually homophobia and xenophobia are tied together, are there countries with parties that are anti-gay and pro-immigration?
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:29 |
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My Dad who is extremely Catholic doesn't care much for the current pope or Donald Trump. I haven't asked specifically but if I had to guess he's a Ted Cruz man.
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# ? Feb 19, 2016 01:30 |
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blue squares posted:I just had this insane thought. Maybe the Pope meant bridges and walls as METAPHORS? no, Catholics interpret the bible literally. its in the catechism somewhere, along with the part where you have to beleive in weird zoroastrian leftovers, well because,
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